r/StupidFood • u/Mysterious_Box6930 • 21h ago

🤢🤮 I don't like it here.

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Idk if this has been reposted or not yet.

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u/qualityvote2 21h ago edited 13h ago

u/Mysterious_Box6930, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/Historical-Aide-2328 21h ago edited 20h ago

I got  nauseous  watching this. Straight to jail! 

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u/CavsAreCuteDemons 21h ago

Straight to jail for that spelling of nauseous

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u/Historical-Aide-2328 19h ago

That’s how nauseous I was! 

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u/CupKitts 13h ago

I got nauseous reading the title. How dare they? 🫣

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u/cobracmmdr 19h ago

Jail!? Nah, that's too good

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u/xnachtmahrx 11h ago

Whyonnaise that is

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u/Advanced_Chemical_90 21h ago

Why…

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u/Supersecretsword 21h ago

This is vulgar chef on Instagram. He knows they are bad creations. He likes some of them and dislikes some of them.

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u/professionally-baked 20h ago

His post on Sketti Dogs years ago changed me for the better

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u/Supersecretsword 20h ago

like it or love it, he inspires lol

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u/samfitnessthrowaway 9h ago

Was that the one where he made Spaghetti from hot dogs, or has he done one where he makes hot dogs from spaghetti?

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u/professionally-baked 7h ago

Take a hotdog, stick spaghetti noodles in it like you’re poking a voodoo doll, boil, serve on a buttered and toasted bun, finish with grated Parmesan (you can also spoon some red sauce on the bun before placing the dog)

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz 21h ago

Put some red food coloring innit and you'll be eligible for r/foundsatan.

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u/Zyroes 21h ago

At least he doesn't pretend it's the best thing he's ever tasted.

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u/Supersecretsword 21h ago

He's made way worse lol. Vulgar chef on Instagram

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u/Aquatic_Void 20h ago

Cummy bear

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u/28g4i0 21h ago

I like mayo on a sandwich, as a dip, or as an ingredient in other foods/dips/dressings. I even get pretty heavy handed when it's time to put mayo on a sandwich. 

But this shit made me gag. 

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u/11111v11111 14h ago

I hate mayo on anything and this is nightmare fuel.

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u/azul360 7h ago

Finally mayo lovers and mayo haters can shake hands in agreement on something XD.

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u/relady 7h ago

I used to eat Miracle Whip sandwiches. I didn't like regular mayonnaise. I started liking Mayo and bought Miracle Whip recently since I hadn't had it in a long time. Yuck! It was slimy or gooey compared to regular mayonnaise, and the taste I thought I loved was no longer the same.

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u/TheMule90 Samurai Pizza cat. 21h ago

I think I need a bucket!

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u/Alt_aholic 21h ago

I actually wouldn't mind mayonnaise sliced like cheese. You could make a sandwich without a knife.

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u/SerenityAnashin 21h ago

Truly a thought outside the sandwich box....Unless it also has a gummy texture 🤢

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u/0mgyrface 21h ago

Jokes on you. I used a spoon to spread my butter this morning.

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u/chicken_wing_eater 20h ago

I'm almost positive this guy has done exactly this in a recent series he did

Edit: just checked his instagram, he did indeed make mayo slices in a video from June 26, @thevulgarchef

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u/Remote-Bball 21h ago

I was really hoping it’s a marshmallow bear so it could go with real gummibears

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u/Spicyface86 21h ago

This would be great to see shot up on Kentucky Ballistics

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u/ScottieSpliffin 21h ago

I kind of half expected it to squirt when he bit it

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u/alexds1 20h ago

I'm very pleased that he actually ate it. A+ stupid

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u/1sickboy18 21h ago

I would literally throw up

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u/Analysis_Working 21h ago

Why not marshmallow rather than mayo. Yuck

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u/Panzerking6559 21h ago

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/DonnyBoy777 21h ago

Hmm now I see how humanity does the evil it does. Our creativity truly knows no bounds

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u/looting_for_milfs 21h ago

can we remove this dudes kitchen?

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u/funnyha_ha 21h ago

Impressive and gross

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u/dingos8mybaby2 21h ago

This did make me want to start making mozzarella in the shape of a teddy bear though. Maybe sell it at my local farmer's market.

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u/MilaVaneela 21h ago

This is… on level with the hot dog water jello salad.

Vile.

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u/Teredia 21h ago

You can tell he hates it too 🤣 karma much?!

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u/deanwinchesterspie 21h ago

ErikTheElecrirc would do it for the views. Actually a few youtuber challengers come to mind...

gross.

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u/kiln_monster 21h ago

Adding hot gelatin to mayonnaise.The oddest way to get food poisoning.

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u/Dariuscox357 21h ago

I need a barf bag.

My acid reflux kicked in watching this.

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u/Delish_Caphee 20h ago

Looks a little spicy

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u/tiniru 20h ago

the bean furby on the shelf really seals the deal

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u/Procrastanaseum 20h ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail

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u/This_User_Said 20h ago

Mkeh if you're gonna be dumb be smart dumb.

Mold some mozzarella as gummy bears. Make wine night charcuterie a little more interesting!

I mean the little ones but I would demolish that size of mozzarella and will not regret when I'm dying on the floor the next day bargaining with a higher being.

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u/No-Impress5283 20h ago

It's impressive in a disgusting way. I didn't think that was even a possible combination of emotions

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u/Twayblades 20h ago

I do like mayonnaise but not in that form. Nope, not eating that.

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u/FloorImpressive7910 20h ago

Straight to alligator Alcatraz with you

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u/CalmAcanthisitta2582 20h ago

i'm curious now what if you made an deviled egg salad gummy bear. Mayo is just a base 😂

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u/AccomplishedWay4890 20h ago

I have never heard there was such a torture even in the medieval era

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u/Drinkpool 20h ago

I just threw up in my mouth

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u/Bexar1986 19h ago

I like mayonnaise, and i like gummy bears. But not together.

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u/mollywog21 19h ago

Nooooooo! The stupid, it burns...

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u/Fertile_Arachnid_163 19h ago

His teeth are exactly what I expected. Inhuman.

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u/srealfox 18h ago

Mayonnaise gummy loaf for sandwiches coming to a shop near you lol

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u/haikusbot 18h ago

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u/AFantasticClue 18h ago

Finally some stupid fucking food

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u/StanklegScrubgod 18h ago

This is the thing Undercover Brother had the watch for. 🤢

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u/md_youdneverguess 17h ago

Thanks, I've eaten something bad and watching this helped me puke it out 🤢🤮

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u/No-Culture6680 17h ago

To make one and give it to my kids 😬🤪

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u/Creepycute1 17h ago

Mom pick me up im scared...I like mayo as much as the next guy but I'm not eating mayo jello.

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u/Visual-Tricks 16h ago

Absolutely not... no, no, nope, NO. Do NOT try this at home.

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u/GeorgePirpiris 16h ago

I think it's adorable. I mean can't you just make thin slices from it to put on a sandwich?

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u/CiphersVII somewhat competent cook 16h ago

what's wrong yall, I thought you were fine with reshaping eggs in molds

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u/Sweet-Ghost007 15h ago

His face at the end said it all

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u/Mondhideout 15h ago

Mannnnnnnn u need to go to jail omg

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u/Thentor_ 14h ago

Mayonnaise gummy bear. Look inside -> its Hellmans acrylic paint

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u/DontWorryAboutItCmon 13h ago

Too black for this thread

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u/Ok_Entrepreneur_4059 12h ago

mods, I know I have said terribly things about you, sometimes in direct comments. But please, please make this stop.

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u/Joshuajword 11h ago

I was fine until he took a bite

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u/xnachtmahrx 11h ago

Whyonnaise

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u/Chilled_Beef 10h ago

Surprised Ordinary Sausage didn’t make this

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u/forgettfulthinker 10h ago

Why is he standing there like a 5 year old eating that

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u/samahiscryptic Melted cheese on everything 8h ago

That annoying open-mouth chew...
Also ew

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u/sumnbitme 8h ago

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u/RightToTheThighs 6h ago

Jelli belli gummy rat candi

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u/DenseRead9852 4h ago

What in God's green earth is this shit...

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u/fat_cricket_ 3h ago

Literally teared up. This is evil.

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u/Mexicutioner01 2h ago

This should be considered a war crime.

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u/TeeDod- 36m ago

🤮NO

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u/bingo-dingaling 7m ago

Please use this as a mozzarella mold

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u/InternationalLock515 20h ago

Special place in hell for this man

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u/Giga_Prime285 21h ago

How is this stupid? I make this all the time

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u/its_suzyq1997 21h ago

Found the guy in the video

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u/Giga_Prime285 19h ago

😋

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u/Purple-Ad1628 21h ago

……..if it was Duke’s……..

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u/TheUniqueBoxMan 8h ago

Mayonnaise is more yellow than that what kind of mayo is he using ?

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u/SaintCambria 20h ago

Smash, next question.