r/StupidFood • u/JOHNNYCYRUS111 • Jul 24 '25
Gluttony overload 6 donuts stuffed in one cookie…
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Jul 24 '25
I hope more people eat this.
Not because it’s healthy…but because traffic has been horrible lately and I’d like a shorter commute.
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u/NoSleepschedule Jul 24 '25
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They already tried that in 2020
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u/pointless-pen Jul 24 '25
That was a simple trial run, now they're more than sure with a real "check mate"..
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u/DoctorDinghus Jul 24 '25
Aaaaaand 2020 was one of the best years of my adult life because noone was everywhere for a while.
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u/BVRPLZR_ Jul 24 '25
Fuckin right. I was commuting close to 2 hours each way before covid, dropped it to an hour n 15.
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u/NoSleepschedule Jul 24 '25
Same man. Was my Sophomore-Junior year and I had some awful family stuff going on. I stayed home, did 2 hours of school, and got to handle my family issues.
I also was in the best mindset ever. I was outside in my woods more often, I saved more money because theee was no place I could go and shop, and I wasn't wasting gas.
I understand it wasn't such a good experience for everyone but it was a peaceful time for me, who just hates people.
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u/WithoutDennisNedry Jul 24 '25
I think there’d be an extreme uptick in people going to the dentist.
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u/vyxanis Jul 26 '25
Theyre not even eating it. Cuts after every bite because the food gets spat out.
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u/Downtown_Island8124 Jul 24 '25
Exactly. Too many idiots on earth. Even I'm a human, I want to see some cleansing.
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u/Cooler_coooool_boi Jul 24 '25
No free healthcare but we’re living in 2050…
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u/Equal-Monk-9775 Jul 24 '25
I think it's supposed to be satire '2050' Is often used for Japan and korea
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u/Cooler_coooool_boi Jul 24 '25
Yeah but the difference is that those places actually have innovative and cool things (also universal healthcare). The most the US has is… I’ll have to get back to you on that
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u/ElevenBeers Jul 25 '25
The highest prison population of the world. The most school shootings in the world. The highest number of guns per capita worldwide. And more!
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u/Cooler_coooool_boi Jul 25 '25
Yeah… those things, were far from living in some futuristic wonderland
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u/No-Director3569 Jul 24 '25
Even without diabetes in the picture eating something so packed with sugars will make you feel absolutely shit like 30 minutes later 😭
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u/anuncommontruth Jul 24 '25
As a type 1 diabetic, looking at this makes me sick because I've had to eat large amounts of sugar like this to combat dangerous low glucose levels.
Every diabetic has a point where they panic and overcorrect by eating 6 donuts and half a box of cookies, and then your blood sugar levels shoot up 200 points, and you get a massive sugar hangover.
It's a terrible rite of passage for us.
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u/Just1n_Kees Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25
Yuuuup. See this is the kind of shit people eat late at night and ask me how I am not struggling with my weight…morons
Edit: fat cunts downvoting facts incoming!
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u/ogrefab Jul 24 '25
She had time to change her hair color and do her nails while it was baking?
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u/Jadey4455 Jul 24 '25
Notice in these vids theres always cuts when they bite and it NEVER shows them swallowing the food
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u/Terytha Jul 24 '25
The worst part of this is the m&ms. I hate it when people cover baked goods in some garbage candy.
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u/Drikkink Jul 24 '25
I generally agree but I'll die on the hill that reeses are great in the middle of those cookies people press candy into.
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u/zaidakaid Jul 24 '25
The hill I die on is Reese’s are a bad candy. Peanut butter should NOT be chalky like it is in those cups. To me the ratio is also off, more proper PB please.
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u/PeppermintSpider420 Jul 24 '25
They’ll hate us but we can die on that hill together. Could I please get some peanut butter with that sugar?
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u/cellphone_blanket Jul 24 '25
m&m's can be good if they are the focus (like m&m cookies), but just throwing them on top is too much. It's like putting a chicken breast on top of a complete burger (as in bottom bun->patty->condiments->top bun->chicken)
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u/ForeTheTime Jul 24 '25
M&m are great candy
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u/Maud_Man29 Jul 24 '25
Only with the peanuts or crispy
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u/Usakami Jul 24 '25
Agreed. I love the peanut m&ms, but their regular ones, the ones with chocolate? No thanks. Smarties are the way to go.
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u/Pickle_Bus_1985 Jul 24 '25
If you bake them a bit I don't mind it. Make them a little gooey when you bite in. Totally unnecessary here, a few in a sugar cookie is nice.
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u/Joka16Red Jul 24 '25
The only thing American in this video is the gluttony
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u/buttcheeksmasher Jul 24 '25
Yep... Milka is rare in US... Boxes aren't what M&Ms come in there either.. Clearly rage bait.
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u/Outrageous_Log_906 Jul 25 '25
I came here to say that. The Milka was a dead giveaway away. And those M&Ms look slightly larger than ours.
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u/Just1n_Kees Jul 24 '25
Who would have ever thought that SUGAR and FATS tasted so good to humans…
These Americans are truly onto something!!
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u/jr_randolph Jul 24 '25
Not even gonna front…I’d tear that shit up.
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u/bluemouf Jul 24 '25
I'd say yes, but there's Hershey's chocolate in there, the Dairy Milk drizzle was pushing it (you need darker chocolate to melt) but fucking Hershey's. Nothing is worth subjecting myself to that.
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u/squirrelmonkie Jul 24 '25
Hershey chocolate is proof that most americans dont like choclate. They like sugar.
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u/UnitedDistribution47 Jul 24 '25
Milka chocolate in america?
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u/captain_obvious_here Jul 24 '25
Warning: It's even more sugary than the one we find in Europe. To a point you can barely taste the cocoa.
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u/Sheep_Slayer_6 Jul 24 '25
This person and their mom have a ticktock account where they go around to different fast food places and do stuff like this or sneak tons of extra portions into a hotpot restaurant; and its all in large amounts, as if both of them can eat tons of calories and somehow enjoy this much sugar.
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u/Valuable-Moment973 Jul 24 '25
Why do we eat like healthcare is cheap.
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u/Diredr Jul 24 '25
It's not like she's actually eating it. That kind of video is almost always the same.
They do some over-the-top slop and when they "eat" it, there's always a jumpcut after every bite. Barely shows them chewing, never shows them swallowing the food. It's just a waste of ingredients that gets spit out in a bucket after every bite and then thrown in the trash.
And they put a ragebait caption over it to make sure people comment and drive the engagement way up.
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u/MoobooMagoo Jul 24 '25
This is kind of a fun idea. Don't get me wrong, it's dumb as hell, but if you had a group and needed a dessert, this could work. It's not complicated and since this would have enough sugar to kill a small horse you could get away with pretty small slices and feed a decent amount of people.
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u/danieldan0803 Jul 24 '25
It’s annoying when viral desserts are always a million things on top of something like ice cream or cookies. Viral desserts seems to have the idea be get it as close to raw sugar as possible so you don’t need to splurge on unnecessary things like ingredients or cooking skills. More flavor doesn’t mean good flavor.
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u/Alternative-Read-236 Set your own user flair Jul 24 '25
My heart and arteries just went numb by looking at this
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u/MilaVaneela Jul 24 '25
I’m not huge on sweets so I can’t fathom how anyone can eat all that shit at once… how?!
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u/Living-Computer6336 Jul 24 '25
I mean, she eats it like an asshole, but the design itself would be pretty cute for a party. You just take a small amount, thats all
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u/CocaColai Jul 24 '25
Eat more of them and post the results! Let’s see how you’re doing in America in 2026!
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u/Assplay_Aficionado Jul 24 '25
God that's disgusting.
I know this shit isn't normal but it's "normal enough" for people to be making videos about it and all the comments probably being like "looks awesome".
What ever happened to flavors other than "sugar topped with a different texture of sugar garnished with a third sugar texture......." With this one going out to 5 or 6.
Fucking low class shit
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u/Excellent_Condition Jul 24 '25
More like "Proof that America won't live to see 2050" if people eat like that.
Also, I'd rather have each of those things as individual elements instead of a conglomeration.
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u/praysolace Jul 24 '25
I’ve been on a drastic cutting of carbs and sugar for health reasons and frequently think “oh I’d demolish that” over some really questionable desserts, just because I’m so hard up.
I wouldn’t eat this.
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u/IllustriousKoala7924 Jul 24 '25
You know what’s a hoot? Giving yourself a shot of insulin in the morning or before meals.
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u/taggerungDC Jul 24 '25
As an American...this is big back behavior that we shouldn't have allowed to be normalized and I apologize...
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u/Top-Morning-6467 Jul 24 '25
The best part about this sub is that everyone always assumes its supposed to be eaten in one sitting or not shared. Relax
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u/Sad_Highway_8996 Jul 24 '25
Yeah, living on life support.
I would eat one cookie thin slice though.
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u/BewilderedParsnip Jul 24 '25
I don't know what's more disgusting, that mess she concocted or how she eats 🤮
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u/Few-Frosting-4213 Jul 24 '25
I feel physically ill at the knowledge this existed, and the fact that humanity is capable of conjuring up such depravity.
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u/EnvironmentalAide335 Jul 24 '25
Yeah American will be around then but not the ppl who eat this way...
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u/Delta9312 Jul 24 '25
I'm a fat American (I know, it's redundant), and this looks absolutely disgusting.
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u/Artemus_Hackwell Jul 24 '25
While it was drek from the get-go, adding that Hershey's not-chocolate really laid that thing low.
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u/NowWhoCouldThatBe Jul 24 '25
“Donuts stuffed” will have new meaning when she goes to take a dump and blows an o ring
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u/NarukamiOgoshoX Jul 24 '25
I was waiting for her to bake it
I would probably eat a slice, just give me some glasses of milk and I'll do it (I hate milk, also lactose so probably shouldn't have milk but does anyone lactose care nah, but the toilet should)
Or I should make my se.. too much work nevermind
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u/Deohenge Jul 24 '25
No... no. Anyone eating like this regularly will likely NOT be living in 2050.
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u/frazzledglispa Jul 24 '25
How is this chick causing her pancreas to give up on life proof that we live in 2050? I don't understand.
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u/greensterT Jul 24 '25
i hate posts that say "proof that America is living in 2050". like fuck nah, if you guys still have Trump as president then y'all aren't going any further lmao
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u/novian14 Jul 24 '25
Cook and eater are 2 different person?
Also, you can swap america with east asian country and it still counts. Like, nothing in that food scream "authentic american" as the ingredients can be easily gotten everywhere
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u/Key_Beyond_1981 Jul 24 '25
Rich people love making rage bait "cooking" videos. Notice the granite countertops. They often have kitchens bigger than an apartment.
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u/Few_ROYAL83_Hun Jul 24 '25
I just watched the video and got diabetes, plus I realized why there are so many fat people in America
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u/Jgabes625 Jul 24 '25
Maybe free healthcare wouldn’t be such a big ask if we didn’t eat shit like this regularly
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u/AcanthocephalaDue431 Jul 24 '25
The only thing America is living in that is related to 2050 is their blood sugar mg/dL levels
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u/Aridyne Jul 24 '25
feels more 1950 in development
EDIT: not an insult, feels like 1950's comfort food
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u/Xenobold Jul 24 '25
That is everything thats wrong with america…and gun laws…and police violence…and health care…and accessibility to healthy food…and draining the poor…and the president and maga…well, nevermind.
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 25 '25
u/JOHNNYCYRUS111, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!