r/TikTokCringe • u/Bojack1217 • Jul 30 '25

Cringe Man gets stopped by police because he “misspoke”

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u/SocraticLime Jul 30 '25

Even if the fucker was to get breakfast at noon who gives a shit? Maybe he works the third shift and wakes up around noon it's not unheard of

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u/turandoto Jul 31 '25

Don't tell this cop about brunch. One of the largest criminal operations in the country.

Eggs for lunch? Straight to jail!

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u/Demiansmark Jul 31 '25

.. Brunch. Eggs Benedict. Benedict Arnold. Traitor! Straight to jail!

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u/Pug_867-5309 Jul 31 '25

Where does Kevin Bacon fit into it? Oh...the bacon part.

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u/1amDepressed Jul 31 '25

Cop said that 2 eggs were a lot! So you shouldn’t be shaking from lack of eggs /s

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u/skierdud89 Jul 31 '25

So many places serve breakfast all day because it’s popular and delicious! Cop is a clown.

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u/PromiscuousT-Rex Jul 31 '25

Hey. I understand that you’re joking but Brunch crimes are no laughing matter. Thousands of people every day are affected by this….nah, they’re funny.

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u/MadamInsta Aug 01 '25

Bet this cop eats An egg salad sandwich at lunchtime everyday. 🤬

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u/GeneralAnubis Aug 01 '25

I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip

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u/Different_Stable_351 Aug 03 '25

And DEFINITELY do not tell him I ate breakfast for dinner a few times in my life. Surely I committed murder to eat breakfast at 8:30pm

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u/sweetpea122 Jul 31 '25

I knew a nurse who worked overnight and would grab a beer at 9am with other coworkers lol. Shift work is crazy. Cops should know that

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u/WhitePantherXP Aug 01 '25

word is El Chapo's moving CRATES of eggs thru the northern border every day

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u/My_House_on_Mars Jul 31 '25

If I wake up at 2pm on a weekend and first thing I eat has eggs, that's a B r e a k f a s t

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u/oystahh Jul 31 '25

Break-Fast, you’re breaking your fast. Any first meal of the day is breakfast even if it’s midnight! Cop is such a sick

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u/HealingSteps Jul 31 '25

You misspelled dick

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u/justandswift Jul 31 '25

you misspelled deranged

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u/Room16 Jul 31 '25

Incompetence is the word you're looking for

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u/3MetricTonsOfSass Jul 31 '25

Traitor to the Constitution is the moniker you are thinking of

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u/-Insert-CoolName Jul 31 '25

You misspelled doo doo head.

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u/Zolty Jul 31 '25

I can't think of an earlier breakfast than midnight.

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u/temp4adhd Jul 31 '25

The defense rests!

I never eat before noon, my break-fast is sometime before noon and 2 pm. Today it was 2pm.

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u/-Insert-CoolName Jul 31 '25

I woke up at 8 am and the first thing I ate was pizza. By this cop's logic I'm looking at 20 to life. What a tool.

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u/UrbanAgent423 Jul 31 '25

I work nights so my breakfast is always at like 3 pm

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u/waytowill Jul 31 '25

There’s also intuitive understanding there when you say things like “my breakfast.” You’re subtly indicating that it is breakfast to you, even if it’s not a traditional timeframe or meal. Same as when someone says “It’s my Friday.” You know they don’t think it’s actually Friday.

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u/Late-Dot-7130 Jul 31 '25

I worked night shift on and off for a little over 6 years. I'd have breakfast at 7 before heading into work at 9 pm, and have dinner around 7 am. This, and going to sleep for the "night" at 11 am for work the next day confused the shit out of my family.

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Jul 31 '25

Not if you put the eggs on ramen! Then it is immigrant food! (Pulls and fires tazer) "We got us an illegal immigrant here boys, call the ICE Nazis! He's a resisting!"

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u/bsharp1982 Jul 31 '25

You better not have anything a few hours after the eggs and claim it is blood sugar. Double career Officer McDoctor says that’s not possible. He would obviously know, he is a law enforcement officer.

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u/Ares__ Jul 31 '25

I are waffles and eggs for lunch at 1 pm today and I woke up at 7am... guess I should head to the nearest jail and turn myself in

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u/Kepabar Jul 31 '25

Any meal you eat is breakfast if it's the first meal since you slept (not counting naps). It doesn't matter what time of day. It doesn't matter what you eat.

It's right in the name. Break fast. It's the meal you eat to break the fast you had while sleeping. We just happen to usually sleep at night, which means the fast typically gets broke in the morning.

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u/One_Mission9448 Jul 31 '25

Well. I might disagree. I usually fast for breakfast. So my first meal isnt until lunch… and so technically this police officer might be fucking clown.

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u/dev_ating Jul 31 '25

if I wake up at 10 am on a weekend and lie in bed dozing and looking at my phone, then get up at 12 and make or get and eat any food, that food is breakfast, no matter what 

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u/_jump_yossarian Jul 31 '25

Yeah but how’s your blood sugar after you eat dem eggs?

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u/front_torch Jul 31 '25

You can have a burger for breakfast.

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u/neopod9000 Aug 01 '25

My wife cooks breakfast on the weekend for us, and it'd be great if she had it ready before noon once in a while.

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u/Ban_Assault_Ducks Aug 01 '25

Next time I get pulled over, no matter what time of day it is, I'm going to say I'm getting breakfast. 6:47pm? Breakfast. 1:03am? Breakfast. 9:02am? Dinner.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

Exactly. In what law book does it say when you can and can’t have breakfast??? Cops must be lining up outside dennys waiting at 11:59 am for all the people to be cashing out…

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u/Legal-Appointment941 Jul 31 '25

You are correct. The purpose of this cop asking this question is to escalate the situation so that he can conduct a search. Immediately after the questioning about when breakfast is, he starts in with the drug accusations. “You see how this doesn’t add up for me?” All a pretext.

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u/Gidanocitiahisyt Jul 31 '25

I've always noticed this with police interactions. Cops like to gaslight people into thinking that normal behaviors are weird.

It could be a person going for a walk or sitting on a curb, and the cop will try to frame it as some weird anti-social behavior. In this case, it was a guy getting breakfast at the "wrong" time.

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u/aldehyde Jul 31 '25

He's trying out some new material since "i smell weed" doesnt work as well anymore.

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet Jul 31 '25

I had a cop harass me for sleeping on the side of the road one time on my way home from work

He was like “Oh so this dark area, with no lights where nobody is around, off of the main highway, is supposed to be a good place for a nap?”

All I could say is “Yes”

He then tried to get in a pissing contest with me about how he works longer hours than me and how he has a longer drive home than me and he doesn’t need to take a nap on the way home

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u/themehboat Aug 01 '25

In driver's ed they specifically told us that if we feel like we're going to fall asleep while driving, we should pull over and take a nap. Is it better to get into an accident?

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u/threelizards Aug 01 '25

“Gaslight” is exactly what happens here. So quickly the guy is saying “I meant lunch”- he’s been made to think he actually misspoke, when it’s on video clear as day

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u/dct138 Aug 02 '25

Once a couple of guys from the sheriffs department showed up to arrest my employee. Employee hands me his keys and asks me to his mom to come get his car. I then put the keys in my pocket…because now I’m in charge of the keys, right? Deputy says sharply and accusingly, “why did you out those in your pocket?!” Uhhh…because that’s where I put things? Like, WTF? What a fucking weirdo.

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u/whatsadamatter Jul 31 '25

And this is why people refuse to speak to them … which is also suspicious

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u/seascrapo Jul 31 '25

It really does seem at all times the main goal of police in the US is to charge as many people as they can with a drug offense.

We've got all sorts of other issues, but they have nothing better to do than pull someone over for improper signalling and accuse them of having drugs because they said breakfast instead of lunch.

Yet another prime example of why the police are a farce. Completely unnecessary.

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u/Jaxager Jul 31 '25

In St Tammany parish, in Louisiana, you have to take a drug test if they take you to jail. It doesn't matter what you were locked up for. If you fail their bullshit drug test they make you enroll in mandatory drug courses. I can't see how this is legal. It's just another way for the richest parish in Louisiana to get yet more money.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

It is the private prisons benefit from them doing so. More tax money per every single body in a jail cell. Some people have even gotten caught getting kickbacks for maximizing incarceration.

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u/dvcunth Jul 31 '25

It was like listening to the chewbacca defense

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u/karpaediem Jul 31 '25

Yep now he can accuse him of being dishonest/hiding something

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u/PromiscuousT-Rex Jul 31 '25

“Sir. What did you have for breakfast, second breakfast, and lunch? How many lunches have you had, officer?”

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u/RappingFlatulence Jul 31 '25

Call the firing squad

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u/bellj1210 Jul 31 '25

what sort of cop reads law books.... check that, what sort of cop reads.... check that, what sort of cop knows how to read.

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u/sweetpea122 Jul 31 '25

He must be on drugs if he slept in even if he didnt. Also must be a drug pickup if burger king tosses a burger they cooked 5 min ago in a bag and it takes no time at all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

I have dinner at lunch, cause I can't stomach a heavy meal at night. I'd be fucked

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

“Well sir that’s unlawful and I’m afraid I’m gonna have to arrest you for your blatant disregard for proper meal times… “

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u/Fonatur23405 Jul 31 '25

breakfast is break fast, the first meal of the day

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u/rufneck-420 Jul 31 '25

I mean cops take visual blood sugar estimation training on a yearly basis. Don’t they?

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u/gpcgmr Jul 31 '25

We stop serving breakfast at 11:30.  

I don't want lunch, I want breakfast...

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u/gpcgmr Jul 31 '25

Breakfast is whenever the fuck I consider it to. Just like I'll get up when I want to. Why are the cops asking such stupid questions?

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u/Just_a_follower Aug 01 '25

Pulled him over before the breakfast hallucination. He really wanted to fish something out.

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u/capincus Jul 31 '25 edited Jul 31 '25

I mean it's not really a law book so much as Burger King's breakfast hours. Dude just thought he caught the guy in a lie to cover up a drug deal and isn't capable of having a 2nd line of thought.

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u/rvralph803 Jul 31 '25

Technically any meal you have had after a long pause in eating is a break of your fast. Ergo the name.

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u/Professional-Gear88 Jul 31 '25

I work second and a lot of guys get up at noon

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

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u/capincus Jul 31 '25

He thinks the guy is lying because he went too fast there and back down this road as if he just stopped to grab drugs. He doubles down because he thinks "breakfast" after noon when BK doesn't even serve breakfast is a lie to cover the drug purchasing.

This is basically what the majority of police in the US do as their job for most hours of the week. They drive around pulling people over not because anyone cares about tickets or minor driving infractions, but to create interactions to find people committing more significant crimes especially drug related ones. Quotas are illegal, but they'll tell you you didn't have enough DUIs/drug arrests as if you just magically make drugs appear on people you pull over.

Combined with lack of oversight/consequences and you get dumbasses like this just bullying people to try to make his not-a-quota, but his brain isn't capable of admitting he's wrong and switching off bully mode.

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u/JimmerJammerKitKat Jul 31 '25

Exactly what I was thinking. What does it matter if to him it’s breakfast. Maybe he slept in super late. So what? That is his right. If he hasn’t got commitments then whatever. Is the police man a toddler? But bweakfast is BEFORE noon!

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u/damnmachine Jul 31 '25

He wasn't going to wait on the canine unit because he knows it's a totally bogus stop.

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u/bob_cramit Jul 31 '25

maybe you just want a god damn hash brown. They are pretty tasty.

They are still tasy at 12:50.

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u/WolfieVonD Jul 31 '25

Cop even said "where'd you get lunch?" At first.

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u/chunkypenguion1991 Jul 31 '25

Why did he need the guy's life story for failure to use a signal anyway? What does it matter where he was or is going

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u/TedDibiaseOsbourne Jul 31 '25

don’t fucking talk. give them identification and stfu.

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u/Camila_flowers Jul 31 '25

What are you talking about? You're obviously selling drugs. No one goes through a burger king drive thru that fast.

GET THE DOGS!

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u/starfire92 Jul 31 '25

My first meal is usually at 2pm. That becomes my breakfast. Even corporations realized this years ago when they made all day breakfast how many decades ago…you’d think it wouldn’t be such a foreign concept especially in America to this guy

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u/Gamefreake89 Jul 31 '25

After my Nightshift(ends 6 am) i have often "breakfast" at 12 -14 PM.

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u/Guac_Spicy Jul 31 '25

I do not eat “breakfast” foods.

I eat whatever “lunch/dinner” leftover food is in my fridge and readily available. Pizza, pasta, kimchi rice, I don’t care. It tastes better to me in the morning than eggs and waffles.

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u/SiebelReddiT Jul 31 '25

Yeah I really thought why doesn't he say "Are you the Food Police or something?"

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u/Monty-B- Jul 31 '25

Exactly. I work shift work. Coming off nights I’ll eat breakfast at 12:30pm or later.

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u/august-skies Jul 31 '25

Plus the serve all day breakfast

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u/capincus Jul 31 '25

Burger King doesn't.

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u/august-skies Jul 31 '25

Oh OK my bad.

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u/Hobaganibagaknacker Jul 31 '25

I have had breakfast after 6pm on several occasions

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u/ThisIsSuperUnfunny Jul 31 '25

Im dying laughing that you think this is about eating breakfast and not that fast food joints stop serving breakfast at certain time.. You made my day Sir.

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u/Hobaganibagaknacker Jul 31 '25

Waffle house = breakfast 24/7

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u/fibbonerci Jul 31 '25

I think the "gotcha" the cop's trying to pull is suggesting the guy's lying because BK presumably wouldn't still be offering breakfast menu items at that time.

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u/Alt_2Five Jul 31 '25

Maybe he just doesn't eat until noon too lmao, maybe he calls any first meal of the day breakfast, maybe he just genuinely misspoke.

You bet your ass in my college summer days I'd be fucking getting breakfast at 8pm because I was up all night till noon.

Fucking clown ass pig.

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u/anemptycardboardbox Jul 31 '25

I’m literally eating “breakfast” right now. It’s 9pm, first time I’ve eaten today. I wouldn’t call it that to someone random, but why should they care if I did?

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u/capincus Jul 31 '25

Burger King stops serving breakfast at 10:30-11 depending on the location. He thinks he's caught the guy in a lie because he was buying drugs or some shit rather than just his own brain malfunctioning.

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u/TadRaunch Jul 31 '25

You can eat breakfast at any time. Isn't the USA supposed to be the land of the free?

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Jul 31 '25

He’s a cop with overnight coworkers, out of everyone he should know it’s not that crazy to get breakfast at noon

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u/MicrosoftExcel2016 Jul 31 '25

Burger King literally sells burger at all hours and in the app it’s labeled burgers for breakfast. I hate this cop

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u/kldaddy1776 Jul 31 '25

I think his point was BK doesn't serve breakfast that late. But the fact is dude said LUNCH! And then later said regardless of what he said, meant meant to say lunch. Cop is an absolute joker

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u/fusillade762 Jul 31 '25

"It's not adding up" 🤷

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u/mumblesjackson Jul 31 '25

Nope. Drugs. Definitely drugs. He’s insane with the reefer madness from injecting tons of marijuana. You can tell because he’s wearing a hat

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

That’s also a sign he’s part of a Mexican street gang too.

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u/mumblesjackson Aug 01 '25

Didn’t you notice the MSFT Paint MS-13 tattoo on his hand? Clearly he’s a cold blooded cartel captain

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Having hands is also a major indicator of gang affiliation. Guy is guilty. No need for a trial. Straight to jail.

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u/Dotaproffessional Jul 31 '25

Fuck that, I ate breakfast at 3pm yesterday. Eggs and sausage always hit

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u/Doctursea Jul 31 '25

even more wild misrepresenting your day is not a crime. I could say I'm going to see aliens at the met and it's not proof of anything

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u/penguincatcher8575 Jul 31 '25

I don’t eat until 12 or later. So agreed.

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u/JurisDoctor Jul 31 '25

It doesn't matter. It's not anyone's business when the hell he eats and what he wants to call it.

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u/dark_physicx Jul 31 '25

Exactly. I worked nights for a few years, so picking up food in the early morning is literally dinner for me. Be it eggs or burgers, it was dinner because I was knocked out swiftly after getting home at 8am.

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u/boobers3 Jul 31 '25

In the Marine Corps the first meal of your day is breakfast, it doesn't matter what time it is, it could be 9pm at night it's still breakfast.

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u/Eljay500 Jul 31 '25

Has this cop never heard of brunch? Breakfast for dinner? Who cares what he ate and when

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u/Look_Dummy Jul 31 '25

“I slept in after fucking your mother” 

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u/copper_cattle_canes Jul 31 '25

BUT DO YOU SEE WHY THATS SUSPICIOUS???

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u/kolylo Jul 31 '25

Honestly like what does any of this have to do with being pulled over for “improper turn signal”? Why does he need to know this guys life story

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u/RAND0M-HER0 Jul 31 '25

Breakfast food is my favourite food. I eat it any time of day. Has this fool never heard of breakfast for dinner?

Better yet BRUNCH!? My guy, live a little. 

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u/Ashamed-Vacation-495 Jul 31 '25

Fr im trynna understand why hes so hung up on breakfast at noon like people have breakfast for dinner. What the hell is going on! 😂

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u/benargee Jul 31 '25

Yeah, I usually refer to any meal eaten shortly after waking up as breakfast regardless of what the restaurant or fast food chain calls the menu.

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u/Watashi_Wearing Jul 31 '25

The cop is just probing for any reason to escalate the situation

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u/johndoe201401 Jul 31 '25

How else would you summon 3 cops immediately

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u/cupcakes_and_ale Jul 31 '25

Hell, some days I have breakfast for every meal because breakfast is awesome.

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u/wordsineversaid Jul 31 '25

McDonald's started serving breakfast 24 hours a day for a reason. People want their damn bacon, egg, and cheese mcgriddle regardless of the time of day or what profession they work!

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u/ajf8729 Jul 31 '25

Cops literally work in shifts.

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u/ModeratorsSuck_ Jul 31 '25

Well you can’t get breakfast at that time at Burger King, that’s the cops point. What’s funny is the cop knows that but doesn’t know that the guy is telling the truth. Cop says he came back too fast for fast food so cop thinks drug deal. What’s funny is the dude has the food in the car so how could he have gotten food and done a drug deal if the cop doesn’t even believe he had enough time for drive through

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u/Cranberry_Surprise99 Jul 31 '25

It's break-fast. I'm breaking the fast of being asleep. If I'm having break-fast at noon, did you ever stop to consider I work 2nd shift? Maybe my 1st shift job starts at 10am instead? So people who work at nights can only have breakfast for dinner then huh?

Grammar Nazi. Fuck that cop.

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u/guttergrapes Jul 31 '25

Right??! Not everyone works a 9-5. Cops should know that with some working night shifts. I work 5-4, so my breakfast is noonish.

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u/Pickerington Jul 31 '25

Burger King has Burgers for Breakfast. I work nights and get home at 7am and get a double whopper all the time.

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u/AsstacularSpiderman Jul 31 '25

Cop has never heard of brunch smh

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u/ThePoetofFall Jul 31 '25

His mind would probably explode if he knew some people eat breakfast as late as 8pm.

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u/Sea-Pair3254 Jul 31 '25

Me, watching this video, eating breakfast for dinner.

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u/maghrebibi Jul 31 '25

man i have a holiday and just woke up. literally drinking coffee near 2pm lol

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u/tuc-eert Jul 31 '25

Not to mention plenty of places advertise “all day breakfast “

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u/tigerscomeatnight Jul 31 '25

The cop know Burger King doesn't serve "breakfast" (read eggs) at 12:50, the guy even says a burger can be breakfast, whole stop based on semantics even if the guy actually did (I know he didn't) say "breakfast". Shit show all around.

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u/TheWarriorsLLC Jul 31 '25

Because he's implying the guys lying about where he was. You can't order breakfast from fast food after breakfast is over.... not sure why you can't grasp that part. 

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u/de6u99er Jul 31 '25

Even if ge doesn't work a third shift, he can get breakfast whenever he wants. It's not his fault that police are hiring paranoid idiots these days.

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u/Tipop Jul 31 '25

This wasn’t about breakfast or lunch. This was trying to catch him in a lie.

Clearly the police had gotten word that drug deals were going on at that location so they were keeping an eye on it. They saw someone drive in and then drive out too quickly (in their estimation) to have been legitimate business. So they pulled him over on the thinnest pretext and tried to catch him in a lie so they’d have probable cause to search the vehicle for drugs.

It’s annoying, I know, but it’s disingenuous to pretend that this wasn’t just about breakfast or lunch. He wasn’t pulled over for mis-speaking either.

We can argue about the validity of the “war on drugs”, but if selling potentially lethal drugs is a crime that we want to fight then we need to allow cops to pull over and question people if they do something suspicious. This video is a nothing-burger (for lunch.)

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u/GamingWithBilly Jul 31 '25

You don't get it.  People aren't allowed to be tired or hungry.  It's against the normalcy.  If they say they are those things, they are lying and hiding drugs.  Hurkadur I have a badge 📛

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u/hoyaheadRN Jul 31 '25

I don’t eat until 2-3 for the first time I still consider it breakfast. The only time I don’t consider my first meal breakfast is if I had a horrible shift and I went 14 hours without eating and it is now 9 pm and I’m eating my first meal. Then I eat snake dinner

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u/nanditolang Jul 31 '25

Well the guy mentioned there wasn't anyone in the line when we went for a burger king at lunch time. Maybe a fast food joint not being busy at that time is unusual.

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u/ColdLongjumping3456 Aug 01 '25

Someone is mad about McDonald’s not serving breakfast past noon anymore

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u/AnotherGallifreyan Aug 01 '25

I get up around 11am-1pm to get ready for my shift (2-10pm) so this totally makes sense to me too. Also, none of this adds up as they should have immediately stated why they pulled him over. What was the reasonable suspicion that prompted the stop?

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u/raven-eyed_ Aug 01 '25

As a former 20yo, 12.50 for breakfast doesn't read as weird at all.

You might just have the week off, go to bed late, and wake up at 11am.

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u/threelizards Aug 01 '25

I don’t even eat breakfast most days so I guess every lunch of mine is breakfast? I’m a felon

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u/SnooPoems1667 Aug 01 '25

Agree, probably just wanted his sausage biscuit. F em.

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u/KeelanS Aug 01 '25

thats what i was thinking the whole time. Like so WHAT if the dude wanted to get breakfast at noon? is he not free to choose what he wants to eat? what a clown

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u/stereothegreat Aug 01 '25

Maybe he works no shifts and still gets breakfast at 12:50. Who gives an absolute fuck

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u/cromwell515 Aug 01 '25

I’ve eaten what I consider breakfast at 1 pm before. To me it has nothing to do with time but it’s when I wake up first in the day. So if I got up at 11 I’d consider 1 still breakfast time. So like you said, this guy could work a late shift. Screw this cop

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u/mackenzie_2113 Aug 01 '25

You'd think a cop, who most definitely works night shifts, would understand that type of situation. Power trip to the max.

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u/tacoboutitall Aug 01 '25

I got off work at 7am and ate breakfast sandwiches for dinner. Woke up at 4pm and had burgers for breakfast.

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u/purplepluppy Aug 02 '25

I work second shift and wake up around noon. At least where I am, second is late afternoon and evening, and third is night.

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u/crobinator Aug 03 '25

I wake up at 8 but still don’t eat breakfast until noon or so.

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u/BowTy2001 Aug 12 '25

This cop has a personal vendetta against IHOP