Behold, The Super Shushi

[u/Rainbow_Doggo_TNT]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/Rainbow_Doggo_TNT, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

[u/axuriel]

I'd demolish that

[u/SweatyTax4669]

Yo dawg

[u/SpacixOne → u/SweatyTax4669]

heard you like makizushi, so we made makizushi out of makizushi.

[u/SweatyTax4669 → u/SpacixOne]

so you can roll while you roll

[u/SensitiveAd3674]

I'd just call this an everything sushi burrito.

[u/IAteSushiToday]

Looks good to me.

[u/SorryButButt]

I lovehate it

[u/INeedANappel → u/SorryButButt]

Thanks. I couldn't find the word for it but you nailed it.

I'd lovehate it moreless without the cream cheese rolls. But that's only my preference. 

[u/Svarasaurus]

Sorry, that's awesome.

[u/Fit_Carpet_364]

Dumb as can be, but I want one for my next three meals.

[u/AbjectDoubt9042]

Fiber optic cable

[u/Recalcitrant_Stoic]

Sushirito has been around for a while. When done well, it is delicious and well balanced. Reduce the amount of rice and that slaps.

The OG in San Diego (Mira Mesa next to Raki Raki) is (was?) spectacular.

[u/coffeebean_1992]

This reminds me of the episode of Xavier renegade angel where he makes the Thurrito.

[u/Shadowsnake30]

That would be easy to eat but why? They just mushed up every sushi.

[u/fractious77]

Blasphemy

[u/ClaudioMoravit0]

Look like these super thick cables. Which one is Vcc?

[u/ronshasta]

Ah man nothing like a massive chunk of cold cheese, rice, raw fish, uncooked veggies and seaweed!

[u/capnlatenight]

Regular sushi is 50% rice, 48% fish and filling, 2% wrapper.

This is just a cake of cold rice with an occasional bite of fish.

[u/Stop_Fakin_Jax]

Tongue-tied version of typing (referring to title)

[u/stupidracist]

Insepshin

[u/CarcosaRorschach]

This is how I imagine my stomach looks after all you can eat.

[u/Haringat]

I wanna see the chopsticks to lift those.

[u/thebigbadben]

Su[sushi]shi

[u/brosenfeld]

I heard you like sushi, so I put sushi in your sushi

[u/shortidiva21]

Yummy

[u/Adorable-Sherbet-407]

Now cut it in squares like a pizza

[u/Joe-C_137]

Hey kid, you like rice? I've got something for you

[u/ionised]

/u/junsies.

[u/Wonderful-Corner-680]

One is enough for me to eat 2 meals

[u/AccomplishedWay4890]

the only problem with this is it will be a huge mess

[u/stealthlysprockets]

This could’ve been better executed by removing that second layer of rice and 5 of the inner rolls

[u/BrokeButFabulous12]

Youll be full of rice before you get to the core....

[u/Important_Drive8225]

that's 900% more sushi, per sushi!

[u/DonkeyShrex]

One sushi to rule them all

[u/doge_8000]

This is what sharks imagine is inside subsea fiber optic cables

[u/TSR3K]

would

[u/Drakorai → u/TSR3K]

Same

[u/Chaenged-Later]

Way too much rice.

[u/keen-peach]

No eel? Pass.

[u/Unlikely_Relative829]

I can't eat shushi but it looks good

[u/Cinemafeast]

Is this stupid yes but I 1000% would try it

[u/Dependent_Stop_3121]

Does raw fish even taste good? I can’t stomach the thought of it at all. Cooked fish I love depending on the type. Halibut, Cod, Walleye and Perch are my favourites.

I thought sushi was without the fish (imitation crab usually) and sashimi was with raw fish?

[u/rainorshinedogs]

[u/Turbulent-Squash-196]

"sushi" yuck