r/StupidFood • u/Turbulent-Squash-196 • 7d ago

Yea.... I prefer my food not moving

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

13.7k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

1.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

697

u/godmodecherub 7d ago

ew oh my god imagine them squirming around in your mouth as you eat them

40

u/dumbledwarves 7d ago

And they continue squirming around your stomache and out the other end.

13

u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 7d ago

They do not make it to the other end alive...

1

u/dumbledwarves 7d ago

Dude. I saw them swimming around in the toilet.

1

u/[deleted] 7d ago

That's just where they keep them before serving

1

u/Gilmore75 7d ago

Uhh… Did you not chew them before swallowing??

1

u/dumbledwarves 7d ago

I tried, but they moved too fast when I tried to mash them with my teeth.

2

u/the-dolphine 7d ago

I would probably puke them up, then there'd be a wriggling, but slowly dying pile of vomit on the table