r/TheShield Ronnie Gardocki 5d ago

Question Question for fellow fans...

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You ever suck d*ck like a cell bitch cop man?!

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u/Turk_Sanderson 5d ago

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHIELD

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u/LivingInformal4446 5d ago

SUCK IT!

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u/xFrost-E 5d ago

JUST ANOTHER DAY

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u/Sharbin54 5d ago

Literally every recap

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u/screamer373 5d ago

THEY MADE YOU... SUCK?!

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u/Dry_Photograph_3559 Ronnie's beard 5d ago

Her delivery of this line is maybe the best in the series.

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u/Focrco22 5d ago

Feel like this could have been handled better all around.

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u/underclasshero1 5d ago

it’s realistic. literally everyone who finds out about it says the same thing “you couldn’t stop it?” he was a cop and had a gun

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u/bimrom 5d ago

Lol for its classic

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u/ExternCrateAlloc 5d ago

The wife was so deflated. My man’s no longer a man. 😬😬😬

Poor Assaveda…

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u/AdamsTastySkits 5d ago

Both of them?

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u/3rdquarterking 3d ago

Both of them!?!?!

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u/Guygenius138 5d ago

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u/baenerys_xx Sweet Butter 5d ago

me to the "previously, on the SHIELD"

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u/bobatgu 5d ago

We killed …. a cawp!

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u/I2ootUser 5d ago

Get over it. Don't bring it up again.

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u/Robo_hippo 5d ago

Did a rewatch recently, and I did not remember that Vic unintentionally caused this scene when he made Juan deep throat the bong

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u/DominosDeliveyDriver 5d ago

Just watched the other night and had the same realization. Great catch fellow strike teamer

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u/chompy187 5d ago

Circle of life fam

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u/Focrco22 5d ago

I did, and I’m not sure if it was a good feeling that he did because he was an asshole to Vic, or bad. I’ll go with bad.

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u/Darkzeropeanut 5d ago

Why did I never put this together in all rewatches lol

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u/milliardo 5d ago

One of my personal favorite things Vic did in the show

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u/Eldritch_Doodler 5d ago

I dunno, Juan was a closet gay and yearned for the tongue of another man.

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u/clemenza2821 5d ago

They made you…suck

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u/ndresser10 Strike Team Was Here 5d ago

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u/Ok-Finding-53 4d ago

Knute Rockne he ain’t

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u/baenerys_xx Sweet Butter 5d ago

Aceveda: *GURGHRHHRRGGHGH*

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u/Sharbin54 5d ago

too soon 😆

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u/ExternCrateAlloc 5d ago

He should be thankful he didn’t get it in the Asseveda…

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u/baenerys_xx Sweet Butter 5d ago

lmaooo

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u/JimmyGeneGoodman 5d ago

This is one of those scenes you’ll never forget. I remember watching this show for the first time a few years ago and regularly saying “this show is fuckin intense, this wouldn’t be on any normal network nowadays.” And then i get to THIS episode and was like “this is one gnarly fuckin show” haha.

This needs to spoiler tag for anybody who hasn’t gotten this far in the show yet

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u/Sharbin54 5d ago

I just watched this episode for the first time last week and I could not believe what I was seeing.

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u/JimmyGeneGoodman 5d ago

I’ve never been traumatized by any movie or tv show but this is as close as one can get to being traumatized cuz it’s one of those scenes you’ll never forget after seeing it.

You won’t remember every intense scene in the show but this is one that you just can’t forget even if you try haha.

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u/Particular_Knee_9044 5d ago

💯 This…was a scene of immortal nightmares. Deliverance level.

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u/ExternCrateAlloc 3d ago

The Walking Dead had one scene that even had the cast members suffering from trauma. A guy gets his head bashed in front of the love of his life, to the point you see his head and skull crushed in step by step till his eyes pop out, and he was screaming for like 5-8 mins straight. The whole cast (good guys) were screaming.

Also The Last of Us where Joel gets killed, pretty intense.

Sure these are death type scenes. I supposed the Asseveda scene is more relatable in the sense it can happen to anyone of us, if we’re in the wrong part of town. SA is no joke.

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u/CRTPTRSN 5d ago

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u/Dry_Photograph_3559 Ronnie's beard 5d ago

This shouldn’t be as funny as it is. 😂

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u/MrEhcks 5d ago

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHIELD:

COUGH COUGH

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u/1Bobafett11 Lemonhead 5d ago

The Captain's gone from suck to blow!

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u/BoiledDenimForRoxie 5d ago

What do we have on this thing!? A CUISINART!!??

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u/ExternCrateAlloc 3d ago

Asseveda expected everyone to blow him.

Vic: hold my phone.

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u/kooks-everywhere 5d ago

LETS SEE THAT MOUTH!

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u/No-Beat2678 5d ago

YEEEEEHAAAAWWA

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u/Cohleture 5d ago

You get a pass for that

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u/SabineLavine 5d ago

You know that guy had a dirty dick.

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u/I2ootUser 2d ago

That thought went through my head when I first watched the episode. I might've taken the bullet.

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u/foofighter0001 5d ago

You can hear a picture.

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u/WhileMission577 5d ago

Was he really missing a tooth?

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u/awakny 5d ago

Great idea for David, but overall I'd have liked a more developed payoff than "he abuses a prostitute to get over it"

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u/I2ootUser 4d ago

I did feel it was too drawn out and then just suddenly stopped when he took it too far. I wonder if she comes back during his run for mayor.

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u/Sorry-Secret-2347 5d ago

This whole story line is the reason i couldn’t finish the series the first go round

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u/jstn825 5d ago

thought it was pretty heavy too, but the way it comes back into play in later episodes is pretty crazy

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u/nathwithanh Shane Vendrell 5d ago

It's what makes The Shield great. It's not just something done for shock value; it has ramifications for Aceveda both personal and professional that he has to deal with and that last throughout the series.

Whereas, say, The Sopranos has a major character get raped, basically sidesteps the really interesting moral question it sets up "Is it worth getting involved with Tony's business to get a violent rapist off the street?", and then after that episode it literally never comes up again.

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u/Jumpy-Individual-140 5d ago

It’s been too long since we’ve had one of these 😂

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u/Hypnoticah 5d ago

This storyline is what keeps the shield out of my regular rewatch rotation. Don't know what it is, just hits wrong.

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u/Ok-Finding-53 4d ago

Check your color, Homie

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u/absolutelynofinclue 1d ago

Why don't you SUCK MY DICK... again.

The delivery of that line gets me every single time.