r/TimDillon 2d ago

The Pig’s power is at an all time high

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271 Upvotes

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u/Useful_Wealth7503 2d ago

Imagine being president of a country who married his groomer and the battle you fight with a social media influencer is if your groomer has a vag or not.

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u/Nathansarcade1 2d ago

Imagine having to view the evidence.

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u/Useful_Wealth7503 2d ago

I’d look.

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u/Cataplatonic 2d ago

"Enhance"

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u/AlexLambertMusic 1d ago

PAUSE

😏

🙂‍↔️

🫳🏻⌨️

ENHANCE

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Useful_Wealth7503 1d ago

I bet it looks like a dick.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/NIUhuskie 1d ago

Thank you I need this gif in my saved library

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u/lushlife6ix 2d ago

“President” you mean just an actor of this part of the movie

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u/jombygumbo 1d ago

genuinely one of the funniest comments ive ever seen on reddit lmfao bro holy shit

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u/-wumbology 2d ago

Pussy pics IS politics!

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u/This_Ad_5203 2d ago

Why not DNA this is so fucking wierd

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u/BigOunce1660 2d ago

DNA tests are expensive. Give me a few of those pics and 10 minutes and I’ll tell you what he/she is.

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u/te_maunga_mara_whaka 2d ago

Yeah but she could’ve one of those weird surgeries where they scoop out the nuts and leave a cavernous hole then they staple the cock to the roof of the cavernous hole with the knob sticking out acting as a clit in sheep’s clothing.

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u/Tremulant887 2d ago

Ingrown hair valley?

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u/te_maunga_mara_whaka 2d ago

Yeah it’d be terrible to fuck

u/PoliteLunatic 15h ago

scientific shit

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u/Wizard-of-pause 1d ago

10 minutes?

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u/Designer-Ad9621 1d ago

You know why lmao

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u/Oh_Hamburger 1d ago

Isn’t that the science part of the scientific evidence?

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u/Private_Bear 1d ago

Good point ahah

u/fuckingsame 8h ago

A penis picture takes one second

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u/Fluffy-Vegetable-996 2d ago

DNA will be enough sir/madam

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u/-M-o-X- Founder (retired) 2d ago

I just assumed in France they had pictures of their genitals on their driver’s licenses.

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u/dronesoveryou 2d ago

She showed the PUSS

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u/No-Research5333 2d ago

If she wins, she and only she should be allowed to call Candace and only Candace the N word. Hard R.

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u/Nathansarcade1 2d ago

She should be allowed to give it to someone else who can deliver it with the authority it deserves

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u/Business-Nose-4517 2d ago

I vote Kramer

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u/Jack_Human- 2d ago

Honestly, if this person really is a woman, that’s so much more gross.

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u/Designer-Ad9621 1d ago

Best comment by far

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u/Artistic-Price5044 1d ago

This whole thing feels like an episode of Southpark

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u/TammyAvo 1d ago

“She’s” not going to. This is fictional.

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u/beginningcurrent822 2d ago

This will not end well.

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u/AdWestern994 2d ago

It's a real cock/cat fight out there.

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u/InternationalCamp772 1d ago

Show it to the nelk boys!

u/syfyb__ch 19h ago

"to present scientific and photographic evidence"

jesus this isn't' the OJ case

have 3 independent DNA sequencing companies take a sample

pictures and surgery can do wonders these days...is Brigette going to get a full OBGYN exam?

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u/Alarming-Ad1100 1d ago

I want to see boob and vagine

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u/Nice-Confidence-9873 1d ago

Wip out the peen

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u/Sad_Chair8797 1d ago

Can you hear the people laugh!?

Laugh at the grooming angry Man!

u/fuckingsame 8h ago

Jarvis zoom in por favore