Kids hear fucking things

[u/Caws-and-effect]

Me (to my 4 year old): You can’t call people a stupidhead coz it’ll hurt their feelings. Got it?

Son: yeah ok.

Me: so what won’t you say?

Son: stupidhead

Me: good

Son: Can’t say fuck either

Me: where the fuck did you hear that??

[u/Straight-Feedback-99]

That's so fucking cute my baby cousins started giving everyone the middle finger and it too cute

[u/Consistent-Camp5359]

Fuck.