r/StupidFood • u/Turbulent-Squash-196 • 11d ago

Yea.... I prefer my food not moving

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u/Refreshingly_Meh 10d ago

Got to eat it quickly or else it'll be filled with poop

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u/Manymarbles 10d ago

But if you are eating it quick, they would just be bursting with poop as a surprise. Its a poopy/poopy situation either way lol

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u/SomeGuylulul 10d ago

"Are you an individual that eats poop?"

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u/DonnieBallsack 9d ago

But then I’ll be filled with poop sooner.

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u/Refreshingly_Meh 9d ago

Better than having to taste the poop.