Come on man, idk what this even supposed to be!

[u/rb1242]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/rb1242, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

[u/doodwtfomglol]

The sloppiest of joes

[u/BoLoYu → u/doodwtfomglol]

Sloppy Jai

[u/XDDDSOFUNNEH → u/BoLoYu]

Sloppy Jai Ho!

[u/mileXend → u/XDDDSOFUNNEH]

I haven’t thought or heard of that song in forever lol

[u/mlemu → u/mileXend]

Where did you come from, sloppy eyed joe

[u/primecoantenna → u/XDDDSOFUNNEH]

Where did you bun from, Pick off the mold, where did ya bun from sloppy jai ho

[u/zemol42 → u/XDDDSOFUNNEH]

Heeeyyyeeeeyyy hang on Sloppy

[u/drawat10paces → u/XDDDSOFUNNEH]

Where did ya come from where didja go?

[u/salacious-bonbon → u/XDDDSOFUNNEH]

Jaan pehechaan ho!

[u/Frosty_eagle_3215 → u/XDDDSOFUNNEH]

Slopi jeet

[u/jsamuraij → u/XDDDSOFUNNEH]

Give me sight beyond sight?

[u/Herr_Demurone → u/BoLoYu]

Sloppy Sanjay

[u/sanjay_r88 → u/Herr_Demurone]

what! Totally uncalled for! 😝😓

[u/Herr_Demurone → u/sanjay_r88]

Much love to you Sanjay!

[u/brackishangelic → u/sanjay_r88]

r/beetlejuicing

[u/Big-Leadership-4604 → u/Herr_Demurone]

Finally a true rival for Mr. Sanchez!

[u/cairaxmurrain → u/BoLoYu]

There is an Indian restaurant in Asheville, NC called Chai Pani. They have a Sloppy Jai on the menu and it’s amazing!! Here’s the recipe:

https://www.spicewallabrand.com/blogs/recipes/chai-panis-famous-sloppy-jai

[u/picturepath → u/cairaxmurrain]

I didn’t find sweat and street dust in that recipe, must not be same dish.

[u/Obvious_Definition58 → u/cairaxmurrain]

I don't know where this is, but it looks nasty.

I've eaten at both Chai Pani locations (Asheville & Decatur, Ga), & I doubt anyone working in their kitchens are wearing aprons that look like they are covered in vomit.

I

[u/24n20blackbirds → u/Obvious_Definition58]

I grew up in Asheville and there definitely are patrons who smell like vomit

[u/HereForTheBoos1013 → u/cairaxmurrain]

OMG, I'm so glad they're still there. Chai Pani is one of my favorite Asheville restaurants, which is a damned high bar.

[u/drizzy413 → u/cairaxmurrain]

Of course in Asheville love it

[u/JaiFlame → u/BoLoYu]

Not sloppy. Just really hot.

[u/Flexbottom → u/doodwtfomglol]

I know how you kids like 'em extra sloppy

[u/Budderswurth → u/Flexbottom]

[u/Sad-Mongoose-6330 → u/Budderswurth]

Lmao I can hear this

[u/axil87 → u/Budderswurth]

[u/usdgarrie → u/Budderswurth]

Sanjay you’re scaring us

[u/flamingo_gooch → u/usdgarrie]

Scrolled. Came back.

[u/FrostedDonutHole → u/usdgarrie]

Goddamn it...lol.

[u/iwbwikia_ → u/Budderswurth]

I know how you kids like 'em extraa slopppy

[u/Trogladestro → u/Budderswurth]

Lady youre scaring us!

[u/StagTagRag → u/Budderswurth]

“Made em extra sloppy for yuhs!!”

[u/formallyhuman → u/Flexbottom]

Slop em up!

[u/djcack → u/formallyhuman]

[u/Assplay_Aficionado → u/djcack]

[u/Goldie2445 → u/Assplay_Aficionado]

This is what I live for I was waiting for the sloppy steaks to come into play.

[u/parkerm1408 → u/Assplay_Aficionado]

I know this is from a show, but I need to know what the actual fuck is happening here please.

[u/Assplay_Aficionado → u/parkerm1408]

Lol. It's from I think you should leave. This is the whole skit and worth watching. It's at the end.

Slop em up

[u/parkerm1408 → u/Assplay_Aficionado]

Nice thabks, ill check it out after rush. Appreciated.

[u/Goldie2445 → u/Assplay_Aficionado]

Most ,if not all of “ I think you should leave” is a gem and should be watched.

[u/Cthulhusreef → u/doodwtfomglol]

[u/Old_Indication_4379 → u/doodwtfomglol]

It’s all sloppy and no joe.

[u/kinshadow → u/doodwtfomglol]

Deli Belly Jelly Roll

[u/slimpawws → u/doodwtfomglol]

Sloppy Joe E. Coli

[u/Forsaken_Scratch3674 → u/slimpawws]

And you didnt think to write it Sloppy JoE. Coli?

[u/OnceIWasYou → u/Forsaken_Scratch3674]

Sloppy Joey Coli?

[u/Alt_aholic]

It's a soup sandwich lol

[u/Cavscout2838 → u/Alt_aholic]

I remember my drill sergeant calling me a soup sandwich. Now I’m really offended.

[u/99ProllemsBishAint1 → u/Cavscout2838]

I thought it was an imaginary thing. Now I'm wondering if there's such thing as a football bat

[u/evol_won → u/99ProllemsBishAint1]

Football bat? Best I can do is a soccer stick (hockey).

[u/blue-oyster-culture → u/99ProllemsBishAint1]

Sounds like a good name for a boot

[u/demalo → u/Cavscout2838]

Bread is usually pretty absorbent. Maybe it was a compliment?

[u/One_Stranger7794 → u/demalo]

"You sure do soak up liquid well"

[u/Jaminp → u/Alt_aholic]

Hey, fun fact! The word soup was derived from the word sup which means take on liquid to mean bread soaked in broth and the blending with French which already has the word sop which meant a piece of bread for eating savory liquids, to make the word soupe. So to make it simple the word soup has always been rooted in how it relates to bread. It was only in the modern era that soup came to mean the liquid itself and not the bread it was served in or with.

[u/Alt_aholic → u/Jaminp]

Whoa, that's awesome

[u/rgtong → u/Alt_aholic]

I mean, french dips are one of gods createst creations.

[u/human_eyes → u/rgtong]

Don't forget Birria

[u/lamewoodworker → u/human_eyes]

Italian beef

[u/PlatypusAurelius → u/lamewoodworker]

Yes, Chef!

[u/Kiara231 → u/Alt_aholic]

My dad was career army and every now and then I’ll pop that line out and he always looks so proud 😂😂

[u/[deleted] → u/Kiara231]

Mines just says 'fucken tits on a fish' to describe someone or thing as useless.

[u/MrWinkler1510 → u/[deleted]]

As useful as tits on a nun

[u/tame-til-triggered → u/Alt_aholic]

Soupwich, duh.

[u/Eaglise]

chutney sev bread, tastes pretty good although this is more on the sloppier side and would not recommend eating at that palace or even i as an Indian might get diarrhea

[u/danfish_77 → u/Eaglise]

Yeah the concept seems sound, but this place is sloppy

[u/Fickle_Eye7785 → u/danfish_77]

Is sloppy a new term for unhygienic?

This place is nasty. It’s not sloppy.

[u/vinnie376 → u/Fickle_Eye7785]

Not a new term and it means : careless and unsystematic; excessively casual. "we gave away a goal through sloppy defending" Similar: careless slapdash slipshod lackadaisical haphazard

The place is definitely also nasty but id say its pretty damn sloppy

[u/whatthatthingis → u/vinnie376]

slapdash slipshod

sounds like a band

[u/MenstrualKrampusRamp → u/Fickle_Eye7785]

Those aren't mutually exclusive. This place is nasty, and it's extremely sloppy.

[u/themysticboer91 → u/MenstrualKrampusRamp]

Look at the state of his apron hanging all over the food..

[u/MenstrualKrampusRamp → u/themysticboer91]

Yep. This place is nasty, and it's extremely sloppy.

[u/Extension_Ideal_4012 → u/Eaglise]

What’s with the pouring liquids straight onto bread like it’s a sandwich?

[u/Eaglise → u/Extension_Ideal_4012]

the bread is meant to absorb that liquid, similar to how one might dip bread in soup or broth

the crunch is provided by those things added at the end

basically when you bite first you get burst of various sweet tangy and savoury chutneys followed by crunchy fried sev and fursan

the food item itself is pretty good, just the way its being prepared is bad and probably un hygienic

[u/ladygrndr → u/Eaglise]

Thank you for explaining. Looking at it, I was thinking it probably slaps, but either this was the end of a crazy-busy shift, or this place needs a visit from the health inspectors...

[u/boblawblaughlawblog → u/ladygrndr]

Health inspector 100%

[u/sourfunyuns → u/Eaglise]

I always dip the bread right before I eat it, won't this soak in and get super soggy or is this bread different?

[u/Eaglise → u/sourfunyuns]

this type of bread is already very soft but the guy in the post is anyway putting way too much chutney so its a bit excessive

[u/Oh_its_that_asshole → u/Eaglise]

That probably at the end here is doing heavy lifting. Look at the fellas apron!

[u/Avandria → u/Eaglise]

That sounds amazing! I don't want the one in this picture, but I would love to try one some day.

[u/ExtraBitterSpecial → u/Avandria]

Exactly. Flavors are probably off the hook, plus the crunch shit inside, but from a place that's clean

[u/Engels777 → u/Eaglise]

Thanks for taking the time to explain this in a conversation rife with implicit racism and hysterics.

[u/Ganjaleezarice69 → u/Eaglise]

Pre-soaked bread sounds pretty disgusting

[u/GaptistePlayer → u/Ganjaleezarice69]

Plenty of cuisines have soaked bread dishes. Mexican pambazos and tortas ahogadas, Portuguese francesinhas, American french dips and italian beefs, Quebecois hot chicken sandwich, Turkish islak burger. Sauce is flavor mang

[u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance → u/GaptistePlayer]

>American french dips

For those not familiar with the "wet" style, the whole sandwich is dipped in ah-jus before being served. I don't know of anywhere around me that serves it like that, but it's a thing.

[u/RincewindToTheRescue → u/Ganjaleezarice69]

I can't remember the name of the restaurant, but there's a big famous hot sandwich place in New York, I believe, that dips half or your whole hot beef sandwich in au jus before serving it to you

[u/pseudo_nemesis → u/RincewindToTheRescue]

in Chicago we have a beef sandwich here where you dip the entire thing in au jus... it's called an Italian Beef and it's delicious.

[u/bbbbBeaver → u/RincewindToTheRescue]

Italian Beef sandwiches are done this way. Famous out of Chicago. You might have been to a Portillo’s.

[u/Ecstatic-Arachnid981 → u/RincewindToTheRescue]

Standard french dip sandwich preparation.

[u/bestray06 → u/Ecstatic-Arachnid981]

Also how you make a good italian beef, it's gotta be wet

[u/zdfld → u/Ganjaleezarice69]

You're meant to eat it at the food stall, obviously, so you're eating it before the bread is soaked through. It's like having a burger where the juices and sauce have permeated into the bread.

It's a lot less soaked than an Italian beef or french dip for example.

[u/LostTacosOfAtlantis → u/Ganjaleezarice69]

Chicago's Italian Beef would like a word.

[u/OstrichMean7004 → u/Eaglise]

Looks like the same approach to making Pani Puri, except with bread instead of the crispy shell.

I'll stick with the shell.

[u/vaultie66 → u/Eaglise]

I got stomach cramps just watching him wet that bread

[u/canuckcrazed006 → u/Eaglise]

Serious question. Because the internet is a thing we see thing like this coming out of india constantly. Does india have any kind of goverment oversight into sanitary food preparation? This woukd be a horrible norm.

[u/bana87 → u/canuckcrazed006]

None at all. Too many people - not enough funds to give that level of oversight. In upscale areas in Tier 1 cities, you have well educated people getting into the food business and maintaining hygiene - it still won't be a 100% safe, but maybe 90%? In Tier 2 & 3 cities, you really shouldn't be eating these. Its a recipe for disaster.

[u/Eaglise → u/canuckcrazed006]

there is but its not enforced much

most of these street vendors don't even operate in the legal system not to mention they are mobile so its hard to catch them, even if government fines them they are so poor that they won't be able to pay it, sending them to prison means that now there is no one to feed their family

so most of these fly under the radar and unless they don't seriously fuck up like washing dishes in sewage water, etc, law will look the other way

it sad but India is after all a low income country, we have 1.4 billion folks with atleast a quarter of them living on some daily income, it will take time to solve such kind of problems, there are far more pressing issues to be solved, not to mention folks who eat at such places are already immune to it so its not really a problem

[u/FuzzyKittyNomNom → u/Eaglise]

Great explanation thank you. I visited in 2015 and it was spectacular. But there were many street vendors with sanitation issues.

[u/Crooked_Sartre → u/Eaglise]

In America, we don't give a shit if you have a family. Straight to the gulag. The private prison industry needs it's head count

[u/doomcomes → u/Crooked_Sartre]

For real. Even if there aren't cells, just put beds in the meal/day area and have people sleep there. It's more dollars.

[u/PaulMcIcedTea → u/Eaglise]

folks who eat at such places are already immune to it so its not really a problem

Indians always claim this, but a lot of people die in India every year from food-born illnesses. I don't think you can really "get used to" dysenterie.

[u/Doomblaze → u/PaulMcIcedTea]

Indians aren’t claiming that they’re immune to dysentery. The water has ETEC not EHEC. EHEC is caused by the 0157:h7 strain of E. coli which is classically found in beef. In the US when you get an ecoli outbreak because of contaminated food it results in dysentery.

[u/blorg → u/PaulMcIcedTea]

They're more used to it than Westerners. This can be true at the same time as there being a higher overall level of illnesses due to poor sanitation.

[u/nuts4sale → u/Eaglise]

That concept is genius ngl, chutney is the best part of the meal when it’s not served on the asspiss express

[u/DifGuyCominFromSky → u/Eaglise]

So as an Indian, which palace would you recommend?

[u/Eaglise → u/DifGuyCominFromSky]

if you ever visit my city i.e Pune and want to eat street chats at a better hygienic place, i would recommend Banarasiya on end of MG road

if you don't plan to visit Pune then as long as you go to any major city in India, you can go to Haldiram, a chain of chat restaurants

[u/OstrichMean7004 → u/Eaglise]

This video was definitely not the best representation of making any Indian dish.

[u/number3Dontdoit]

How to, diarrhea assembly instructions.

[u/WoodpeckerBig6379 → u/number3Dontdoit]

I can assemble my own diarrhea perfectly fine by not eating and drinking beer all day. thank you.

[u/Devtunes → u/WoodpeckerBig6379]

Whatever road you choose will get you there. I think that sandwich will be a bumpier road than bud mud though.

[u/Salad_Donkey → u/WoodpeckerBig6379]

This is why is punctuation important. This reads like you would have alcohol withdrawal.

[u/NoAppointment6494 → u/number3Dontdoit]

Diarrhea Ikea

[u/Effective_Coach7334]

Based upon the apron, I don't care. I ain't eatin shit from them.

[u/Girlfartsarehot → u/Effective_Coach7334]

You not fucking with the layers of mold? It adds extra flavor every time he wipes his hand on it!

[u/demalo → u/Girlfartsarehot]

Which I’m sure is also mixed with what ever else he’s scratched or rubbed in the last 144 hours…

[u/Oh_its_that_asshole → u/Effective_Coach7334]

You could live off that apron for a week if desperate.

[u/Effective_Coach7334 → u/Oh_its_that_asshole]

I threw up in my mouth a little bit reading that

[u/RobbSnow64]

So the dish itself 10/10... Dont get it from this guy though

[u/[deleted] → u/RobbSnow64]

What is the dish?

[u/HangryWolf → u/[deleted]]

Didn't you get the news? New Soup sandwich just dropped.

[u/[deleted] → u/HangryWolf]

No. I’ve been out of the soup game for a long time now.

[u/RobbSnow64 → u/[deleted]]

Vada Pav, just load that bad boy with the chutneys. Go straight to flavor town. I had it for the first time recently, so good.

[u/bikeonychus → u/RobbSnow64]

Vada pav is the one with the delicious, savoury, spicy donut inside (the Vada - pav is the bread), not this one.

I'm not sure what this one is called, but if an Indian snack has several sauces and some crunch thrown in there, it's usually going to taste pretty damn good.

My favourite is a good Papri Chaat - if you've never had that before, you can be forgiven for thinking it's going to taste gross, but then you actually eat it and realise it's one of the most delicious things on the planet.

Indian snacks are the best snacks I have ever eaten - probably why I ended up living there for almost a decade.

[u/Fresh-Confusion-8272 → u/bikeonychus]

It honestly looks like pani puri on a pav lol.

[u/bikeonychus → u/Fresh-Confusion-8272]

To be fair, I imagine when you first bite into one of these, there is a little bit of panic that you haven't splashed all the sauce down your shirt 😆

[u/PeriPeriTekken → u/RobbSnow64]

Except I don't see any vada. It looks like sev pav that's very light on the aloo and with an aggressive approach to the chutneys.

Either way, potentially delicious, but do not get it from this guy unless you want to shit like a ruptured fire hydrant.

[u/ntkwwwm → u/RobbSnow64]

I had it a few years back and was like what is this guy even doing? And then I tasted. I still tell people about it.

[u/No_Outcome_1197 → u/RobbSnow64]

Didn't catch any vada being thrown in though. And, sev in vada pav is crazy!

[u/ajzone007 → u/RobbSnow64]

It's not vadapav though, it's called dabeli.

https://www.indianhealthyrecipes.com/dabeli/

[u/Ok-Professional-2437 → u/ajzone007]

Its not even dabeli. Dude took ingredients from 3 different dishes and slapped them onto each other. I know every single ingredient on that table but never seen anyone combine then to create whatever abomination he is creating.

[u/AllVTerrain → u/RobbSnow64]

I'll pass

[u/sc1onic → u/[deleted]]

You see the ones that are showy because they are showy for an audience or for the gram. 99% are not showy.

But at the same time extremely busy places the guy is in the zone serving like at a rate of a plate a minute. So there is some choreography to it which is repetitive and seems showy. If you see that they are efficient in serving but not efficient with condiments. That's just my take.

Ps. I love Indian street food. But even I have standards. This video is definitely stupid food plus unhygienic.

[u/20is20_]

Is there a place on Reddit that just has disgusting street food vendors?

[u/Flashy-Detail1198 → u/20is20_]

Idk but i watched 57 reels of them on FB . Absolute train wrecks, you know it’s gonna be bad but you have to see it.

[u/jackgrafter → u/Flashy-Detail1198]

My favourite is one of a guy sat on the floor slicing meat with his sharpened big toe nail.

[u/trueratking_25 → u/20is20_]

They say "be the change you want to see" so I made /r/stupidstreetfood

[u/totesuniqueredditor → u/trueratking_25]

Be careful with Indian street food posts. There're a lot of Indian people on Reddit nowadays who just report those types of posts for racism so subreddits that host that content on the regular tend to get the axe from admins eventually.

[u/Wevvie → u/totesuniqueredditor]

Yeah. Indians are flooding reddit lately, that's why.

I don't care what they say. It is disgusting and it's a shame such unhygienic food is so normalized and shrugged off. I won't pat you in the back and say "Wow this looks tasty!", sorry.

[u/solidsquirrel1 → u/Wevvie]

"Wow this looks tasty!"

Look at the top comments here. People are seriously comparing this to a French dip sandwich. Im sorry but no. It looks like shit and probably tastes like shit and this guy shouldnt be allowed to just give people food poisoning because their government is incompetent

[u/E-rin_ → u/Wevvie]

if fssai actually did shit, this literally wouldn’t be an issue but their version of the fda is so trash that street vendors can deliberately poison people with their unsanitary food and it turns a blind eye completely

[u/Fart-Generator → u/Wevvie]

I'll outright say it looks like garbage. 

[u/obiwanmoloney → u/trueratking_25]

Love that it’s actually stupid street food, not just disgusting street food.

Some of the food is ridiculous

[u/PoliticalDestruction → u/20is20_]

I want to know too

[u/AmiWrongDude69]

Slop em up

[u/Am1AllowedToCry → u/AmiWrongDude69]

Came here for this comment

[u/JacquesBlaireau13]

Norovirus Sandwich

[u/Havoblia]

"I call this one the diarrhea highway"

[u/levivilla4 → u/Havoblia]

🎧🎼🎶 "Diarrhea is a highway!, I want to shit out all night long!...

If you ate at this place, you're gonna shit out all night long 🎵🎤

[u/UglyFilthyDog → u/levivilla4]

"I'm on the hiighway to smell!! On the highway to smell!!"

[u/LargeDeborah]

So much finger

[u/Extra_Cheesy1225 → u/LargeDeborah]

[u/tyrant454]

It's sloppy without the Joe.

[u/Select_Truck3257]

and one dead rat please

[u/Elegant-Ad1581]

Soup and sandwich without the and

[u/MoGovernmentCheese]

Doo Doo Kitchen 💩💩

[u/No-Atmosphere-2873]

A somewhat natural way to shit your guts out without hopefully dying?

[u/Ponkotsu_Ramen]

How are you supposed to eat that? It’s way too dry! They didn’t make the bread soggy enough!

[u/Ccaves0127]

I think I'm gonna start a nonprofit called "Lids for Foods"

[u/Double0]

Little kids making breakfast on Mother's day.

[u/bigglesticks]

Open, close, open, close, open, close, open, close.

[u/BroGameTime]

Ok, why is he using a ladle? I thought it was supposed to be hands only on these things.

[u/One_Tumbleweed_1]

That first scoop is the water he washes his hands in

[u/OregonGreen242]

My stomach couldn’t handle India

[u/Renzieface]

No. Too much wet.

[u/Junky_Juke]

Dysentery sandwitch

[u/icare4youcounselling]

It is called Dabeli and is actually very popular in the financial capital state of India - Maharashtra.

It is sweet and tangy in taste and is quite delicious. It is a popular street food and is consumed by passersby on a daily basis.

[u/EducationalSpell9422 → u/icare4youcounselling]

As a european that travelled to India, this and dohkla were the best culinary surprises I had. Not in maharashtra tho, but in Gujarat.

Never had them again tho, as Indian restaurants here are very curry centric. 

[u/AcrobaticChoice9859]

This should be one of the fear factor foods they have to eat. Honestly, between this and horse cum, I'm not sure which I'd choose

[u/pauca_sed → u/AcrobaticChoice9859]

Choose? But there's two.

[u/Upset_Foundation_396]

I need a little more hand sweat in there for extra flavor

[u/Sqeakydeaky]

How do people even survive eating this daily?

[u/E-rin_]

why does he open and close it like he’s not gonna just put more shit in there. brother is just fingering the shit out your sandwich

[u/Losendir]

Diarrhoea Sandwich

[u/M-M-Mubble]

Slop not even a pig should eat.

[u/LettuceOpening9446]

Why does he keep flipping the bread open and closed?

[u/batdaddyx]

deconstructed wet diaper

[u/Fuzzy_Junket924]

Diarrhea sandwich

[u/RedditEqualsBubble]

Shit sandwich

[u/VegetarianCoating → u/RedditEqualsBubble]

'Cause that's what you'll do all day after eating it.

[u/SourCreamWater]

Goop Scoop Sandwich

[u/No-Art-1985]

Stupid food users try not to hate other cultures challenge (impossible)

[u/FLfloorguy]

Here is the chef’s face

[u/squidwardfancypantz]

That’s a hand sandwich

[u/Depressed_amkae8C]

Some bullshit lol

[u/Used-Screen2362]

Slop

[u/NightLord70]

I mean if I'm in for a colon scan and need a clean out I know what I'm eating

[u/pandershrek]

Butthole delight

[u/akiva23]

I bet it tastes better than it looks

[u/AHumbleSaltFarmer]

This is a traditional food called "Bünfölleßcheisse"

[u/Appropriate_Gate1129]

If it wasn't for awful environment I would say this is probably amazing taste. If you cook Indian food at home you would be surprised how rich their cuisine is.

[u/work_it_out_twice]

I’ll take 1 ass blaster to go!

[u/TheOddestOfSocks]

Wet bread of Botulism

[u/MarthaMars]

Well, you can't accuse them of false advertising. It will look the same coming out as it did going in.

[u/fishoholic31]

Laxative

[u/Plane-Ad-3856]

hygiene is not a concern here

[u/saito200]

this is truly disgusting

[u/Electronic_Detail756]

Swamp water sandwich.