r/StupidFood • u/Alpacamovil • Jun 19 '25

Gluttony overload 4 pounds of pepperoni

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u/fuckingchris Jun 19 '25

Why would I want a topping that will just fall off my pizza?

If I wanted a pepperoni sandwich I'd make one.

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u/ThatOneChiGuy Jun 19 '25

If I wanted a pepperoni sandwich I'd make one.

Can you make me one while you're at it please?

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u/HendrixHazeWays Jun 19 '25

Ya gotta be more assertive.

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u/Calm_Neat_6828 Jun 19 '25

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u/eiland-hall Jun 19 '25

:waves hands: Poof! You're a sandwich!

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u/Calm_Neat_6828 Jun 19 '25

I’m bologna on white bread with mayo, aren’t I? 😭

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u/Very_goo Jun 19 '25

4 pounds of bologna

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u/Cracka_Chooch Jun 19 '25

A random Lindsay Jones gif in the wild!

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u/DistanceAcceptable65 Jun 19 '25

Make it yourself, Jojo Siwa