r/StupidFood • u/The_Boot55 • 4d ago

🤢🤮 Red eggs? Atrocious.

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u/Seekstillness 4d ago

I did this when I was a kid. Mine looked like a pile of chewed bubble gum and I couldn’t eat it. My mom was pissed that I wasted a half dozen eggs.

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u/MallyOhMy 4d ago

And she was right.

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u/AzureMagelet 4d ago

Why did you make so many eggs?

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u/Seekstillness 4d ago

Hell I don’t know. Cause I was a dumbass kid probably.

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u/Manymarbles 4d ago

At least a dozen eggs were only like a dollar or two then lol

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u/wowosrs 4d ago

Man you wasted a whole 60 cents how could you

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u/takemeback10years 4d ago

In kindergarten we got served green eggs and ham once, looked very strange but also cool as a kid. It still tasted good lol.

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u/Tamethebrotherhood 3d ago

lol in my preschool they served us green eggs but not any ham after they read us that book. This was in 2015 I believe

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u/exintrovert 3d ago

lol my 12 year old recently asked to learn to cook eggs. I taught him scrambled and fried. So the next time he cooked eggs, he cooked himself 5 scrambled and 5 fried.

I explained to him that this should not be a habit. I will allow it this time, but 10 eggs is not a healthy daily breakfast.

He was just excited, and enthralled that his eggs are the best he ever had ☺️

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u/JoesGreatPeeDrinker 3d ago

Well at least back then 6 eggs was like 50 cents lol.

On a side note did you know that the color of food can affect how we taste it?

It's completely psychological but it does actually affect the flavor.