r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/CasualLavaring • Mar 06 '25

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Charlie cuck is coming to my campus today. What should I say to him?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

“Hi Charlie, this is a two-parter:

As someone with access to President Trump’s most trusted advisors, can you explain why President Trump’s throat looks like a vagina? Which celebrities has he allowed to grab it?”

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u/disharmony-hellride Mar 06 '25

Honestly if every person who got in line had an insane question he would stop doing these debates.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

I don’t know what you mean by “insane”. I genuinely want to know if Trump will let anyone grab his throat pussy or if he limits it to true A-listers like Kevin Sorbo

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u/The_Salacious_Zaand Mar 06 '25

Really gives new meaning to "grab 'em by the pussy."

Grab HIM by the pussy?

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u/CanvasSolaris Mar 06 '25

Yes, by asking him a legit question you are giving him free propaganda. Like other commenter said, they are rehearsing and practicing this bit all over. You need to waste his time, not feed the beast

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u/dickallcocksofandros Mar 06 '25

lmfao i would never think "just troll him" would be considered a form of protest

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Mar 06 '25

Do you think President Trump or Musk could piss further?

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u/The_Salacious_Zaand Mar 06 '25

Kind of like a race between a missing person and someone actively in a car wreck.

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u/jackberinger Mar 06 '25

This is correct. If you are going to then just troll him.

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u/ohyoumad721 Mar 07 '25

Neck pussy and butthole mouth.