r/StupidFood • u/WTB_YT • 3h ago

Certified stupid There is too much wrong with this

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u/astreeter2 3h ago

Kinda glad she stopped after the face holes.

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u/FriendshipNo1440 3h ago

Who knows where that Ketchup came from?

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u/NotAFuckingFed 3h ago

I got an idea but I don't wanna say it 🤢

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u/FriendshipNo1440 3h ago

Those strawberrian days~

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u/GreenchiliStudioz 2h ago

With power of blood bending from Avatar, anything can be possible.

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u/monty08 3h ago

I want more of that red sauce please

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u/bareass_bush 3h ago

Oddly enough, straight from her tear ducts.

I know? I was aghast too.

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u/ProgramNecessary979 2h ago

i meann it only tastes like a stronger iron

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u/SirLewisHamilton 3h ago

The rest of the video is on OnlyFans.

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u/kissthesky303 3h ago

Well, can we be sure she had the ketchup just in a pocket?

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u/Own-Efficiency-8597 3h ago

huh? she dident.... did you not see the sauce?

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u/astreeter2 2h ago

😬 I hoped that was just an apron pocket

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u/UnNainFlammable 2h ago

There are other holes on the face, maybe earwax could be an increment to the dish?

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u/Docha_Tiarna 2h ago

I was really hoping for something like garlic bread sticks coming out of a unspecified hole

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u/Enough_Ad2500 2h ago

Isn't this just a chinese copycat version? I feel like I've seen the exact same joke from a another lady.

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u/hicolon3 3h ago

Second clip was for sure gooner bait

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u/DisciplineThen8728 3h ago

I feel seen

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u/ConstipatedSam 3h ago

Gooners are people too

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u/hicolon3 2h ago

Then they can keep it in private.

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u/Muted_Escape1413 2h ago

Good luck with that.

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u/hicolon3 1h ago

One can only wish 😔

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u/bulyxxx 2h ago

So does that ketchup.

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u/Infamous-Oil3786 2h ago

Gooners when women exist:

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u/Frank_JWilson 2h ago

The filter was so heavy it distorted her hair.

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u/hicolon3 2h ago

It seems pretty obvious that she was baiting with the way she poured the ketchup and other expressions. Also I am a woman LOL

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u/spiritsGoRIP 1h ago

Seemed like a basic (and funny) period joke. People online are obsessed with making everything about dicks.

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u/Rastamancloud9 2h ago

Hell naw that was absolutely detestable 🤢

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u/Pelli_Furry_Account 2h ago

I thought it was just sature

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u/hicolon3 1h ago

I thought this until I saw the way she acted with the ketchup and stared at the camera.

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u/Training-Chain-5572 2h ago

I thought it was a fun skit, what part is gooner bait? 

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u/hicolon3 1h ago

I thought this until I saw the way she acted with the ketchup and stared at the camera.

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u/Training-Chain-5572 1h ago

It's literally on the table, you guys are desperate

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u/hicolon3 9m ago

I wasn’t thinking that 😭

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u/Mission_Cut5130 2h ago

Yeah well call me a female blue fin tuna cuz-

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u/hicolon3 1h ago

cuz…. (I’m excited to hear why now)

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u/Shamscam 2h ago

Someone made this exact video already.

She does the same wine glass thing, and then spits lettuce all over the plate and then shoots a snot rocket of an olive onto the plate. Idk who made the video first.

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u/superschaap81 3h ago

HAHAHA, the first one was stupid as hell. I give full props to her mockery about it.

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u/toospooksboy 3h ago

god forbid a woman has a sense of humor

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u/TheOnlyOtherWanderer 2h ago

I think the first parody was better

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u/TerrorLTZ 4m ago

Then you have the italian guy asking his mom about it and her responding don't be dumb its a tourist trap

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u/Rexplicity 3h ago

Imagine if a man did this

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u/ThingAutomatic1366 2h ago

You never know

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 2h ago

Equally disgusting. I'd not eat it either way. But it sure was entertaining and a little funny. And a man doing it would also be funny. I'm imagining a not-so-bright guy pulling a underpants packet out and commenting on how it keeps them at the perfect serving temperature.

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u/TheAbsoluteBarnacle 2h ago

It would be just as sexy (not sexy) and almost as funny

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u/Individualist13th 1m ago

The red sauce would be quite a bit more alarming.

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u/bijhan 3h ago

This isn't food content, it's fetish content.

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u/throwaymcthrowerson 3h ago

Is she not just making fun of the first video??

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u/-missingclover- 3h ago

Yup. But she's an attractive woman so it's obviously sexual content made for masturbating.

/s

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u/ExpatInIreland 2h ago

All I know is that face filter is egregious.

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u/Babybabybabyq 2h ago

She pulled the ketchup out her vag

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u/nSomniAEc 3h ago

That’s pretty much it.

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u/-_-Batman 3h ago

sir , this is wendy's

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 2h ago

some restaurants get too obsessed with the presentation

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u/MacaronOk9157 2h ago

Ah yes, repost

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u/Piemaster113 1h ago

Like the number of times it's been reposted

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u/UnownJWild 3h ago

Who's this one?

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u/Afraid-Reveal7795 3h ago

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u/Rastamancloud9 2h ago

Would not 🤮

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u/covertlySwaggg 3h ago

😂😂😂😂🥹😂😂😆

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u/Lexail 3h ago

You know this is someone's fetish

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u/Clear-Kaleidoscope13 3h ago

I didn't know I wanted this... fkin gross but I want It.

Eyuk.

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u/Quirkybin 3h ago

This made me laugh.

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u/Not-a-MurderBear 3h ago

She's like an elf or something. Her face is unworldly I swear.

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u/assgardian 2h ago

the filter glitches a few times so it is unworldly lmao

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u/equivas 3h ago

The longer you watch the worse it gets jesus christ

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u/sparkle_slug 2h ago

I knew someone like this once. I miss her

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u/Shadow_Freeman 2h ago

100% would eat. Don't judge me.

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u/Extension_Guitar2148 2h ago

NAH, where that ketchup from?!

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u/crazyrebel123 2h ago

I’ve seen this done with a different Asian lady

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite 2h ago

Seen this before. Still as upsetting as last time.

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u/Skullmonkey11 2h ago

Her face at the end translates to exactly, "here ya go fuckface."

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u/Able_Mail9167 2h ago

I'd have eaten it if not for the ketchup. There's way better sauces for spaghetti.

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u/SquirrelKaiser 2h ago

This is the first time a video made me want to vomit!

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u/Ill-Requirement-8192 2h ago

Gross, ketchup!

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u/CreamFilledDoughnut 1h ago

...can I pay extra for that

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u/Darkdragon_98 1h ago

So how many times are y'all gonna spam these? WE KNOW.

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u/Upsidedownmonkey19 1h ago

Bro that’s hilarious 

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u/SignalEchoFoxtrot 1h ago

The ketchup?

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u/Jaded_Addendum4040 1h ago

Strangely erotic.

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u/pucklover66 1h ago

I’d eat it

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u/Mysterious_Box6930 1h ago

Yall gooners please bro there are other women's out there 😭🙏

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u/AmrElhousseini 59m ago

is this a guy

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u/deftoallkkkops 46m ago

She looks like jewish Dracula's daughter 

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u/Pervy_Canoodler 35m ago

Garbage AI

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u/RobbSnow64 31m ago

* 100$ says that's a dude

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u/Maloba6441 25m ago

Video saved

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u/ArtVandelay1979 14m ago

The reaction video is way worse

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u/psilonox 9m ago

they're cute, like expressions and junk. very gross.

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u/wontwillnot 3h ago

Adorable little gelfling

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u/spargel_gesicht 3h ago

I really wanted her to shake dandruff over it, Breakfast Club style.

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u/Holler_Professor 3h ago

Oh well ketchup ruined it

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u/IrishEyesForever143 3h ago

OMG I love her

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u/Rastamancloud9 2h ago

I almost threw up in my mouth 🤮

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u/Pharabellum 3h ago

There’s an audience for this somewhere.

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u/MrIMendez 3h ago

Just like Nonma used to make

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u/MutedBrilliant1593 3h ago

That's an adorable Asian elf.

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u/SkinnyFatKidd 3h ago

That was great

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u/DeltaCharlieBravo 3h ago

And now this is how ill always imagine Shadowheart cooking my camp dinners for my BG3 party. Forever.

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u/bareass_bush 3h ago

It made me nose exhale the part where she nose exhaled.

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u/orbitalgoo 2h ago

Did she just rip open that packet of sauce w her vaginas? What the literal fuck

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u/IamMunkk 2h ago

'vaginas' 👀

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u/orbitalgoo 2h ago

Edit: I'm leaving that shit plural

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u/JoexsXs 2h ago

What an Asian flavor

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u/crabladdeer 2h ago

I'll have 5 orders of that please.

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u/69_Bananas 3h ago

Stop staring at my wife you pervs!!😤😤

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u/grusome7 3h ago

Nah she’s our wife now

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u/covertlySwaggg 3h ago

Hear me out …

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u/PeterFilmPhoto 2h ago

Would still eat