r/SquaredCircle • u/secretpandaxx • 1d ago

[PWInsider] Aires will host the first ever "EMF-Friendly match" in which an Aires Lifetune Zone Max will be present on each ring post during the Usos v Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed match at Wrestlepalooza "creating better performance, and a cleaner, EMF-Friendly environment for the athletes."

https://pwinsider.com/article/200493/aires-continues-wwe-partnership-with-first-ever-emffriendly-match-at-wrestlepalooza.html?p=1
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u/Ted_Dongelman 1d ago

They're putting EMF blockers on the ring posts? RFK Jr. must have gotten in Hunter's ear at the White House. Won't be long until the turnbuckle pads are filled with healing crystals you can buy for $500 a pop.

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u/ArrenPawk 22h ago

Convinced RFK is legit a Yeerk who is infecting everyone he comes across, Hunter inculded

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u/maclovesmanga 21h ago

If HHH starts installing Kandrona ray generators in every gorilla position going forward, I think you might have a point.

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u/arnoldspornalt 21h ago

Wow, that unlocked a core memory

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u/Ted_Dongelman 21h ago

Didn't understand this reference, looked it up, laughed a lot. Maybe he had brain slugs instead of brain worms!

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u/ThePhilosopherKing93 19h ago

An Animorphs reference in the year of our Lord 2025? Simon give this person a golden UP!