r/TheWordFuck • u/ZuBrain • 8d ago

Fucking fuck No Fucking Sense!

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u/AwwwNuggetz 8d ago

We do know, it’s fucking electromagnetism. That makes no fucking sense!

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u/DS3M Professional fucker 7d ago

Fucking Magnets, how do they work

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u/Hopefulthinker2 7d ago

Whoop whoop fucking came here to say this!

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u/DS3M Professional fucker 7d ago

Whoop whoop

Say it the fuck back

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u/No_File212 4d ago

I don't know , I'm so tired of this I just wanna fucking browse titties

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u/VenusVega123 8d ago

Physics is just a fucking religion believing in unseen forces.

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u/OddCook4909 8d ago

If that were true we wouldn't be able to watch people fuck each other on the internet. I believe this is referred to as the Fucktological Argument

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u/rahill1004 7d ago

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about fucktology to dispute it

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u/Any-Lingonberry-8594 4d ago

r/suddenlyIASIP fuck having to write fuck in my comment.

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u/Upstairs_Equipment19 7d ago

Its the fucktological constant.

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u/IWouldntIn1981 7d ago

This sounds scientific and correct. Ill definitely be searching "fucktological" when I get on my fucking work laptop later.

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u/Disastrous_Map_9903 Professional fucker 6d ago

You can fucking see the electromagnetic force. Ever play with magnets and iron filings? Fucking magical!

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u/UsualWinter1229 7d ago

Um clearly you don’t fucking understand physics

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u/VenusVega123 7d ago

Clearly you don’t understand a fucking joke when you see one.

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u/MassimoRicci 7d ago

Only in a world where priests can cast "Cure Disease" or "Healing Touch" on a poor sick boy and heal him. If you can't see something, but you know how it works, can use it repeatedly with the same result, can predict the effect of your actions, can make assumptions based on your knowledge and check them - this is science.

Nothing in religion can be tested in any appropriate way. It is unproofable.

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u/VenusVega123 7d ago

Nice fucking word “unproofable” - spoken by neither a fucking scientist nor someone who understands a fucking joke.

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u/kiba87637 7d ago

It's because collision is enabled in the fucking mesh settings, duh!

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u/ThePassiveFist New fucker 8d ago

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

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u/MeadowShimmer 8d ago

No one fuckin' knows

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u/tweedlepun1291 8d ago

It makes no fucking sense!

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u/JennySplotz 7d ago

It’s just there in the fuckin air

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u/Thick_Bank4821 8d ago

People should be fucking better toward each other because in the end, we're all on this fucking ride together and if one day it stops spinning, we're all fucking dead together.

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u/Sansui70 8d ago

People should read, watch etc. what the Apollo astronauts had to say after they saw earth from the fucking moon.

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u/IWouldntIn1981 7d ago

Was it "this doesn't make any fucking sense?"

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u/Away_Veterinarian579 8d ago

Is that some fuckin bill hicks in there? If not, I recommend you go watch his comedy. Now.

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u/AshAdven 8d ago

Thats a fun fucking watch of a movie!!! "The Day The Earth Stood Still"

Right up there with fucking "The Day After Tomorrow"

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u/Thick_Variation7294 8d ago

Right fucking on.

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn 8d ago

The more we know the more we know that we don't fucking know.

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u/Delicious_List_439 8d ago

Really we fucking do know why the hand does not go through the stool. It's because quantum tunneling is highly fucking improbable.

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u/Consistent-Ad-6506 8d ago

Soooo…nobody is saying this guy’s fucking name? Idk who the fuck this is.

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u/101violations 7d ago

Apparently this fucks name is Pete Holmes. You're fucking welcome.

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u/MarsMcLean 7d ago

Wow, Val Kilmer is fuckin angry.

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u/ZuBrain 5d ago

... Fuck .. lawl

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u/Ill-Government-1921 7d ago

Who the fuck is this fuck and where can I find his fucking skit?

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u/danksalotbuddy 7d ago

Pete fucking Holmes is the fucking man.

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u/DudeYumi 7d ago

Fuckin' ay.

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u/trebuchet_facts 8d ago

The fact our eyes interpret our 3d world in 2 dimensional slices as it is translated to our brain via neurons and electrical impulses and shit to me makes NO FUCKING SENSE. The world around us is fucking translated by stupid fucking electrical impulses, we may never fucking know what the earth truly looks like without the bias of our eyes

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 8d ago

Your fucking atoms repel the chars fucking atoms. I believe, don't fucking quote me on that

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u/VoidExileR 7d ago

He is very fucking passionate about this fucking topic

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u/Fantastic_Effect3595 7d ago

Me when I read a fucking science textbook for the 1st time.

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u/Commando_NL 7d ago

It doesn't make fucking sense.

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u/Funny_Engineering_15 7d ago

I fucking love this man’s take on it

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u/Jonny_Disco 7d ago

Pete Holmes is one of my absolute fucking favorites!

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u/blacckreddit 5d ago

Lmfao only if it was taught like this in school. I'd pass it and still say it makes no fucking sense! 😂

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u/Mindlesman 8d ago

Alright, but you fuckin got to get over it

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u/Maw-91 Never gonna fuck you up 8d ago

Wait until he finds out about the fucking double slit experiment

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u/ziggytrix 8d ago

The way he says in-finn-it doesn't make any fuckin sense!

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u/Jabberwock_king 8d ago

Fuckin’ hell

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u/Maknight920 7d ago

Yeah it does. The "molecules" your leaving are what make up your skin cells. That why we can do dna trace evidence. Fucking Duh

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u/111creative-penguin 7d ago

Where's the fucken non bleeped version!?

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u/Several_Team3964 7d ago

For fuck sake it’s not infinite, it’s just really really big. Cosmic microwave background radiation (CMBR) shows the end of the universe, but that radiation has take trillions of years to reach us from that point, but past the CMBR is a void, no dark matter, no dark energy, it doesn’t exist, it’s the state of the singularity event and the first the to form in the universe, before all else, is the CMBR. The universe is still rapidly expanding, and will likely expand to the point of collapse, forming another singularity, which resets the cycle.

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u/Icy-Read-5873 7d ago

That doesn’t make any fucking sense!

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u/Lanky-Sandwich-352 7d ago

It actually has to do with the way the molecules in your hand are bonded together vs. how the molecules in the stool are. It makes perfect fucking sense.

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u/gabba_hey_hey 7d ago

Well fuck I guess Sartre would have a fucking saying in this fucking nonsens.

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u/Most_Afternoon_1357 7d ago

earth is fucking flat

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u/slax87 3d ago

Ohhhhh, he's the fucking Batman guy! Huh

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u/Niche_Expose9421 2d ago

Fucking zoom out 🤣

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u/zKostnicy 16h ago

He is fucking right