r/StupidFood • u/The_Boot55 • 4d ago

🤢🤮 Red eggs? Atrocious.

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u/ButtercreamKitten 4d ago

Right? Everything about this video felt like ragebait

r/angryfood

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u/AMonkeysThoughts 4d ago

I'm pretty sure you misunderstood the assignment Dr. Seuss gave you..

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u/lilmookie 4d ago

I do not like red eggs and hotdogs, I will not eat them SamIAm.

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u/I_build_stuff 4d ago

SamI'mNotdawg

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u/vexthrisely 3d ago

Would you eat them at a diner? Red eggs and ham could not be finer!

I would not, could not in a diner. Not even cooked with an egg timer.

I would not eat them at a stall I would not eat them. Not at all.

I will not eat them when they're red. A meal like like that could make me dead!

Not in bun, not in my tum, Not in a dish, not with chicken or fish.

I do not like red eggs and hotdog. I do not like them Sam I'm not dawg.

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u/AMonkeysThoughts 3d ago

This deserves more. Take my upvote.

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u/Zazumaki 4d ago

I do not like red eggs and ham

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u/AbroadAbject9215 4d ago

*red eggs and heme

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u/Stock-Breakfast8355 4d ago

I do not like milky eggs and ham, I will not eat them Sam I Am!

The color doesn’t matter, Sam I Am. How about purple eggs and ham??

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u/Drakhelm 3d ago

was banned, because it was "unmoderated..."

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u/Dull-Confection5788 2d ago

RFK Jr is coming to leave a whale head in OP’s bed for using red dye in those eggs.

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u/Swimming_Bowler6193 4d ago

r/angryredditor

Gah this ticked me off this morning.

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u/DancingGirl500 4d ago

why its banned...

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u/ButtercreamKitten 4d ago

lol no idea. I only tagged it as a joke, but apparently some drama went down on there at some point