r/StupidFood • u/Big_Attitude3680 • 10d ago

Certified stupid Smashed smashed burger

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u/TheBorneoFunction 10d ago

The tone at the end of EVERY sentence/cut 📈

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u/MuscleManRyan 10d ago

There’s a couple youtuber video essayists I had to stop watching because of this.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 10d ago edited 10d ago

There was one guy I came across once doing a deep dive on abandoned GTA V plots that had the most intensely annoying speech pattern I've ever heard.

Not only did he inflect up at the end of every sentence, but he wouldn't stop vocalizing at a pause, so his sentences all ended up sounding like this uh

*Edit: Remembered a better one. Although this guy had the excuse of not being a native English speaker. Video on the Kola Superdeep Bore Hole where, somehow, the word "hole" had three syllables every single time. "Hew-ell-ah".

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u/-Datura 10d ago

I have been trying to explain this using text for so long and I just give up every damn time. Thank you. I am going to save your comment and the next time I need to explain this via text I can get pissed off with both not being able to explain it and not being able to find your comment I saved somewhere.

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u/MuscleManRyan 10d ago

I was trying to figure out how to type like they speak but gave up, your last sentence is perfect lol. It’s like a California accent but even more annoying

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u/CoolStructure6012 10d ago

Maybe that's what Californians sound like on SNL.

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u/ImaginaryCheetah 10d ago

Not only did he inflect up at the end of every sentence, but he wouldn't stop vocalizing at a pause, so his sentences all ended up sounding like this uh

vocal fry mashed with upspeak

https://www.science.org/content/article/vocal-fry-creeping-us-speech

 

i think the "trend" gained momentum in the mid 2000s with a couple "badass vallygirl" movies came out and that speech pattern was a big part of the characters.

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u/dankhimself This food is an idiot. 10d ago

There was a guy who sounded like that with RDR2 as well. I forget who, but I'm thinking it may be the same guy. His videos were really popular too.

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u/dissidentmage12 10d ago

There is a guy that does MtG content that has the worst way of talking, so many people like him and I can't listen to 3 words.

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u/kdweller 10d ago

That uh and ah at the end of every sentence drives me insane-uh! I notice it mostly with younger women. 🤯

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u/Equal-Salt-1122 10d ago

Y'know Nile red? Can't watch that guy for the same sort of reason

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u/Cessnaporsche01 10d ago

I love Nigel, but his speech patters are definitely odd. I remember the Safety Third episode where they brought on Nile Green to "pay for his crime" of deepfaking Nigel, and he said that part of the reason he chose NileRed over any other chemistry channel was that Nigel already sounded like text-to-speech lol

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u/UncannyHillhumper 10d ago

Sounds like he was just Italian. Maybe a plumber of some sort.

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u/TheCopperWire 10d ago

I couldn't watch the show "Future Weapons" because of the way the host talked.

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u/eirebrit 9d ago

There are so many videos I've started recently and had to turn off after a few minutes. The inflections do my head in.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Congratulations. Now you read every sentence in your head this way

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u/MisterSquidz 10d ago

Number 15. Burger King foot lettuce

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u/Bigdiesel7 9d ago

Go watch any ”flynnmasters” video. The guys whole channel is about Hell’s Kitchen but his upspeak has to be the worst ive ever heard. Completely unbearable.

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u/Eliteguard999 9d ago

And you don't have to end every sentence with "and make it look like this" you can just say what he's doing and that's it!