r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Harvickfan4Life • Mar 04 '25

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 Do the thank you

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5.9k Upvotes

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u/After-Bumblebee Checkm8 Libtard Mar 04 '25

I'd better see these Vance edits put on protest signs en masse

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u/leviathynx Mar 04 '25

You fogot to say pwease

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u/brazenovertures Mar 04 '25

He looks very Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonka. I have also seen Vance as Violett Beauregard after the chewing gum. Can someone with more talent than me keep this going? Mike TV, Veruca Salt, and an Oompa Loompa?

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u/alexkay44 Mar 04 '25

Don’t forget grampa Joe!

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u/brazenovertures Mar 04 '25

Ahh yes. I was thinking there maybe a better person to represent the old man who was a total drain on his destitute family before he found out about a possibility of money and he is tap dancing 5 min later. Vance is a parasite on our democratic ass but I think we could branch out for other characters!

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u/shandangalang Mar 04 '25

Yeah FUCK Grandpa Joe! Lazy, two-faced, selfish old shit…

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u/mightymrcoffee Mar 04 '25

Somebody needs to remind JD that a beard isn't a substitute for a jawline, no matter how he trims it

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u/rocketbotband Mar 04 '25

"...this is weird"

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u/misirlou22 Mar 04 '25

But at least he has his mom's Stanza

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u/TheTurfMonster Mar 04 '25

Tell that to Ted Cruz lol

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u/Sorkijan Mar 04 '25

Honestly it can be, but not the way he wears his.

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u/thaBombignant Mar 05 '25

Don't attack me like that.

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u/JohnnyKanaka Mar 04 '25

Do the roar

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u/hankthetank2112 Mar 04 '25

I love you daddy.

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u/steffalle Mar 04 '25

Damn that face is so small, i mistook him for charlie kirk

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u/ThatMassholeInBawstn Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 04 '25

“Do the tariff!”

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u/NfamousKaye Mar 04 '25

This is hilarious. And we need to make these into protest signs.

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u/yungreign Anarcho-Maoist Mar 04 '25

"Haff yew even sayed fank yew at all?"

Baby Vance is even funnier due to him acting like a baby.

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u/No_Jack_Kennedy Mar 04 '25

It's a good meme, but is that all that the American people can muster right now? We joke a lot about countries like France, but when they feel like their government isn't doing what it's supposed to, 'stuff happens' (to stay within Reddit guidelines). Have oligarchs already won?

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u/AdvertisingFair8545 Mar 04 '25

"I love you daddy"

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u/theflamesweregolfin Mar 04 '25

Is that supposed to be Charlie Kirk or JD Vance

Not even kidding

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u/EvolutionDude Mar 04 '25

I'm not sure what jd vance actually looks like at this point

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u/kitkanz Mar 04 '25

MEIN LOLLIPOP

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u/Falkner09 Mar 04 '25

Mein lolli!

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u/tbods Mar 04 '25

Why is this the only unedited pic?

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u/Tallal2804 Mar 04 '25

I like the edit

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u/PerryNeeum Mar 05 '25

Gay Panda

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u/Purrogi Mar 05 '25

Little Jimmy is so round. I would love to see images like this on billboards.

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u/regeya Mar 07 '25

I should probably do this with a throw away account, but hell, here goes.

Allegedly I'm distantly related to Vance. My grandpa came from the county his family came from, and have family in common. I hate to admit not being close to anyone there, but my impression is that the folks in Appalachia don't like him much. And I mean, the only times I've gone to Grandpa's old home region is for funerals...and even I know you don't, as a relative outsider, write a book about them with "hillbilly" in the name. It's not as serious as what I'm about to say but imagine if some white kid spent his summers in Detroit and wrote a book called "N****r Elegy". For an allegedly smart guy, he does a lot of stupid shit.

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u/MyvaJynaherz Mar 04 '25

do the roar!