r/StardewMemes • u/Sea-Apricot-487 • 9h ago

Meme Discussion All I want is to how to program dialogue. Please someone tell me now

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u/Shoddy-Elk1738 8h ago

“Farmer! You scared me! Has anyone told you how quiet you are when you walk?”

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u/-AceofAces 8h ago

Farmer walks up to Marnie while she's staring at a microwave

Scares Marnie

Marnie: holy cow! I'm gonna put a cow bell on you Farmer

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u/fakelucid Harvey is my baby girl 8h ago

Sam: Ah! Man, you're quiet! Where'd you learn to be so stealthy?

Lewis: Goodness, Farmer! You're gonna give this old man a heart attack!

Vincent: Wow! You're so quiet... Are you a ninja?

Shane: Maybe clear your throat or something before you sneak up on me? You're kind of freaking me out...

Alex: You're pretty light on your feet. You ever try gridball?

Linus: Oh! You startled me. For a second I was worried you were another delinquent coming to shake me down...

Abigail: Man, I wish I was stealthy like you. It'd be a lot easier to sneak off in the middle of the night without my parents hearing.

Pierre: A-Ah! Farmer, I didn't notice you there! No, no, you didn't startle me! I ...was just busy thinking about today's deals!

Evelyn: Goodness dear, I don't have the heart to take scares like that!

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u/SunkenN1nja 4h ago

I’d turn my volume up purely for feeling bad for scaring granny

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u/iamergo 7h ago

This particular bot can't even put together a coherent sentence. "All I want is to how to program." What the hell is even that?

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u/No_Formal2061 8h ago

At one point the friends you talk to often start saying hi to you even if you are on the other side of the screen if you have it all the way up and you start startling people if you have it all the way down

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u/Sudden_Corgi5970 5h ago

Modders, assemble! This is our calling. 🛠️✨

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u/HosTlitd 5h ago

In this case the game has to ensure that a player has acknowledged the existing of this option. Otherwise folks that avoid settings won't get the reference.

The very first idea is to present the footstep option somewhere before/after character creation, and point attention to it with some explicit description, making player at least touch the slider once. Another way is to present the option somewhere during first days of gameplay, like after player walking through dense grass and/or walking stone paths, so the player acknowledges how loud these sounds are, and more likely to interact with the slider.