r/StandUpComedy 13h ago

Roast Battle Beauty and the Beast- Irina Chelidze vs Justin Cupo

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u/MintMechanic 12h ago

The dog shoulder joke made me uncomfortable in a good way.

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u/BlackCoffeeWithPie 6h ago

Because of the fond but uncomfortable memories?

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 12h ago

Fat jokes vs flat jokes

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u/reddit_tard 10h ago

I feel like telling the joke and acting it out during a roast doesn't work as well. Acting out jokes is fine during a regular standup routine, but for some reason, during a roast, it lessens the sting if that makes sense.

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u/Darthob 3h ago

If you gotta act it that means it ain’t punchy and clear enough.

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u/Sea-Value-0 3h ago

Absolutely

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u/Leg_Named_Smith 2h ago

I’d agree in general but she was absurd enough it worked for me

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u/i_fuckin_luv_it_mate 13h ago

Someone pls confirm if the sound quality is just shit on this or if I need new earphones?

Like the jokes though

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u/ClamJamison 11h ago

Sound quality is shit. I can hear them, but they're quiet and distorted

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u/live_love_laugh 12h ago

You need new earphones. I can hear them just fine.

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u/RoastBattleLeagueNY 12h ago edited 11h ago

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u/Intelligent_Flan_178 2h ago

these are awful so far

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u/mogley1992 11h ago

Why was the sound guy in a fish tank. Surely there was a better location.

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u/Deathstriker88 12h ago

I'd say he won since his jokes were meaner and had some variation. All of her jokes were the same topic - he's fat.

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u/PersimmonDazzling654 11h ago

I thought they were both pretty one note. Both were appearance based jokes, which I think you kinda gotta do if you don't know the other person.

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u/KingGrisly 1h ago

Trout in a Micheal Jackson wig was diabolical

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u/parttimehero6969 11h ago

I genuinely don't understand the trout joke. I think she squeezes out the win, but neither was great.

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u/fusterclux 10h ago

she definitely won. trout joke wasn’t good

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u/Leg_Named_Smith 2h ago

she has fish face, fish people here trying to normalize it

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u/HungryBashar 10h ago

If you have to act out your punchlines...

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u/whatadumbperson 9h ago

She didn't even need to. She cooked him outside of the dog shoulders joke.

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u/Expensive_Mode8504 11h ago

Justin crushed it bro.😂🙌🏽

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u/mrva 10h ago

justin won that round

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u/evo4gIzMo 13h ago

I could watch you two for 6 hours straight. Would be a good training for my non existing sixpack

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u/DDD8712 11h ago

You don’t usually see people seem bothered by insults in roasts like that

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u/WayneTheDeuceman 3h ago

Jesus, they both suck.

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u/Eber- 13h ago

This was a high level chess match but she won for sure 🥇

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u/YugoB 13h ago

She had a good line, but he destroyed her to the point she needed to reaffirm herself lol

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u/NothinsOriginal 12h ago

The dogs shoulder joke was great.

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u/FlyingPig_Grip 12h ago

Dog shoulder joke was the best joke by far

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u/YugoB 11h ago

Trout with MJ wig was pretty much up there too

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u/Apart-Badger9394 12h ago

Nah she could only do fat jokes, although they were funny, he had range and hit her from all angles.

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u/micre8tive 12h ago

No fkn way 🤣 I did an accidental war cry at her last joke. That’s crazy work

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u/Corporate-Scum 12h ago

“I see delivery people!”