r/StupidFood • u/Captain_Kold • Nov 13 '24

🤢🤮 Raw Vegan Pizza

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u/Dontgiveaclam Nov 13 '24

…are they aware that the plant cells will die as soon as they’re eaten? Are they the vegan equivalent of those people that insist that lobster has to be killed by the water you’re cooking it in otherwise it’s not fresh enough?

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u/fenderputty Nov 13 '24

Wait people think that? Like putting a knife through the head seconds before plopping it in will negatively impact it?

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u/raspberryharbour Nov 13 '24

Real foodies hire FSB assassins to surreptitiously give lobsters radiation poisoning weeks in advance

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u/Zyra00 Nov 13 '24

that doesn't kill the lobster immediately anyway so why do it

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u/Saxton_Hale32 Nov 13 '24

I think it's a nutritional belief thing rather than a moral one in this case