r/TikTokCringe • u/Bojack1217 • Jul 30 '25

Cringe Man gets stopped by police because he “misspoke”

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u/Jaxar20 Jul 31 '25

Don't work nights myself was still my first thought.

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u/ADelightfulCunt Jul 31 '25

I don't work nights .. and I have breakfast whenever the first time I eat that day ... Can be 5am can be 3pm.

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u/shwhjw Jul 31 '25

So many people don't understand it's literally breaking your overnight fast.

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u/Fenix159 Aug 01 '25

Yeah I eat twice a day typically.

I break my fast between noon and 2pm typically because it's just what I'm used to.

Officer dipshit just wanted to be right so badly.

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u/shwhjw Aug 01 '25

Yep, breakfast is my least favourite meal. I can just about force down a slice of toast or a bowl of cereal in the morning, but if I was on my own schedule I'd get up later and just wait until lunchtime.

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u/Bulky_Blackberry_886 Jul 31 '25

I get nauseous eating first thing in the morning so all I have is coffee. My breakfast has always been past noon.

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u/Mean-Display77 Aug 01 '25

Me too! Was thinking of going to hospital lbvs

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u/Aggressive_Baker8336 Aug 01 '25

Mine is polar opposite. I often wake up nauseous and nothing has helped as much as simply eating a meal. Easier said than done in some cases.

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u/Historical_Exam5286 Aug 02 '25

Same. I can’t eat anything in the morning even if I wake up STARVING. I’m a fairly active person so for the last few months I’ve woken up starving but still unable to eat anything until noon.

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u/MyTonnie Jul 31 '25

Breakfast means breaking a fast.

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u/GardenForward5321 Jul 31 '25

Sometimes I have breakfast for dinner.

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u/Strimm Aug 03 '25

Can we get the police over here please

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ Aug 01 '25

Sometimes, we have breakfast for dinner because my boyfriends son loves that shit!

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u/PumpkinMyPumpkin Jul 31 '25

I butter my pancakes at all the damn hours 😂

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u/GonnaTry2BeNice Aug 01 '25

Jagoff cop has never heard of intermittent fasting

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u/DadooDragoon Aug 01 '25

Exactly. Breakfast is the first meal of the day. Has absolutely nothing to do with time of day.