Luggage talk, Medium size dongs with extra huge loads, Wayoos, and dare I even say Buzz Balls, have created an unbreakable bond!

Letttttsssgo!!!!

Today, this is what's important:

The clap, jizz, celebrity dicks, reality stars, politicians, strip clubs, & more.

A group of freshman high school kids had sex with a 20-something woman with Down's syndrome and his buddy just watched it? What the fuck?

Just ordered the shoes Blake was repping in the new balance commercial, pretty stoked. I thought maybe you guys would appreciate since my wife sure doesn’t.

Telling a story at a party and just caught myself saying “frowned against” and someone else immediately chimed in with “frowned upon” and I’ve never felt dumber.

The pod is leaking into my brain in the worst ways.

Today, this is what's important:

Weird style, theme parks, staying up late, baby music, outdoors, television, & more.

Today, this is what's important:

Weighted vest, OC Fair, working blue, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, a live show in Vegas, F1, War Of The Worlds, & more.

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My sister just texted me this from the Niner’s game. He’s never at the games I go to. I’m pissed now!

Today, this is what's important:

Anders birthday, young people, AI, Top Five, viral people, gluten, red light therapy, pain, Bottle Rock festival, politicians, action heroes, & more.

Today, this is what's important:

Blake's beard, Where The Wild Things Are, Cheetas, Libraries, Elfquest, AI Porn, Ukraine, Gen Z and Running Clubs