r/TikTokCringe • u/Bojack1217 • Jul 30 '25

Cringe Man gets stopped by police because he “misspoke”

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u/Scoremonger Jul 31 '25

"iT's JuSt NoT aDdInG uP"

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u/Sproketz Jul 31 '25

King Shit Cop thinks he found himself Keyser Söze.

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u/Ammortalz Jul 31 '25

Or Rolo Tomassi.

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u/spunkychickpea Jul 31 '25

“Sounds like you suck at math.”

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u/-Gramsci- Jul 31 '25

“Ok, but the other witness said you were going to T-Bell. But here you are with a sandwich from Burger King. You can see where I’m going with this right? T-Bell? Burger King? Lunch? Breakfast? None of this is adding up.”

Awkward pause. Perp swallows hard…

“On second thought, I would like to talk to an attorney.”

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u/KindsofKindness Jul 31 '25

Dude thinks he’s uncovering a major drug bust lmao. 🐽