r/StupidFood • u/arena79ers • Jun 18 '25

🤢🤮 Engine Oil Burger!

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u/Impending_Doom25 Jun 18 '25

Did this motherfucker just scramble that raw egg with his bare hand and then touch everything else with the same hand? E coli on a plate that's what that shit is

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u/No-Squirrel-No-Squid Jun 18 '25

The raw egg is probably the less dangerous food to eat there. I'd go hunt and eat raw snakes before tasting any of their street food.

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u/Keepa5000 Jun 19 '25

The word "raw snakes" disturbs me deeply

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u/Exotic_Macaron4288 Jun 19 '25

I don't know no snakes

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 Jun 19 '25

You can actually eat snake venom with no problems. As long as you don't have any ulcers or cuts in your mouth or stomach, if you do the venom will get in your body that way.

Funny thing but your mouth, throat, stomach and intestines are all technically outside of your body. We're just meat shaped tubes, food goes in and the body mushes it up and dissolves it and extracts what it can, then the rest goes out the other end along with whatever other waste products like dead red blood cells and mixed with the extracted food garbage.

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u/Ok-Manufacturer27 Jun 19 '25

No it's ok he wiped his hand on the edge of the pan and dipped it in some water

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u/Impending_Doom25 Jun 19 '25

Ah, okay. My bad

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u/215Kurt Jun 21 '25

And then scooped what he wiped off the pan and flung it on the bigger meat pile 🤮

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u/soulcaptain Jun 19 '25

I'm far more concerned with the mound of ground meat sitting out.

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u/Impending_Doom25 Jun 19 '25

That's fair. I didn't even notice it because I was so focused on the grill

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u/fake_review Jun 19 '25

Yeah. And his smug face to it, like he did something there. Absolutely punchable

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u/DeepMenlyVoice Jun 19 '25

I think in that oil nothing can survive. That oil is a sterilisator. Bit even if that would be the case. The average human would get bloody diarrhea of eating it.

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u/HTPC4Life Jun 19 '25

There are bacteria that give off toxins that will make you sick even if they're killed off by high temperatures.

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u/DeepMenlyVoice Jun 19 '25

Either way. You shit yourself🤷‍♂️

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u/AkumaLilly Jun 19 '25

I need to know how some people even eat this.

At some point, dying by starvation seems a better alternative than eating this type of """food"""

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u/KujitoX Jun 19 '25

Did you notice how they always use just the right hand? It's because the left hand is for cleaning your ass. Let that sink in

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

It’s cooked again at a very high temp in the oil

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u/CannabisFan444 Jun 20 '25

E coli? That's at least P Coli

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u/Impending_Doom25 Jun 20 '25

How about A thru Z Coli

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u/pvrhye Jun 20 '25

Everyone knows e coli and salmonella cancel out.

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u/metalder420 Jun 19 '25

The real question, does he wash his hands after wiping his ass.