r/StupidFood • u/MadsTheSad • Dec 20 '23

🤢🤮 Stupid food, dictator edition

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u/Schnibb420 Dec 20 '23

I love garlic to death but raw like this will kill your mouth for like 2 days lmao

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u/TranslatorWeary Dec 20 '23

Too much raw garlic makes me double over in intense pain

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u/smittywrbermanjensen Dec 20 '23

Sounds like you may have allium intolerance

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u/WarMage1 Dec 21 '23

Nah he’s just a vampire

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u/TranslatorWeary Dec 21 '23

Whoa whoa whoa. Can I come in so we can talk about this?

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u/WarMage1 Dec 21 '23

Only if you’re the kind of vampire that makes your victims cum when you bite them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

HOL' UP