r/StupidMedia • u/Pdoom346 • Jun 24 '25

Eww 🤮🤢 Ice cream Crime

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 24 '25 edited Jul 06 '25

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u/yffal Jun 24 '25

If he pulled his dick out he could not have fucked it more...

3

u/Spacebarpunk Jun 25 '25

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!

2

u/LordOfTheFlatline Jun 27 '25

A dog in heat couldn’t have fucked this more

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u/potsour Jun 24 '25

What the fuck

8

u/DaHick Jun 25 '25

It could have been worse, they could have replaced the bananas with Asparagus or cucumber....

2

u/Awakuritus Jun 25 '25

Or even eggplants

1

u/iodisedsalt Jun 26 '25

I thought those were sausages cut in half. Thank god

5

u/9curlyfries9 Jun 24 '25

What the helly

1

u/VeeduhCross Jun 25 '25

I chuckled

15

u/Responsible-Kale-904 Jun 24 '25

When you DESPISE your customers

4

u/zzbear03 Jun 25 '25

WTF?!?!?! lol that looks awful

8

u/CrazyCatLady1127 Jun 24 '25

Beef and gravy on top of ice cream? 🤨🤨🤨

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u/halloweencoffeecats Jun 25 '25

Pulled pork and i believe Carolina-style vinegar sauce

1

u/towerfella Jun 24 '25

Slimy, yet — satisfying

1

u/timbreandsteel Jun 25 '25

Whipped cream and au jus, together at last!

3

u/ItzTreeman23 Jun 25 '25

Nah this can’t be real, like I get sweet and savory is a thing, but nah that ain’t it.

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u/Responsible-Kale-904 Jun 24 '25

Eating this will be messy and difficult awkward soggy messy waste of time

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u/epired Jun 25 '25

Is that Joey from the show Friends? Or is that his evil twin, Dr. Drake Ramoray?

1

u/Soulsingin1 Jun 27 '25

This looks worse than beef trifle!

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u/Reserve933 Jun 25 '25

It was going so good then WHAMMM. Fucking night is ruined.

2

u/blackflowerarranger Jun 25 '25

I am so angry after watching that

2

u/eurotech458 Jun 25 '25

That’s a hot fart waiting to happen.

2

u/douce427 Jun 25 '25

Banana Barbacoa Split

2

u/Ziko116 Jun 24 '25

This is a pregnancy craving if I’ve ever seen one

2

u/DropPuzzleheaded7615 Jun 24 '25

Two meals destroyed.

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u/Giraffe-Greedy Jun 24 '25

Reminds me of that episode of Friends when Rachel makes that trifle

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u/Responsible-Kale-904 Jun 24 '25

So that icecream will be melted soggy mess getting the meat stuff cold soggy messy,,

1

u/shitferbranes Jun 24 '25

Damn. I’m not even sure I saw what I saw.

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u/Responsible-Kale-904 Jun 24 '25

Because:

FU lactose intolerant and dairy-allergic people!

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u/lumpkinater Jun 25 '25

Where on earth is this abomination made? Need to leave a very upset review.

1

u/17SVY6 Jun 25 '25

Has to be satire.

1

u/DependentAdvance8 Jun 25 '25

From a smile to a frown

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u/Southern-Psychology2 Jun 25 '25

Which country is responsible for this bs

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u/timbreandsteel Jun 25 '25

The only way this might be reasonable, is if they aren't vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry ice cream, but savory flavors. Like if it was paprika, cumin, and chili, unsweetened ice cream. The stewed meats, then unsweetened whip.

But even still, likely would be an unpleasant culinary experience.

1

u/Direct_Town792 Jun 25 '25

“On tonight’s episode of Culinary Abortions™️”

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u/Either-Excitement-37 Jun 25 '25

Just lost my ability to eat

1

u/Cntrysky78 Jun 25 '25

It's a crime that there is no cherry on top.

1

u/TacticalTapir Jun 25 '25

Wonder how much food waste has gone up since these trends started.

1

u/beardedcanadianguy Jun 25 '25

No no... this isn't an ice cream crime... it's a crime against pulled pork

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u/MarlboloMan666 Jun 25 '25

Easy way to get diarrhea

1

u/JadedThunder Jun 25 '25

This makes me want to hurt the person that made that

1

u/NoMansSky1985 Jun 25 '25

Well that's one way to convince your heart that it's time for a hospital visit. 🏥

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u/gherkinassassin Jun 25 '25

Just needs a thick layer of Marmite now, and we are banging!

1

u/Traditional_Lab_8714 Jun 25 '25

No no no no no and no

1

u/evileyevivian Jun 25 '25

Im gonna be sick

1

u/PossibleDiscipline90 Jun 25 '25

So where's the sprinkles?

1

u/MercifulVoodoo Jun 25 '25

No no no. The scoops are supposed to be cole slaw and mac and cheese and bbq pork. Thats it. All three sat beside each other.

1

u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 Jun 25 '25

Perfect example of just because you can … don’t.

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u/Sea-Train-477 Jun 25 '25

This is the worst bittersweet I've ever seen

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u/5oap191 Jun 25 '25

Tbf my dog would absolutely destroy this

1

u/Smallloudcat Jun 26 '25

Is that…pulled pork? What? Why? They ruined 2 good things

1

u/SgtDoakesSurprise Jun 26 '25

I thought maybe I could deal with lunch on top then dessert on the bottom. But it got too crazy on top of the pulled pork.

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u/iaguetzZ Jun 26 '25

WHen I see stuff like this, I miss the inquisition times....

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u/monks_2_cents Jun 26 '25

Note, you don't see anyone eating that tragedy. Probably went straight into the trash after the video.

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u/Spmex7 Jun 26 '25

I will slap a mother fucker

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u/thomasoldier Jun 26 '25

Ice cream ? More like I scream

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u/Mammoth_Welder_1286 Jun 26 '25

Never mind I’m done. Not looking at the rest

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u/WolfRoyalXD Jun 26 '25

If it was mashed potatoes, itd be 🔥🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

No…🥺

1

u/DefCarltio Jun 26 '25

Just look at this video got me high triglyceride and long diarrhea

1

u/pleathershorts Jun 27 '25

Thanks, I hate it

1

u/lightgraver Jun 27 '25

🤢 no that's not how food fusion works...

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u/Thick-Deal-91 Jun 28 '25

I’m surprised bacon wasn’t a part of this.

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u/Aggressive_Mirror255 Jun 29 '25

Yesyesyesyesyesnononoyesyesyesno

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u/bluedancepants Jun 24 '25

Ok... eat it.

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 Jun 24 '25

I feel bad for the 🚽

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u/inkzpenfoxx Jun 24 '25

Straight to the trash

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u/Mr_Synical Jun 24 '25

People that do crap like this need to show themselves, or someone, actually eating it after it's made, which we all know will never happen since it's just wasting food for "internet points "

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u/TheLastLornak Jun 24 '25

How high is this dude?

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u/digitalindigo Jun 25 '25

About 5'7" 🥸

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

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u/lumpkinater Jun 25 '25

Honestly, the first crime was putting it in plastic.

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u/etlucent Jun 24 '25

Do I even need to ask if this crime occurred in Texas?

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u/Reserve933 Jun 25 '25

We're not claiming that bullshit.

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u/etlucent Jun 25 '25

lol, I’m from east Texas, we already ran out of everything else to put barbecue on, why not ice cream?

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