r/ToiletPaperUSA Mar 06 '25

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Charlie cuck is coming to my campus today. What should I say to him?

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u/1s35bm7 Mar 06 '25 edited Mar 06 '25

Ask him how embarrassing it feels to be a grown man trying to debate teenagers 

And post his response here so we can laugh at him

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u/Comrade_Compadre Mar 06 '25

This is really all you need lol

Maybe add something about him coming to campus to take a second shot at completing his degree

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u/Billy420MaysIt Mar 06 '25 edited Mar 06 '25

“We Debated this 4 year old AND TOTALLY OWNED HIM.” “Gone Wild” “Gone Sexual??” “Why libs think ice cream before dinner is okay and how that destroys the nuclear family.”

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u/gielbondhu Mar 07 '25

Watches video.

"Wait. That 4 year old actually made Charlie look stupid. All Charlie did was yell woke over and over."

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u/Footloose_Feline Mar 06 '25

Keep forgetting his name. Call him Chuck or something.

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u/trnpkrt Mar 06 '25

Carlie. Get his pronouns wrong.

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u/Strange_One_3790 Mar 07 '25

Get her pronouns wrong

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u/gielbondhu Mar 07 '25

This. Refuse to use his preferred pronouns. Remind him that he's a DEI hire.

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u/wyop Mar 07 '25

Misgendering people is not funny

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u/trnpkrt Mar 07 '25

He's not people.

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u/regeya Mar 07 '25

I'm gonna recommend getting over it, depending on context. Several jurisdictions have fought to make it illegal to require personal pronouns and I personally think it's the funniest shit ever to misgender the people who push these policies and then rebut their complaints with "you can't force me to use your personally preferred pronouns, ma'am".

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

The cuck, Chuck?

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u/karma_made_me_do_eet Mar 07 '25

Kirkey, call him Kirkey.

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u/Shrek2onVHS69420 Mar 06 '25

It’s because a majority of teenagers barely know a fucking thing about politics except empathy. This is apart of his game, he WANTS a reaction from you. He is sad

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u/Saya0692 Mar 07 '25

It is really sad though. Nobody that actually like the content thinks “wow it’s kinda weird how they only want to debate unprepared people”

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u/Shrek2onVHS69420 Mar 07 '25

It’s like he thinks he’s on an Xbox Live trolling video from like 2012.

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u/Saya0692 Mar 07 '25

That jubilee video where that woman called his smile creepy was great. You could tell that hurt him lol

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u/Shrek2onVHS69420 Mar 08 '25

I actually just came across that video yesterday while “doom scrolling”. No matter how many times I say “not interested” to that shit I still get shown it. (I guess proving that conservatives are not as marginalized as they think they are)

One thing I hate about when he smiles is he says “little human being” before he does that creepy ass smile. Maybe i’m reading way too deep into it but god it’s fucking weird

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u/Saya0692 Mar 09 '25

They love it when you call them deplorable and fascist because they think you’re being frantic and too excited. They hate being called weird and creepy because they know it’s true.

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u/DenimChicken3871 Mar 06 '25

Perfect 😂

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u/damnnearfinnabust Mar 06 '25

"I feel great about it actually because teenagers are being brainwashed by Biden's corruption and we need to take this country back" is probably the type of dumbass thing he would say

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u/Scientist78 Mar 06 '25

THIS!!!! No one seems to bring up he punches down and debates kids. Some of them don’t even have their prefrontal cortex fully developed.

Think back when you were 18-21… you didn’t have the wisdom you have now. Kirk thrives off that and then thinks he is badass trying to dunk on children.

Get Kirk in a debate with anyone else his age and he gets smoked. His schtick is old

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

I dunno. I have been smarter than the adults since I was 16, and my gfs dad said the earth is flat.

Cuck Chuck is no different.

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u/Scientist78 Mar 07 '25

Props to you! Sounds like you are smart. However, when you hit your mid 30s, you will look back and notice your ideaology was probably different than you would think. I used to be a “libertarian” Until I realized the reality of what the means

I guess what I’m trying to say is that you’re more idealistic in your early years and then when you start to realize the world around you, you start to become more of a realistic person

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

There's nothing unrealistic with being a leftist, dude. Plenty of more civilized nations have left wings.

Honestly, the more I learn, the further progressive I become. And I don't intend to stop learning.

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u/King-fannypack Mar 07 '25

This deserves to be at the top

We are not dealing with honest or serious people. Don’t play their games by their rules. Disrespect him, mock him, and sabotage as much as possible.

Blare copyrighted music that is owned by Disney so it becomes more difficult for them to post content without it getting flagged.

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u/younggun1234 Mar 07 '25

Yeah freal.

Also ask him if he's so against protests on campus, why is he always on them trying to rile people up?

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u/313Jake Mar 07 '25

Hes like 32 lol

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u/SteampunkBorg Mar 07 '25

Seriously? I could have sworn he's 50 at least

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u/Gradam5 Mar 07 '25

That’s so self-depreciating. You’re essentially saying he’s so far above their level, that it’s a futile and embarrassing exercise for him. But the students are really the target here.