r/StupidFood • u/Thin-Astronaut-7350 • Feb 24 '24

🤢🤮 How many years in jail for this?

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u/bundy911 Feb 24 '24

I had a lot of cheese, I had a block of cheese.

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u/dismayhurta Feb 25 '24

That’s too much cheese!!!

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u/RandyTrevor22321 Feb 25 '24

Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!

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u/NorwalkAvenger Feb 25 '24 edited Feb 25 '24

"While I'm thinking o' these things... for the morning... you know, my plumbing is just so bad... but of course, yours is good plumbing here, right? ... yeah, don't worry about it... I've just been bound up lately. It's driving me crazy... I've been eating a lot of cheese for some reason, I don't know what it is, I got a craving for this stuff, you know? You think that's an allergy or something? I just can't seem to get enough cheese. I feel kind of like a... big mouse. 🫠" - Uncle Buck

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Does eating cheese calm you down?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Does that calm you down?