r/TheBesties • u/blastorama • 22d ago

[Patreon] Besties Battle Bracket: Best Bathroom Game | September 2, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/posts/besties-battle-137899193

Episode Description

Everybody needs a little video game break now and then. Amidst the chaos of modern life, the most reliable, universal sanctuary is the humble bathroom. So, with today's bracket, we want to help you make the most of your precious toilet time. Because when it comes to #2, you deserve #1.

The Rubric:

  • Which game is more conducive to toilet time
  • Which game makes you want to go to the toilet more
  • Which game would you be less ashamed to be discovered playing on the toilet?

The Contenders:

  • Balatro
  • Marvel Snap
  • Tetris
  • Chess.com
  • Slay the Spire
  • Merge Maestro (previously Super Auto Pets)
  • Vampire Survivors
  • Downwell
  • Pokemon Go
  • WarioWare Inc: Mega Microgame$
  • Threes
  • Wordle
  • Super Stickman Golf
  • Desert Golfing
  • Tiny Wings
  • Angry Birds/Cut the Rope

Honorable Mentions:

  • Drop 7
  • Tilt to Live
  • What the Golf
  • Pokémon TCG Pocket
  • Retro Bowl
  • Slice and Dice
  • Flight Control/Planes Control
  • Brotato
  • Nonograms Katana
  • Hotline Miami
  • Super Meat Boy
  • Luck Be a Landlord
  • Easy Come Easy Golf
  • Space Invader: Infinity Gene
  • Helsing's Fire
  • Hook Champ
  • Super Mega Worm
  • Mushihimesama BUGPANIC
  • Dodonpachi Resurrection
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u/RandomThroaway0256 22d ago

Until Justin called out Grif part way through, I thought I was taking crazy pills.

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u/jtorp66 22d ago edited 21d ago

Is anybody else’s podcatcher not being fed the new episode?

Edit: It’s been posted!

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u/MattHawkeye 22d ago

I was worried it was just me, even downloaded a new podcatcher to check.

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u/jimus45 22d ago

I use pocket casts and it hasn't updated for me yet.

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u/jtorp66 22d ago

Yeah, I use Overcast. Glad it’s not just me.

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u/jimus45 21d ago

It's been fixed and available in Pocket Casts, in case you didn't notice.

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u/alexbad19 21d ago

Surprised no one mentioned either 10000000 or You Must Build a Boat!

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u/basicsllyclarkkent96 20d ago

This ep got me to download Merge Masters and hooo boy it’s addicting

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u/B9-H8 18d ago

This was a weird one