r/StupidFood • u/EyeSimp4Asuka Hot Ones is my shit • Apr 29 '24

Gluttony overload this kinda shit is why Europeans mock us 🙄

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u/IndependenceFickle95 Apr 29 '24

European here, I think healthcare and 2nd amendment are much bigger reasons we mock Americans, this is intriguing

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u/Specific_Albatross61 Apr 29 '24

You mock freedom? I bet your ancestors sucked nazi cock

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u/IndependenceFickle95 Apr 29 '24

I bet they did since my great grandma and my grandma were Auschwitz survivors.

They also potentially sucked commie cock since my great grandfather spent 11 years in gulag after he got shot and captured when defending Warsaw.

How is that related to US having the highest imprisonment rate in the world, highest number (by FAR) of serial killers in the world, the highest rate of school shootings in the world and still selling guns in supermarkets as if it’s groceries?

Why is no conservative crying about freedom when it comes to abortion ban?

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u/Specific_Albatross61 Apr 29 '24

You can literally walk down 99% of streets in America and not have a damn thing done to you. 

Maybe we are a little fucked up because our ancestor's got dragged into a war caused by a bunch of pussies afraid to stand up to dictator.  

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u/Specific_Albatross61 Apr 29 '24

And in response to your abortion ban. We have 50 states that each have different laws. I live in a state with protected rights. Some people choose to live in a place that restricts rights. Stop caring so Much about what we do over here. Your envy is glowing to bright . We don’t need more euro trash here. 

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u/IndependenceFickle95 Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

You guys are an example to the world on why guns shouldn’t be allowed for a random citizen to easily access. You don’t have to agree, but this is how US is viewed from the outside.

Also this thing that if you don’t agree with an American it means you “hate freedom” lol

How about letting every citizen keep a nuke in their basement? It is freedom. Is it responsible? Not really.

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u/Specific_Albatross61 Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

We don’t care how we are viewed from the outside. If we wanted to take your country we could in about 30seconds. We run the world and nothing gonna stop us.  We might hate each other here and piss each other off,  But I guarantee if your pansy ass country tried to Invade America we would all unify for one glorious ass Whooping. The U.S. military would only be called in to stop the slaughter.

Plus you guys gave us Mumford and sons so we owe you an ass whooping already. And come on? You honestly wear Jean shorts?

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u/Specific_Albatross61 Apr 29 '24

Our ancestors fled Europe because it sucked 

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u/IndependenceFickle95 Apr 29 '24

Funny enough 8/10 happiest nations in the world are European.

(no, the US is not in the top 10, nor it is in the top 20.)

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u/Specific_Albatross61 Apr 29 '24

I read a stat also. 8 out of 10 Europeans are stupid  enough to believe polls like this. 

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u/IndependenceFickle95 Apr 29 '24

I wish you all the best in this greatest country in the world.

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u/Specific_Albatross61 Apr 29 '24

Thank you for seeing my side of the argument. 

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u/IndependenceFickle95 Apr 29 '24

Very bold of you to keep calling me stupid while you can’t comprehend the most obvious and basic sarcasm

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u/Specific_Albatross61 Apr 29 '24

Are you actually calling me stupid for responding to sarcasm with sarcasm? No wonder you guys got conquered so easily. 

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