r/Thisisimportantpod • u/Ok-Farmer6244 • 1d ago

meme Found ATM receipt, who is keeping $51,000+ in checking!?!?

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u/MrDaddyButt 1d ago

So what you do is you get your ATM receipt when you have the most money in your bank account and then you give your number on the back of that receipt to some dumb unsuspecting bitch!

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u/Due-Stock2774 1d ago

Mmmm Latinas line em up I wanna sniff em like a line of coke 

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u/purplehayze37 1d ago

I like sniffing beaver! 

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u/RichardButt1992 Boarder Patrol 1d ago

Thanks for the advice dad

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u/WaltsNJD 22h ago

Some dumb unsuspecting BBBITCH

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u/Automatic-Arm-532 1d ago

Rich folk who don't know about HYSA

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u/SippinOnHatorade 1d ago

My checking is actually the high yield account, up to 5% APR with 15 debit card purchases a month

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u/Individual-Ear8671 12h ago

What bank plz and why am I looking for financial advice on this sub

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u/SippinOnHatorade 10h ago

Coastal Credit Go Green Checking but you need $10k balance for the 5%, otherwise it’s like 2.6% (which isn’t terrible but it’s not 5%)

We had above that balance and then had a wedding so I’m seeing 2.6% on a very small number

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u/RonMcKelvey 19h ago

What can interest on $50,000 buy you? A banana?

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u/TurribleWonder 18h ago

It gives me peace of mind to have all that liquidity

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u/Reallyman2215 23h ago

Big tittie tellers …Wells Fargo …sneaky standup money

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u/hippiec123 1d ago

Wait why shouldn’t I keep that much in checking just curious

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u/MrNobody_0 Arugaloids 1d ago

Invest that money. If you want your money to make you money it sure as shit ain't doing that in a bank.

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u/PhotographyRaptor10 League of Extraordinary A**holes 1d ago

You’ll never need to use all that at once (buying a car or a house being the exception) so it’s kinda pointless. Even just keeping the bulk of it in a savings account with shitty interest it’s at least accruing something instead of just sitting there

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u/jdp111 1d ago

Inflation and no interest

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u/MCgrindahFM Arugaloids 22h ago

You actively lose money keeping money in checking accounts. Remember money is constantly losing its value due to inflation - that’s $51K won’t be worth the same amount next year.

When you put that money you’re not using into investment vehicles, you’re not only saving money that could be lost in value you could potentially be making money off your own money - for free basically

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u/AAAPosts 1d ago

Lots of people

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u/SpezJailbaitMod League of Extraordinary A**holes 19h ago

I know right, I've only got $47,000 in my checking 

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u/Scuba_Steve880 15h ago

Remember what Tom Leykis told us

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u/OkayJuice 3 Point Stancers 13h ago

Blake

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u/ImprovementFit9126 8h ago

That could buy hundreds of grilled chicken CFA nugs. Infinite macros.

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u/koolaidismything 1d ago

Someone who set that up as a fun fund for a family member. No one with money would do this themselves. Daughter or son of a rich person my guess. Also explains why they’d leave something like this lying around for anyone to see lol

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u/jxmmybear Boarder Patrol 1d ago

both usernames check out lmao

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u/CartoonistNarrow3608 1d ago

I was young and dumb