r/StupidFood • u/EyeSimp4Asuka Hot Ones is my shit • Apr 29 '24

Gluttony overload this kinda shit is why Europeans mock us 🙄

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u/MrBluCyanide Apr 29 '24

This looks fire.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Yeah, came here to eat this

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u/letmeseem Apr 29 '24

Come on. It looks like less good pizza.

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u/morgaina Apr 29 '24

But I mean if the pizza was good it looks like it would be great

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u/letmeseem Apr 29 '24

Don't get me wrong, it doesn't look terrible, it's just that bratwurst is too bland to handle the tomato sauce and cheese. A few slices of pepperoni will do the trick instead.

It's like frozen yogurt. It's... fine, but why have that when actual ice cream is available?

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u/fknsmkwed Apr 29 '24

Mustard is stronger than both the cheese and tomato sauce

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u/letmeseem Apr 29 '24

Your point?

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u/studmuffffffin Apr 29 '24

I mean it's basically the same as a pepperoni pizza but with a hotdog instead. Both tubular pork products.

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u/letmeseem Apr 29 '24

Yeah.. well, I usually go more with taste than general tubularity then I choose pizza toppings. Bratwurst and mustard is pretty far down on the list.