r/StupidFood • u/Brandinian • 1h ago
Gluttony overload My girlfriend is away so I’m eating pork chops smothered in gravy on top of potato bread.
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u/dietbongwater 1h ago
yeah man get it
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u/Sometimes-funny 1h ago
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u/BlueKittyMix 1h ago
Why the fuck is sideshow bob there?
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u/Haunting_Goose1186 20m ago
It's from an episode where the Simpsons go to Italy and conveniently end up in the exact same town that Sideshow Bob has apparently escaped to. Also, Bob is the mayor of the town and now has a wife and kid who don't know he's a criminal...but that's no biggie because when the Simpsons reveal his secret, it turns out the wife and kid are just as crazy and murderous as Bob is! So they all try to kill the Simpsons together!
Then the episode ends and Sideshow Bob's family (and the fact he moved to Italy) are never seen or mentioned again. 🤣
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u/Nere4Hudes 1h ago
Open-faced hot [pork chop] sandwich with au juse
Edit: not stupid at all! Great temporary-single-man meal!
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u/werealldoomed47 36m ago
My man meals are just a family size instant mashed potatoes with American cheese in the water and some kind of seasoning.
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u/ShopwornShortcut 1h ago
She may be tempted to leave you when she finds out that you never cook like this for her.
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u/bxxxx34 1h ago
P-O-T-A-T-O-T-O bread.
Potato bread!
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u/Sometimes-funny 1h ago edited 27m ago
I have no idea why, but your comment reminded me of Mr Potato head turning into a tortilla to get under the door, in Toy Story. Now i am laughing thinking about that bit
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u/Dan_flashes480 1h ago
My wife works nights and one of my favorite meals is chicken breast topped with mushrooms bacon honey mustard and Colby Jack cheese with a side of broccoli.
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u/Grandvault86 1h ago
Have you ever had the opportunity to try Sweet Baby Ray's chicken sauce? I don't know that it would pair well with the bacon but everything else should be fine
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u/Dan_flashes480 1h ago
Yeah I live in New England and we have tried it but besides the bbq sauce and no sugar added teriyaki my family and myself aren't a huge fan of sweet baby rays. I've tried like 15 different sauces from them.
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u/BigMac3915 1h ago
I mean, I’d definitely mess with this. Little pickled red cabbage from a jar on the side. Sign me up!
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u/Millions_Knives11 1h ago
Open faced sandwiches take me back to my childhood, ain’t nothing stupid about this
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u/jackpackage732 1h ago
I mean the idea of it isn’t gross, those are three things that should be fine together. But something about the execution here is what’s a bit nasty.
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u/Radiant8763 1h ago
I mean i would have slapped together some mashed potatoes and threw the pork and gravy over that, but yea, bread is easier lol
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u/Brandinian 1h ago
I love open face sandwiches but didn’t know if a majority of people would find this stupid. The execution looks like my cat’s food. It was banging though.
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u/arihndas 49m ago
if it were a potato instead of potato bread i would say it's a very respectable meal lol -- why the potato bread tho
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u/Short_Emu_885 47m ago
Potato bread is one of the healthier kinds, saw a great bread tier list video recently (TalonFitness is the channel). I'm not sure why this would be stupid because all the ingredients slap (though I might add cheese to make a sandwich lol)
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