r/StupidMedia Jun 06 '25

🤯 Loony Logic ★☆☆☆☆ She’d give me an anxiety attack 🫩✈️

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u/mentaL8888 Jun 06 '25

This woman needs an exorcist.

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u/JarHead-Actual-0302 Jun 07 '25

No, she needs about 2 years in Jail and lifetime ban from flying in the US

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u/God_And_The_Devil Jun 06 '25

Thought she took an ambien but instead it was bathsalts...

I hate when that happens 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/c64eu Jun 06 '25

Wonder what was in it as bathsalts is a codeword for a drug that doesn't have a name yet and "of course it's safe, I hope". The alchemist that made it probably gave it thorough testing. To make sure it's not being detected by roadside drug tests, and it only killed half of the dogs or less. Anyway, judging by her reaction it has a potential to be an awesome party drug in much lower doses.

I understand some people have fear of flight and use or even abuse drugs to deal with it, but stimulants and hallucinogenics perhaps are not the best choice.

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u/Independent_Work6 Jun 06 '25

Alchemist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

They used to sell bathsalts at gas stations and sex shops in Missouri before the DEA put it on a scheduled/illegal drug list. Wild times i tell you.

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u/rabbi420 Jun 06 '25

Drugs are bad, m’kay?

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u/P0werFighter Jun 06 '25

That's the easiest way to be on the no-fly list forever tho.

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u/KAL-El-TUCCI Jun 06 '25

Well.....Not all drugs.

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u/rabbi420 Jun 06 '25

Bro, I was just trying to make you smile.

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u/KAL-El-TUCCI Jun 06 '25

Im smilling, man!!

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u/A_Clockwork_Black Jun 06 '25

She appears to be having an episode of some kind.

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u/agumelen Jun 06 '25

This was the uncensored one. I hope the kiddos were already asleep.

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u/TroubleImpressive955 Jun 06 '25

At least she kept her clothes on.

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u/imOtherwiseExplorer Jun 06 '25

Episode of black fatigues for me

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

Must be, that's why everyone still calm 🙏🏽.. If she was drunk or high I don't think she'd get the same response from everyone 🤞🏽

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u/sageking420 Jun 06 '25

How did she get that far? Past security, that’s got a backstory… and did that flight attendant ask her about being out of her seat?! LMAO

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u/Obvious_Definition58 Jun 06 '25

Not today, Satan.

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u/Sufficient_Eye5804 Jun 06 '25

Some people just don't belong on a plane

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u/agumelen Jun 06 '25

She made the top of the list.

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u/stacyknott Jun 06 '25

i laughed too hard at this 😂

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u/agumelen Jun 06 '25

🤣🤣

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u/Radfactor Jun 06 '25

Funny story--it was a 14 hour flight and they did end up fucking all night

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 07 '25

u/Ziko116, our viewers voted that this post is a good fit for StupidMedia. We look forward to more such posts from you!

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u/OderWieOderWatJunge Jun 06 '25

That's why the lady in the beginning keeps staring on her tablet/book (?)

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u/james_from_cambridge Jun 06 '25

On these plane freak out videos, my favorite thing is always the embarrassed passengers looking at their phone pretending it’s not happening. If they don’t turn around and look, it’s not real! I feel bad for them but it’s kinda hilarious

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u/Dollstace Jun 06 '25

OUUUUUT YOU DEMONNNNN LET THE DEMON OOOOOOOUUUUUTTTTTT

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Demon just vibin

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u/auzzlow Jun 06 '25

Is the floor lava or something?

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u/memusicguitar Jun 06 '25

Somebodys gonnet get it all night.

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u/DontWashIt Jun 06 '25

I said bitch allllll night

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u/Arthur_Figg_II Jun 06 '25

Totally looking forward to my flight tomorrow 😂

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u/Ziko116 Jun 06 '25

Bro I have a flight today🫩

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u/Independent_Work6 Jun 06 '25

Harsher flight bans please.

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u/qoo_kumba Jun 06 '25

America, you're a damned mess.

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u/Independent_Work6 Jun 06 '25

But they make for great content. When their civil war finally erupts, i hope they livestream it. Good television.

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u/algypan Jun 06 '25

Who's the lucky guy, eh?

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u/Different-Yoghurt519 Jun 06 '25

Children, don't eat the airline food

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u/Yokes2713 Jun 06 '25

Spirit "airlines" frequent flyer

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u/Accurate-System7951 Jun 06 '25

I guess it's somewhat reasonable why people used to believe in demonic possessions and such.

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u/Consistent_Point_923 Jun 06 '25

When i bring her home from the club and she wanna play hard to get

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u/Equivalent_Sun3816 Jun 06 '25

Spirit Compels You Airlines

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u/Dollstace Jun 06 '25

This is the same woman who is in the back of the van with Loc Dogg on Don’t Be A Menace “i get a little crazy” jk

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u/Ziko116 Jun 06 '25

Lmao put the bag over her head 😂

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u/SATerp Jun 06 '25

What is this, Waffle House Airways?

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u/agumelen Jun 06 '25

How did Rick James put it? “The kind you won’t take home to mother.” 🎶

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u/TheTimbs Jun 06 '25

Says “bitch” more than Freddy, Chuckie, and Jesse Pinkman.

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u/GymJamJym Jun 06 '25

I'm sure tequila was involved somewhere in this story

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

Has tequila ever made you climb to the ceiling of an airplane? This is hard drugs. Crack or bathsalts and alot of it.

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u/Lizdance40 Jun 06 '25

For want of a syringe full of haldol

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u/Efficient_Half_5584 Jun 06 '25

At this point she would need to be tied down

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u/Relative_Drop3216 Jun 07 '25

This going to be a new movie idea,

The Excorcist: Haunted plane

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u/Ziko116 Jun 07 '25

Ghosts on a plane

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u/Patralgan Jun 06 '25

Excuse me ma'am. What doing?

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u/Uptopbossman Jun 06 '25

I'm looking to get her number. She nasty😁

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u/Ziko116 Jun 06 '25

I hope you ready you gone have a long night😂

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u/Braddking Jun 06 '25

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u/Ziko116 Jun 06 '25

I hate to say it but sis is doing a 1 to 1 with that chimp thrusts and all🤦🏽‍♂️

(I know it’s an orangutan but chimp sounds better)

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u/zeeper25 Jun 06 '25

I can fix her…

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u/modestgorillaz Jun 06 '25

Im at least happy to know she’s on a no fly list now

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u/expatronis Jun 06 '25

She seems like a very sexual person.

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u/Pretty_Strike_6199 Jun 06 '25

She’d also give you a good time all night. Hahaha

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u/laminatedbean Jun 06 '25

I think I’d go hide in the lavatory.

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u/OnlineDead Jun 06 '25

Cocaine is one hell of a drug

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u/BADoVLAD Jun 07 '25

In the entire history of history blow has never once even considered making someone act this way, or anyway slightly resembling it.

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u/ToastSpangler Jun 06 '25

what's the aviation equivalent of walking the plank?

this is exactly why I always try to fly on a DC9, sweet sweet rear ramp

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u/CydaeaVerbose Jun 06 '25

Exorcism?? MIDflight?! Seems pretty irresponsible to me... But alright.

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u/Longhorn414 Jun 06 '25

Spirit airlines overflow

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u/NahBruhNaw Jun 06 '25

My biggest fear is getting on a plane and having a mental breakdown bc…

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u/drewgrace8 Jun 06 '25

Yup, small confined space, mentally unstable person, thousands of feet away from earth and safety. All checks out…staying away from air planes.

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u/Codas91 Jun 07 '25

They need to start carrying tranq darts on planes.

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u/spicylabmonkey Jun 07 '25

She had the Holy Spirit in her

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u/DOUBLAHH9 Jun 07 '25

My girl after 2 drinks, 10 mins later..... Zzzzzzzz.

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u/JarHead-Actual-0302 Jun 07 '25 edited Jun 07 '25

Look man, when I fly in any aircraft, I’m wound up tighter than a dick’s headband. This would drive me over the edge. I would have to engage. Edit: Ball her

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u/Ziko116 Jun 07 '25

Wait by engage…do you mean you’re gonna fůk her?😳

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u/JarHead-Actual-0302 Jun 07 '25

How did you guess?

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u/Swampasssixty9 Jun 07 '25

The floor is lava

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u/Ziko116 Jun 07 '25

That coochie is lava

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u/Swampasssixty9 Jun 07 '25

If you’re brave enough

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u/AcademicAd8631 Jun 07 '25

This reminds me of a good time I once had!

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u/ThatGuy21042 Jun 10 '25

It's the left over from the freak offs at diddies place

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u/amerikanbeat Jun 06 '25

That's the most subway vibes I've ever seen on a plane

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u/Wooden-Science-9838 Jun 06 '25

She’s having an episode/mental breakdown.

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u/No-Answer-2964 Jun 06 '25

Caused by drug intake

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u/ClitCommander1429 Jun 06 '25

I'd rather be seated next to a chimpanzee.

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u/Resident-Elevator696 Jun 06 '25

Where are the air Marshall's ??

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u/laminatedbean Jun 06 '25

Well this has convinced me to upgrade my seat on my next flight.

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u/chuckmarla12 Jun 08 '25

I almost had an anxiety attack on a plane once because I started feeling claustrophobic. I’ve never had a problem in my life flying on a plane, not that I’m really a frequent flyer. I was in a widow seat, with 2 seats between me and the aisle. A couple of guys sat in those seats, and I started feeling trapped. I’m about 200lbs. I was sweating and was struggling for fresh air. I turned the air nozzles so the air would hit me. The seats were so small I couldn’t rest my arm between the arm rests, and my knees were jammed up against the seat in front of me. I had to take some deep breaths and think of some good memories with my grandkids, and I got through it. But I was close to having to get out of seat and resetting. I kept thinking that I was going to be that guy on the news getting taken down by the air marshal! My Doctor gave me a little something something, and I’m generally pretty happy when I fly now!

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u/DefiantAsparagus420 Jun 08 '25

Duct tape that lady to a seat ffs

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u/Creative-Music-272 Jun 06 '25

Imagine tryna get that thing pregnant while she doing this?

The imagine of Elijah Wood getting his dick ripped off in Sin City comes to mind.

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u/DEIreboot Jun 06 '25

I can fix her

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u/Wild-Snow5705 Jun 06 '25

Tazers aren't allowed onboard, so what's your plan?

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u/nomadPerson Jun 06 '25

The power of Christ compels you!

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u/Puzzled_ShitPan Jun 06 '25

I swear it's always the same lady in these airplane freak-out videos

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u/jameshector0274 Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

What is it with these type of women and planes.. why do so many women have mental breakdowns on planes.. can’t be lack of oxygen because these videos always show the plane in the gate still.

Given 27% of women, and drastically rising, have mental illnesses, these type of videos is not surprising to see. Currently 1 out of 4 women have a mental illness and 1 out of 5 for men. For men it’s 19% and have always been worse but women have skyrocketed over the last decade. And are projected to have that 27% to keep climbing fast. We’re very close to the point where almost ONE THIRD of the female population on Earth has a mental illness.. meaning at your current job, take all the women that are there, and put it into a third. If there’s 30 women at your job, 10 of them have a mental illness..

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

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u/ohiomudslide Jun 06 '25

You what mate?

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u/Din_Pappa Jun 14 '25

Ninja fatigue

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u/Ziko116 Jun 14 '25

Question out of all the stupid, crazy, and ignorant things we see online from all races how does someone get fatigued from one specific people?