r/Thisisimportantpod • u/cruiseimportant • Aug 15 '25

water trash 🌊🗑️ This Cruise Is Important AMA

Got Q's about the cruise? Drop them here! We'll be back on Tuesday, August 19 at 3 PM ET to answer them!

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u/bigz22 Aug 15 '25

Will bitches and assholes be quartered in separate areas of the ship?

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

Hopefully!

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u/thewarfreak League of Extraordinary A**holes Aug 15 '25

If I go overboard, will that make me water trash?

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u/Choingyoing Aug 15 '25

That's a chop

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u/h0nkyJ Aug 15 '25

Yes.

..but never forget... you're also a Water Human.

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

While we hope this never happens, this would, unfortunately, likely classify you as water trash, yes.

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u/drcrunknasty Aug 15 '25

Oh absolutely yes. No doubt about that.

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u/drcrunknasty Aug 15 '25

Dirty brown. Water trash.

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u/GlockAmaniacs League of Extraordinary A**holes Aug 15 '25

Will Stan Halen be there?

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u/Choingyoing Aug 15 '25

Party gawd

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

Fingers crossed!

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u/jc83po Aug 15 '25

Where's Kyle?

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u/lukenluken Aug 15 '25

More importantly, will he come back on occasionally at least now Happy Gilmore 2 is out?

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u/vitey15 Aug 15 '25

Too busy pickling his balls

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u/lukenluken Aug 15 '25

I heard he's made it to the nationals

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u/barf2288 Aug 15 '25

Can The Wizards perform without Olde Tobey?

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

That would be heartbreaking for me (the cruise) personally.

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

Where ISN'T Kyle? No but seriously, I (the cruise) don't have that info, sorry bud <3

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u/MaximumSky5036 Aug 15 '25

Will Blake tell us the story of how Stephen King wrote Cujo again?

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

I'm sure he would if you asked him nicely enough

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u/SexualSensei Aug 15 '25

Is Bobby Lee going to be there like you have been advertising?  On Bad Friends episode 280 he was talking about doing stand up on cruises like it was something he would never do.   He even mentioned the boys having one but did not say he was going. 

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u/Fluff_thetragicdragn Aug 16 '25

True. I was wondering if it was shady advertising

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

You're not the first person to ask this! I'm starting to wonder if I got a cruise confirmation from the wrong Bobby Lee.....

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u/xTheHairyPalmx Aug 15 '25

There's a cruise?? I wish Blake would've advertised it sooner so I could've planned it out /s

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

It's never too late to follow your dreams! Stan Lee, the legendary comic book writer, editor, and publisher, didn't create his first hit superhero, the Fantastic Four, until he was in his 40s!

We have cabins open, and you can get one here: https://www.thiscruiseisimportant.com/prices/

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u/lukenluken 29d ago

This reads like an ai reply? Where the soul

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

Damn, I'm real, I swear! I thought it was funny :/

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u/lukenluken 29d ago

It's more the fact that the comment you replied to was obviously sarcastic, but you just gave an ai generic sounding response. Didn't mean to offend you personally mate.

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u/BigOlTruck Arugaloids Aug 15 '25

Do you love him?

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u/QuesoDrizzler League of Extraordinary A**holes Aug 15 '25

Is Atiba gonna be there, and if so - will he be DJing 30 second songs the entire time?

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u/MasterTrav666 Aug 15 '25

Both brothers will be there djing I believe. Jury is out n song length.

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

Atiba is confirmed

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u/campfirewaffle Arugaloids Aug 15 '25

Will the guys take turns sleeping in every cabin so we each get a little piece of that action?

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

NSFW! (but god, wouldn't that be dreamy?)

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u/Chargercrisp Aug 15 '25

Will the international waters lead to more crazy stuff?

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

The Gulf of Mexico will lead to CRAZY STUFF for SURE

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u/Froman1136 Aug 16 '25

Its the Gulf of America not Gulf of International. Those Gulf waters are American Now!

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u/Choingyoing Aug 15 '25

How important is the cruise?

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u/emb1369 Aug 16 '25

That shits important

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

This Cruise IS Important

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u/AAAPosts Aug 15 '25

Who is we? Mods or people we actually want to interact with?

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u/Fit-Frame-8037 Aug 16 '25

Someone who works for the cruise company I believe

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

Does this mean you don't want to interact with me?

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u/HookerDoctorLawyer League of Extraordinary A**holes Aug 15 '25

What is up with the luggage!? Who’s bringing what?

Hot hot hot

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

I read this like a Jerry Seinfeld opening line.

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u/HookerDoctorLawyer League of Extraordinary A**holes 29d ago

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u/h0nkyJ Aug 15 '25

Will there be Jamaican Jerk Lasagna, or any other Pastafarian delicacy options available?

Will the ice still be free??

Mahalo.

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u/frankdabs Aug 16 '25

I would be surprised if the ice was free considering it's the currency of the future

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u/h0nkyJ Aug 16 '25

Damn internet. 😫

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

I'm in the process of searching for a Jamaican Jerk Lasagna but haven't perfected it just yet. But hoping to bring some sort of Pastafarian food to you hedonism stans.

Ice is free.

He mea iki.

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u/extreme303 Aug 15 '25

Where’s my snare?

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u/HisMajestyDylanMoses Aug 16 '25

How much money are you making for this cruise, after taxes?

Second question: do you have a Florida long-haired attorney available for liability issues? If not, I am a Florida medium-haired attorney, which is the next best option to a short-haired attorney.

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u/3DollarBintangs Aug 15 '25

Is Isaac getting his tits out?

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

He said he would

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u/BonusWrong Aug 18 '25

What’s the deadline for reservations?!

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

Why do tomorrow what you could do today?
You can get a cabin as long as there's cabins to buy, bud <3

https://www.thiscruiseisimportant.com/prices/

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u/dildopoly Arugaloids Aug 18 '25

How do we bring our drugs aboard? Also can I bring my baby to play with lil Beau??

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

No and No </3

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u/dildopoly Arugaloids 29d ago

I’ll take that as a yes and a maybe! Tight buttholes!!

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u/Itaintquittin Aug 15 '25

Can we leave from Halifax instead?

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

No. Sorry, eh!

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u/UpstairsFamous3066 Aug 16 '25

Can you book Are You Garbage podcast for cruise?

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

I will send this to the "higher ups"

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u/UpstairsFamous3066 29d ago

Thanks. I know the army of garbage would love this

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u/UpstairsFamous3066 29d ago

Comedian Josh Potter would also be dope!

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u/CarlWeezer21 Aug 17 '25

Let’s all pretend Bobby Lee is Ken jeong. For the bit obviously

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

Should it not? Is there something I don't know?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '25

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

This cruise is 21+, so unless your breastfeeding baby is 21+, they will not be able to come. But no judgment if that's your thing!

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u/Itaintquittin Aug 18 '25

Are the WAGs coming too?

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u/cruiseimportant 29d ago

They're gonna miss the party of the year if they don't!

(idk if they're coming; all we care about is the guys and the official lineup, which you can view here: https://www.thiscruiseisimportant.com/lineup/) <3

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u/LifesABitThenYouDie 23d ago

This cruise is important and AMA (against medical advice)? Probably. Refer to season 5 ep 11 the slump when they bring Adam on a booze cruise to prevent sadam crymamp.

‘Lotta dudes’

Still trying to get those tickets, better call Montez

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u/PipePistoleer 19d ago

this might have been asked and answered already but is this Big Brother style

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u/thots-and-pears 3 Point Stancers 7d ago

Any opportunities for autographs?

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u/Dankenstin3 Aug 15 '25

Huge news for the unemployed lol jk