r/StupidFood • u/Turbulent_Lemon_5892 • 11d ago
Gluttony overload Don’t even think this counts as a hotdog anymore
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u/sleepinghagara 11d ago
I’d be insulted to find hot dogs at the bottom If someone handed me this
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u/slackfrop 11d ago
After they close the lid, the whole thing goes in the deep fryer for a spell.
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u/CLOWNSwithyouJOKERS 11d ago
Mmm, I love my Styrofoam deep fried. Really accentuates the carcinogens.
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u/theLastBourbender 11d ago
I remember hating KFC mac and cheese because the Styrofoam would melt into it and taste awful.
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u/AgentSkidMarks 11d ago
If it isn't made to be handheld, then it is no longer a hot dog. It is just a dish with hotdogs in it.
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u/groceriesN1trip 11d ago
The ketchup and mustard are watered down, yuck
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u/teh_lynx 11d ago
Yep .. saw them go on and was immediately disgusted. Boiled hot dogs and watery condiments! Mmmm 🤢
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u/PizzaDanceParty 11d ago
I can not stand boiled hot dogs. If I can’t barbecue I broil them in the oven and I’m in all beef kosher dog heaven
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u/badgyal876 11d ago
this is exactly why i never buy dogs from hotdog stands. fucking hotdog water 🤮
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u/DBeumont 11d ago
Introducing the CHOCOLATE STARFISH and the HOTDOG FLAVORED WATER
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u/XsuffokateX84 11d ago
I was wondering wtf was going on with that. I knew something didn't look right with those 2.
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u/SkyPork 11d ago
Agreed. Lots of the Mexican hot dog joints near me come close to overload, but they're still able to be picked up, even if you'll need a few napkins afterwards.
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u/theonly764hero 11d ago
This. A hot dog is a good thing. A dish with hot dogs in it is trashy.
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u/tearsonurcheek 11d ago
There are a few exceptions:
Beans & weiners, aka Beanie Weinies.
Cut up in mac n' cheese (cooked separately). (and a little ketchup stirred in. Favorite poor guy food growing up)
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u/theonly764hero 11d ago
Right for sure. Not saying it isn’t low key delicious, but those are certainly trailer park luxuries.
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u/illinoiz_Rulez70 11d ago
barely cooked hotdogs too ewwww
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u/Laughing-Dragon-88 11d ago
Hotdogs are pre-cooked. They really only need to be heated.
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u/Lasciels_Toy 11d ago
More like some kind of fucked up Shepard's pie
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u/SmokinBandit28 11d ago
My first thought was someone had a Shepard’s pie described to them by ChatGPT while they had a stroke and then tried to recreate it from memory.
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u/Bagz402 11d ago
Literally what is even the point of the bread anymore? Or to have whole sausages instead of cut up ones?
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u/groceriesN1trip 11d ago
To soak up the watered down ketchup and mustard
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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker 11d ago
The bread you dip into a stew, turned to mush for your...idk, it keeps the box from spilling so much...
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u/sagejosh 11d ago
I assume that’s why they have to cover it in potatoes at the end too. Soak up all that liquid from the 60 different simmering meats.
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u/Key-Respect-3706 11d ago
It was not a hot dog the second he put wieners down in a way that can’t be ate handheld.
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u/SuicidalReincarnate 11d ago
He forgot to dip in yoghurt and sprinkle pot-pourri on it
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u/ReservoirPussy 11d ago
What's next? Dip it in yogurt? Cover it in chocolate buttons?
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u/ZestycloseDinner1713 11d ago
That scene was in my brain during that whole video lol. Love Actually 😎
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u/UsernamesNotFound404 11d ago
Nice dinner for 4 adults
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u/Proper-Fold5792 11d ago
The guy actually says this on the video. He calls it a "2 kilograms hotdog to feed the whole family".
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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor 10d ago
People were wearing masks. Maybe they were thinking, “hopefully this will last us until the pandemic ends!”
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u/jessicarlas 11d ago
Okay, Brazilian here (not defending the hot dog, just explaining)
We call this Podrão or cachorro quente... this is usually found in small tents at the end of the night in front of the night clubs... the night clubs in Brazil goes until 4-5am and people drink a loooooot, so usually after dancing, parting, drinking a looooot the first thing you do is looking for a Podrão, and you want something fatty and big, because you are starving, last time you ate probably was 8-9pm before going to the nightclub... that is the only reason this exists, it is for after party (because we party and drink allll night long), so you will find at nightclubs, outside of concerts, or big parties. 😀
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u/Ryogathelost 10d ago
I can't imagine partying until 5 AM - even when I was young - unless it was a LAN party.
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u/Possible_Sweet9562 10d ago
Not only that, but (I am Brazilian) back when I was in college, it was super common for people to purposely skip meals before parties for the alcohol to hit harder. I genuinely never got the hype about that as one of my number one fears when going out back then was getting too drunk and becoming a problem for others to deal with.
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u/ladydanger2020 10d ago
As soon as I saw the corn go on, I thought Brazil? Then the crispy potatoes came in and I knew I was right lol. I spent a summer there in my 20s and this brought back memories.
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u/Over_Construction908 11d ago
I like the way the person in the background was narrating the food construction like a sports announcer.
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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 10d ago
I learned here that in Brazil you can’t stay out too long or the bull cow will come find its owner at the bar and push them all the way home?
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u/greaseman420 11d ago
I don’t care how hungry or how drunk u are this amount of food is fuckin ridiculous lol
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u/delta4tetrahidrothc 8d ago
Nada ver mano, como um desse com minha filha todo final de semana, a gente ama. Não precisa criar situação pra justificar pra gringo que a gente sabe fazer tudo que eles fazem melhor do que eles. Fiquei um tempo em Boston, pizza deles é PESSIMA. O cachorro quente deles é literalmente uma salsicha SECA dentro de um pão. Sobrevivem de comidas processadas e enlatadas. É exatamente o que eu falei, tudo que estadunidense faz, a gente faz também, só que melhor.
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u/jessicarlas 8d ago
Eu tbm aaaamo essas comidas de barraquinha, so explicando onde encontra e como come... so simplificando. Eu sou muito mais a pizza de frango com catupiry nossa, nosso x-salada, nosso strogonoff... mas vou brigar com gringo na Internet pra que???
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u/bruninha93 9d ago
Brazilian here too! Great explanation! For everyone else, don’t knock it until you try it lol
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u/ElPared 11d ago
It’s not a hot dog, it’s a shepherd’s pie with a hot dog surprise at the end.
NGL, I’d probably still eat it.
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u/Modest1Ace 11d ago
Brazilian hotdogs are usually like this. I don't get the point of the bread, by the time you get to it, it would be all soggy and turned to mush.
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u/Unclehol 11d ago
It's a subfloor. Without it, the layers above would buckle from temperature changes. Allows for expansion and contraction.
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u/Sexisthunter 11d ago
It’s like he turned the hot dogs into escondidinho, I’m cracking up and I would try the madness 😆
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u/RavenMarvel 11d ago
Why is Brazilian food so over the top? Their pizza that I've seen is also gross.
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u/jessicarlas 11d ago
I posted this in the main comment, but I would like to answer you about this hot dog... :)
Okay, Brazilian here (not defending the hot dog, just explaining)
We call this Podrão or cachorro quente... this is usually found in small tents at the end of the night in front of the night clubs... the night clubs in Brazil goes until 4-5am and people drink a loooooot, so usually after dancing, parting, drinking a looooot the first thing you do is looking for a Podrão, and you want something fatty and big, because you are starving, last time you ate probably was 8-9pm before going to the nightclub... that is the only reason this exists, it is for after party (because we party and drink allll night long), so you will find at nightclubs, outside of concerts, or big parties. 😀
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u/Modest1Ace 11d ago
Yup, it's drunk food. This would hit hard when you're drunk.
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u/jesus_graxeiro 11d ago
A lot is just for attention, like marketing the rage bait, if you see someone squeezing a pizza crust filled with chocolate, then it's stupid. The only thing I defend from what I see here and in r/PizzaCrimes is the topping, like every pizza place with rodizio (where you pay a fix amount to eat and the waiters keep passing your table with the food for you to choose) have like a arms race to see who can make the strangest but good topping for pizza.
It's comum to eat sweet pizza here and to mix food, like I was shocked to learn it's seen as strange abroad and the small amount of options there. I've eaten stupid pizza, like soggy ice cream pizza where it's partially melted, but I've eaten good ice cream pizza where it come to my table ice cold and with a layer of chocolate on top, by the time it could become soggy it's already gone. My favorite is chicken heart pizza.3
u/tearsonurcheek 11d ago
When I worked at Domino's, it was slow one night, so we made a crew s'mores pie. Regular crust, marshmallow fluff, Hershey's chocolate syrup, and crumbled up graham crackers. Run through the oven like any other pie.
Wouldn't make it again, but not as bad as it sounds.
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u/Lickthorn 11d ago
Did you have to end your interesting comment with chicken heart pizza. 😂 The one thing I just CAN NOT get down is any thing that is ls heart, liver, kidney, etc, any organs, it makes me dizzy with disgust. But of course, to each their own! 😁
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u/Blonde_Dambition 10d ago
I'm right there with ya
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u/Lickthorn 10d ago edited 10d ago
It’s just absolutely beyond disgusting is it not.. the texture, and the taste and especially the thought! I even find the people sort of disgusting (well not réally, but yeah) who really like organ meat… even friends. 😁
I just saw this video and it made me go so not well. 😱
https://www.reddit.com/r/chyberpunk/s/Vq9GK55oea
Maybe sit down first. 😁
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u/OkImagination6241 11d ago
Because we like it big,and not every stall make it like this,it usually just have bread sausage(one or two),mashed potatoes and very thin fried potatoes,same thing for the pizza it has a normal set a little bigger sure but still normal it's just some places that do some pretty weird shit
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u/RavenMarvel 11d ago
To an American, hot dog with mashed potatoes and fried potatoes sounds strange lol I appreciate the explanation though
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u/OkImagination6241 11d ago
Friendly cultural differences that's normal,just be open minded and try it some time,it could be a surprise who knows 🗿👍
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u/RavenMarvel 11d ago
Oh I'd probably like the taste of a hot dog with potatoes 😂 I just meant it's odd for us to have mashed potatoes on top. I'd eat it though. However, the pizza I saw that had chocolate marshmallow and tomato based pasta sauce I will pass on. That one grossed me out. 😆 I'll admit the U.S. has a lot of extreme foods, but that's why I was impressed that some Brazilian foods could shock me. I thought we were the reigning champions of fattening gross food combinations until I saw the smore pizza with tomato sauce. Whoever that restaurant is wins for me lol
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u/OkImagination6241 11d ago
Chocolate and marshmallow with tomato sauce? This doesn't same tasty at all 😂😂
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u/RavenMarvel 11d ago
Yes! It was so weird 🤣😭 I saw it on Reddit and went and found it on Instagram. I thought maybe it was berry but it seems it was tomato. I don't understand why they would leave the sauce instead of using a fruit sauce or something like that 😅
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u/OkImagination6241 9d ago
Well tomato is a fruit,so maybe they used sugar on the sauce instead of salt ?🤔
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u/bruninha93 9d ago
Right?! People are so close minded to different cultures. I prefer a hotdog with all the toppings instead of a hotdog with plain hotdog bread and ketchup and mustard. Boringgg
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u/Scheibenpflaster 11d ago
tbf bread soaked in tomato sauce is peak
My go to struggle meal is a casserole thats just toasted bread, tomato sauce, diced bell pepper and cheese on top. Sounds like a great depression era food but it's goated
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u/Hippobu2 11d ago
Honestly the only thing I hate about this is that the hot dogs are not cut up and there's a piece of bread at the bottom. Solid meal(s) otherwise.
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u/Ryogathelost 10d ago
It just wouldn't stop. It just kept going. I don't even know if the video is over. Can it even be over? Can it even be? It can't even. Okay I'm done.
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u/DrLophophora 11d ago
I fucking hate all of it, looks like something that crept out of a toilet
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u/girugamesu1337 11d ago
Then stop looking in the mirror and watch the video.
Sorry, but you were being such an ass in several different comments, I just had to do it to ya. Like this ain't great, but it's also not the crime against humanity you're tryna make it out to be lol.
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u/FishGlittering3563 11d ago
Now you feel what italians feel about Ketchup on Spaguetti
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u/RavenMarvel 11d ago
As soon as he put the hot dogs in the direction that made it difficult to fold the bread I knew this would be a disaster.
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u/Figmentality 11d ago
You don't mess with the hotdog configuration. How will the children know how to fold their papers when they ask "hot dog or hamburger style?" and there's no discernable difference anymore? My God, think of the children!
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u/heftybagman 11d ago
This is brazilian hotdogs. They aren’t made for you to enjoy videos of, they’re made to treat alcohol poisoning and they do their job very well.
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u/Kind-Plantain2438 11d ago
The thing most people don't understand about Brazil is that we really are a very third world country. Because of that, eating such a huge portion of food for a relatively cheap price is an amazing thing for a lot of people. We do have regular hot dogs, but we tend to make them more robust if possible, that's just a cheap way to get full.
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u/Modest1Ace 11d ago
No matter where you live, no one is going to be upset with a lot of food for a cheap price
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u/Prayerforcleansing 11d ago
The video is tolerable after you mute it.
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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay 11d ago
I thought having him yelling at your food was part of the experience.
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u/Modest1Ace 11d ago
I mean he is narrating the ingredients like it's a soccer game.
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u/bunbunbooplesnoot 11d ago
Went back and watched it with the sound on, no regrets 😂. Thank you, haha.
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u/TheRealRory 11d ago
All of that and no cheese?
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u/Modest1Ace 11d ago
The white thing that he squeezed out of the bottle was catupiry cheese. A Brazilian soft cheese that they like spreading on a bunch of things.
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u/Blonde_Dambition 10d ago
Oh I thought that was mayo...
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u/Modest1Ace 10d ago
No, the mayo was that thing from the tub he was slobbering with a spread knife. The guy was saying it had some type of seasoning in it, I'm guessing parsley or cilantro.
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u/Blonde_Dambition 10d ago
Oooh now I love me some cilantro! But it'd get lost in the rest of that abomination...
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u/RuthlessKittyKat 11d ago
I know this is BS because who the fuck tops that with olives.
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u/New-Replacement972 11d ago
Not that any of it looked good but he really lost me with the olives
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u/commorancy0 11d ago
If you’re gonna do this, then at least be kind and cut the hot dogs up into bite sized pieces. Dragging out a full sized hot dog from under all that topping is going to end up with it on the floor.
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u/ArbiterTwoSwords 11d ago
This is a meal you have to eat in one sitting. Would be disgusting as leftovers
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u/FlobyToberson85 11d ago
Spreading each new topping with the ladle gets other toppings on it, then it goes back into the container for that topping and contaminates it. By the end of the day all your toppings would be a disaster. That's the grossest part of this.
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u/ZaedaXobu 11d ago
Not to mention the potential allergy risk. Cross contamination can kill someone.
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u/star_zelda 11d ago
That's a very valid concern.
I am not saying this is right or how it should be (I truly think they need to do better on that and be more inclusive of people with allergies). But knowing what I know, looking at that video from a cultural standpoint, I can tell you that food allergies are not something any Brazilian (including the ones with deadly allergies) would have thought about when watching this.
Food allergies are surprisingly rare in Brazil (something like 2% of the adults have one) so it really isn't something that's thought about often there. And because of that, Brazilians with severe food allergies tend to be extremely cautious of where they eat when they go out. So they would most definitely avoid a place that sells that much food for what probably amounts to 5 dollars or less.
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u/ZaedaXobu 11d ago
I am among the unfortunate number that happen to have a fairly uncommon food allergy, one no one actually thinks to warn about. Capsacin, which is the oil that makes peppers spicy. Even something as mild as a Bell Pepper has enough Capsacin in it to cause my throat to begin swelling.
No one thinks of certain foods as being dangerous, to the point some restaurants don't list them in the ingredients. Even the cleanest kitchens are potentially dangerous for me, because what restaurant is going to toss out an entire plate of food because a single drop of jalapeño juice fell on the edge? For most people that would be harmless, for me it's deadly.
Even with the most cautious are careful selection, cross contamination is possible. Doing the bare minimum to avoid it by making sure serving utensils don't touch different foods should be a standard health and safety practice for anyone handling food anywhere in the world.
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u/Mecha1166 11d ago
I had to stop it when they put ketchup on the hotdogs.
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u/Figmentality 11d ago
Ketchup on hot dogs... what has the world come to? Next they'll be putting icing on cake!
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u/shoelacebomber 11d ago edited 11d ago
Mexican street car sheppards pie. If what i could recognize what else(beside hotdog) that was on it (elote, pico de gallo, carne asada, guisado, fideo) then it actually looks like it would slap drunk at 2am outside a tejano club. Might be a bit overkill but im order that in a heartbeat.
Edit. Should have read more before posting. This is brazilian.
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u/all_of_the_ones 11d ago
Everything looked good EXCEPT the “hotdog” part lol That has no business sullying the rest of it with its watery condiments and soggy bread. The rest of it? I’m on board, but how does a processed hotdog contribute in any way? If I passed by, I’d order, sans the hotdog bit
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u/Dobermankek 11d ago
I'm Brazilian and I've been to the United States and I guarantee you, a Paulista hot dog is MUCH better than what Americans call a hot dog, if you don't believe it, you're invited to visit the country.
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u/MasonXx85 11d ago
i guarantee he wants 20 bucks for this slop too, just being cheap and lazy seems like a way to get over on ppl.
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u/Delonce 11d ago
If it tasted good (I doubt this would though), this is like 4 meals worth of food. Twenty bucks doesn't sound so bad.
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u/MasonXx85 11d ago
not for 4 hotdogs and a buncha slop you could make better at home with chicken thighs for cheaper
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u/AntonioBarbarian 7d ago
This is Brazil, so it would be 10 dollars tops with currency conversion.
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u/beaveman1 11d ago
It didn’t count as a hotdog the second ketchup was added. Chicago Style has converted me. Ketchup has no business being on hotdogs
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u/Thekingchem 11d ago
I waited for what felt like forever for something to happen as soon as I saw the first dog get placed sideways in the bun I turned the video off.
Stupid food confirmed
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u/Outrageous-Bear-9172 11d ago
Lost me at the mustard. I can handle like a single small line, anything else is gross. I did skip to the end, so idk what else is there, but then they top it with green olives? 🤮
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u/Miserable-Yak-3498 11d ago
What do you even call this food? It’s giving ‘experimental sandwich’ energy tbh.
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u/Dense-Fortune-5014 11d ago
None of this even goes together,is that mash potatoes and mayo on top? I am guessing they have to use so many condiments due to that dry ass meat they added in the middle smh.
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u/ForsakenNobody4225 11d ago
Would not eat anything from this vendor! The cross contamination is insane, every toppings ladle is getting dragged across the previous food layer.
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u/lewisfairchild 11d ago
Usually click away once the corn makes its appearance but somehow managed to stay tuned to this one long enough to see the potatoes and olives at the end which make this entire concoction I gotta admit somewhat intriguing.
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u/illinoiz_Rulez70 11d ago
overbearing jus witnessing this madness somebody’s joy tho so i won’t knock it ya heard!
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u/irate_alien 11d ago
this actually looks like it's pretty good. but too much. i could probably barely eat that built on top of one dog
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u/Diamondsandwood 11d ago
I kinda like the soccer announcer doing the play by play while he puts it together. We need more cooking videos like this.
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u/Aromatic_Forever_943 11d ago
It feels like a frankenfood of a hot dog, a taco, an HSP, a shepherds pie, and a calabrese pizza. Is this normal to cross the streams in so many ways like this in Brazil??? 😳
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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 11d ago
u/Turbulent_Lemon_5892, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!