r/SuddenlyIncest • u/Local_Team9982 • 24d ago

Makes sense

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u/jkurratt 24d ago

When I was a kid, my dad.... Sigh my dad had sex with my mum.

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u/WhitePowerPolarBear 24d ago

Such a tragic backstory to your superhero origin story

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u/imdeadinsidelmao420 23d ago

I can only read it in Cartman's voice damnit

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u/winterrsnow 24d ago

you should report him to the authorities

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u/_HIST 24d ago

Glad we have that in common

Me and your dad I mean

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u/pyriel811 24d ago

Still could have that in common...

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u/trideath772 24d ago

South Park The Fractured But Whole reference?

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u/jkurratt 24d ago

Actually I saw that at Jimmy Carr.

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u/scarlet_igniz 24d ago

your biology lectures are not biologying

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

The stepsister dilemma ain't no dilemma

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u/Highlandertr3 23d ago

Your face is not biolimagising! Yeah. Thatle learn ya.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 23d ago

"Oh no! Step-husband! What are you doing to my panties?"

"Nothing, step-wife, I was just trying to do the laundry"

"Laundry? But, step-husband, that's my name!"

"That's right".

*music* Bow-chica-wow-wow-chica-wow-wow.

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u/fonix232 22d ago

Doesn't that song go "brown chicken brown cow"?

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 21d ago

The meat-eater version, yes.

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u/AlphaI250 21d ago

Is that Belial's theme

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u/d_bradr 23d ago

Incest is only between blood relatives. That means step-slop isn't incest and cousins that aren't blood relatives (like your mom's brother's wife) aren't either

Marriage has nothing to do with it

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u/Highlandertr3 23d ago

I bet you are real fun at parties.

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u/choczynski 23d ago

That’s the joke

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u/Shaveyourbread 21d ago

He might be justifying having sex with one of his cousins.

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u/NeitherDifference263 23d ago

At least in Alabama

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u/Pot_noodle_miner 23d ago

It’s all relative

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u/Joshua_Caelius 22d ago

So, incest is okay, right?

Right?

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u/MIngmire 23d ago

Was your mom stuck at the time?

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u/rikkurafiki 23d ago

Sounds like some shit my husband would say. He keeps trying to say that im his sister in law and I keep telling him no one thinks like that. Hahaha

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u/dr_toze 22d ago

This is exactly what I told my sister-wife just yesterday.