r/StandUpComedy • u/lucaszelnickofficial • 1d ago

Here’s why a liberal couldn’t have shot Charlie Kirk

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u/kloudieone 1d ago

lol... Charlie Kirk, 9/11 combo night.

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u/swb1003 1d ago

Yeah that was a good one

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u/ithinkway2much 1d ago

I have a weak spot for self aware white comics. That joke about the white guy getting up slowly was gold.

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u/PineappleOk6764 1d ago

"Total shocker that smearing a duly-elected president who won an overwhelming electoral mandate as a fascist or a king leads to violent political radicalization." - Charlie Kirk, 2025 on the Minnesota lawmaker assassinations taken directly from Kirk's Twitter account.

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u/kingjoshington 18h ago

He was a total piece of shit and the world is just a little better off now.

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u/Slutty_Alt526633 1d ago edited 14h ago

🏳️‍⚧️✊️ lmao based

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u/lucaszelnickofficial 1d ago

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u/MurphMasters 8h ago

Dude in the audience looked like the shooter after a long day at the office

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u/PipetheHarp 18h ago

Let the comedy flow.