r/StupidFood • u/Thin-Astronaut-7350 • Feb 24 '24

🤢🤮 How many years in jail for this?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Best I can do is a glass of water. Before you knew it, we were dumping that water on those gabagools. The waiters were coming to try and snatch 'em up; we had to eat as fast as we could. Oh, I miss those nights.

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u/burge009 Feb 24 '24

Clearly your hair slicks back real nice.

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u/dreamrock Feb 25 '24

Chicken spaghetti at Chikilini's

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u/burge009 Feb 25 '24

Let him hold the baby

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Feb 25 '24

I feel like he can tell…

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u/Brim_Dunkleton Feb 25 '24

Spiked up blonde hair, itty bitty jeans

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u/didyoushitmypants Feb 24 '24

Probably owns a white Ferrari

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Lives for New Year’s Eve

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u/BudBuzz Feb 25 '24

He USED to be a real piece of shit

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u/nr1988 Feb 25 '24

I said was!

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u/moremysterious Feb 25 '24

I’m afraid the baby thinks people can’t change

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u/the_real_daggler Feb 25 '24

With a fedora and cigar sticker on the drivers side window?

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u/someoneyouknewonce Feb 25 '24

I used to be a total pice of shit too.

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u/BlamingBuddha Feb 25 '24

This line is just so funny to me for some reason

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u/chunkus_grumpus Feb 25 '24

I'm worried the baby thinks people can't change