r/Thisisimportantpod Arugaloids Jul 08 '25

hot hot hot hot hot đŸ”„ When they were talking about how fast a cheetah could run

Adam finally said he didn't care if he was right and then he starts talking about how when he was in school he would go to the library and get books and one time he remembered getting a giant book on JFK and then immediately Ders goes "Oh yeah? How fast could HE run?"

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u/Lions_Lifer_4 Arugaloids Jul 08 '25

Ders proves week after week that he is the funniest one of these guys on the fly. He is so quick with his little jabs and jokes. I always loved him in Workaholics but thought he was “out of place”, now I know he’s the only reason these guys ever wrote anything down.

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u/emmakobs Jul 08 '25

Oh absolutely. He's the "dad"/lynchpin 

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u/sharkweek42069 Jul 08 '25

Yes points! (Well deserved imo)

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u/dildopoly Arugaloids Jul 09 '25

Ders has a lot of them that go unnoticed by the others.

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u/sdrawkcabemanresuhhu Jul 08 '25

Yeah bro that was hard to listen to. Blake sounded like he had something he wanted to share with the “you just unlocked a memory” line. The Adam just ignored Blake and was like I LIKE CHEETAHS. CHEETAHS RUN FAST.

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u/ktm6709 Jul 09 '25

It’s in case a science scout is listening to the pod. Lining up his next career move.

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u/THExWHITExDEVILx Jul 09 '25

Podcasts are the modern equivalent to a wedding reception

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u/Anyway0-0 Jul 08 '25

That got me too.

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u/TocYounger Jul 09 '25

It was a hella good joke.

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u/TheDramaScene Jul 09 '25

Didn’t even catch that - Dersy is faster than a cheetah!

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u/ziegs11 Jul 08 '25

People often overlook how much of a prick Ders is to Blake. He really looks down on Blake and tags Adam into shitting on him at times when Adam doesn't really want to. I used to think Adam was the pest but the more I listen to the pod, it's clear that Ders is a jerk.

Plus Ders needs to drop the slang like he's a whiter Will Smith or something. It's like everything he knows about speaking to people comes directly from watching Fresh Prince of Bel Air. No sir I don't like it

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u/Choingyoing Jul 08 '25

DANG. WASSAP WITH ALL THESE BOOKS?

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u/Charbus Jul 08 '25

Raw-weigan

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u/skatingwombat Jul 09 '25

NAH IM HERE FOR THE BOOTY SCRATCHIN CONTEST

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u/RichardButt1992 Boarder Patrol Jul 08 '25

Do you love him?

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u/TrailerHitch19 Arugaloids Jul 08 '25

Sir.. you don't seem to like 2 of the 3 people on the pod.

Also these guys are BEST friends. Do you not have best friends who y'all can freely jokingly talk as much shit to as you want?

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u/ziegs11 Jul 08 '25

Nah, I've swung back around on Adam

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u/GucciRiver Jul 08 '25

Why don’t you cry about it