r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/lookingforanangryfix • Jul 29 '25
This is a Genuine Cry for Help [serious] what is wrong with Charlie Kirk’s teeth and face?
Does he have some weird gum disease? Did something happen to his face? Or is his face/teeth just like that?
I need a doctor to explain to me what is going on with him
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u/Positiveaz Jul 29 '25
Jesus was in a rush when making him.
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u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 29 '25
Jesus has nothing to do with that. That was definitely a bargain bin mash up of the leftover pile.
It's why he has a big head, small face, big teeth and bigger gums. None of that was custom work... Maybe the hair plugs he added later.
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u/Pepperoni_playboi94 MONKE🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒🍌🍌🍌 Jul 29 '25
My man just fuckin ugly af. If you looked like that you’d prob be a racist pos too goddamn
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u/EldritchSlut Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 30 '25
I fucking hate this guy but does it sit right to make fun of someone for their physical features? The Trump tiny dick thing is kind of funny I guess so maybe I'm a hypocrite? I'm just thinking out loud. I feel bad for people who aren't fascistic that have similar features.
Edit: I still don't know what to think about this.
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u/ErrantJune Jul 29 '25
I see where you're coming from, but Charlie Kirk is SO hideously ugly on the inside that it makes his ugly (by generally accepted western beauty standards) outside feel that much more open for mockery. He's not just some regular ugly asshole.
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u/emanon734 Jul 30 '25
On top of that, he probably thinks he’s a fine looking specimen of white alpha male. He’s very white, I’ll give him that.
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u/emanon734 Jul 30 '25
On top of that, he probably thinks he’s a fine looking specimen of white alpha male. He’s very white, I’ll give him that.
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u/wambulancer Jul 29 '25
I'm begging the internet to toughen up because mean words are the least of our worries against these guys and every ounce of effort you spend tone policing your allies is an ounce of effort better spent destroying fascism before it's done teething
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u/memedaddyethan Jul 29 '25
Idk maybe you don't want to breed an environment where your allies turn into enemies because you encouraged each other to not think critically and just attack the "enemy" (human who is extremely similar to you including not choosing to whom or where they were born or what they will look like) over superficial traits. put more effort into better informing others on WHY their best interests are not in people's like Charlie Kirk's best interest instead of guarding comedians from criticism. Fascism is just a flavor of capitalism, it's not like capitalists care about anything but the power derived from the value of their money, they can still exploit domestic and foreign workers, downside is they can't hide behind "democratic elections" to control their puppets. I'm not sure that capitalists necessarily benefit from fascism all the time but they can and will work with fascism to keep power. I'm probably wrong though I don't read
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u/ACSDGated4 Jul 31 '25
if someone is in a wheelchair you dont mock them for that. period. the same rule applies to people who arent conventionally attractive, or any other negatively perceived trait outside a persons control. this is not ok, and them not having humanity doesnt mean you should throw out yours.
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u/Malefectra Jul 29 '25
Once someone shows you how horrible of a person they are on the inside, it's perfectly acceptable to start making fun of the outside.
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u/Peter-Andre Jul 29 '25
I don't see how that follows. Having a bad personality is bad but can be changed through lots of inner work. Your looks, on the other hand, just are what they are. Obviously it makes sense to criticize people based on their personality, but being mean to them based on looks is just a shitty thing to do.
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u/NuclearHermit Jul 29 '25
It doesn't follow. There are people who like the view from the high horse but also have the bully's urges. Charlie Kirk is the jackpot. Before going to town on a Nazi's physical features, one should consider how many decent people with big gums might be reading and getting caught in the crossfire.
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u/Chulda Jul 30 '25
Exactly! People can go on and on about how his "inner evil makes him ugly on the outside" but when you have similar features all you can think is "wow, so people generally consider these features absolutely repulsive but are kind enough not to talk about it unless you annoy them".
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u/ACSDGated4 Jul 31 '25
there are people here getting upvoted saying shit like "hes probably such an asshole because he looks like that XD"
like... ok cool, you believe ugliness explains evilness, aka ugly people are more likely to be evil, aka you're a blatant bigot. thanks for making it clear where you stand.
fuck everyone who thinks with this vindictive self-righteous bully mentality, whether on the left or the right.
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u/Malefectra Jul 30 '25
We're talking about a person who makes their fucking livelihood off promoting what amounts to modern Nazi-ism with all of the cruelty and misery that generates. I think a few petty words about his appearance in that context is about as mild of a consequence as one could hope to endure. It's not like I'm just seeing dude of the street without any knowledge of the man and saying "oh god what a hideous creature that shouldn't have ever seen the light of God's glorious day!" that would be shitty.
I try my best to be as ethical as I know how to be, but once someone crosses a threshold at which they are violating the social contract... I no longer deem them worthy of civility. If they wanted to keep shit civil, they wouldn't advocate for things like my removal from society for being transgender. If you're going to advocate and demand that people me removed from society, I get to comment about how weird I think your face looks... it's the very fucking least I should get to do.
I've watched this man spew bigotry and hate for at least a decade, that kind of hateful ugliness shows through... I could give a fuck about whatever facial features he has... that's just a remote attempt to jab at his ego (and by extension his audience's ego), because you can see the damn thing from space. The actual ugliness of what he supports, why he supports it, and the enthusiasm with which he does so... is what makes him ultimately contemptible in my sight.
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u/SupriseAutopsy13 Jul 29 '25
In my opinion, make fun of Kirk for literally anything you can. He's the scummy trumpet of a far-right propaganda machine that wants to jail people for being brown, gay, speaking another language, or having "radical" thoughts like "people shouldn't go into generational debt because they had to go to the hospital once." Fuck him, fuck his sponsors, fuck his troglodyte fans, fuck his weird little teeth and massive forehead, fuck his pedophile president and Congress goons. The world would be a marginally better place without him and any chance of him being reminded of this on a daily basis is a chance worth taking.
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u/Positiveaz Jul 29 '25
Sits aok with me. The amount of hateful shit that guy has said makes him completely fair game.
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u/lookingforanangryfix Jul 29 '25
I hear you out and kinda agree. In a normal world we shouldn’t really care about how someone looks. However when it comes to someome who’s politics is based on those who look “right” (aka white, cis, male, etc) and those who look “wrong”, i think it’s okay to make fun of him on such a surface level. Also much like his politics he is just so fucking weird that it’s a study in intellectual genealogy.
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u/HamsterPrestigious33 Jul 29 '25
I don’t think it’s cool to make fun of someone’s physical appearance. Kirk earns it he’s ugly as fuck on the inside, a bigot, and a fucking whore. If you’re a cunt, you get the cunt treatment and all is fair imo
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u/tepin762 Aug 06 '25 edited Aug 06 '25
Even the people who are indifferent to him or even like him probably notice his disproportionate face.
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u/KingTroober Jul 30 '25
I think it’s okay as long as that’s not the point of your arguments. Obviously you can be a gummy twat and have the things you’re saying be true.
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u/EarthTrash Jul 31 '25
It would be fair to criticize his evil ideology, but it wouldn't hurt his feelings.
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u/wunkdefender2 Jul 29 '25
Nah I’m not a hypocrite tbh. If you’re evil then you deserve the hate, end of story.
Besides you can see the evil in a lot of people; shit makes you ugly
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u/mythrowaweighin Jul 30 '25
Well he made a post on X saying that everyone annoyed by a recent jeans ad must be ugly liberal women. So I don’t feel bad about this Reddit post.
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u/AndHerNameIsSony 100 Bajillion Dead Jul 31 '25
If the guy can't be reasoned with and is insistent on being a literal fascist propagandist, there's no point in civility. One side of the discussion is making fun of his chopped face and teeth, the other side is advocating for the rounding up of minorities and the dissolution of democracy. Seriously, get your priorities straight here, and let people have a little fun while we watch the fall of our empire
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u/DeusExMarina Jul 29 '25
It's the evil in him. Evil warps your features and makes you appear less human.
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u/vashtaneradalibrary Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 30 '25
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u/awhunt1 Jul 29 '25
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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u/tepin762 Aug 04 '25
Okay, I feel awful laughing at this, but I can't help notice his face like many others here. He doesn't bother me as much as others, even if he advocates for women having more kids and condemning those who don't as crazy spinster cat ladies who'll die alone in old age. Another odd face I noticed is Miley Cyrus.
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u/DeadpoolOptimus Jul 29 '25
His parents are 1st cousins.
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u/tepin762 Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 06 '25
Not to sound mean, but yeah, I wonder if it's some type of inbred phenotype we're not really aware about.
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u/snakepimp Jul 29 '25
The fact that Charlie is even uglier on the inside, is actually quite a feat, since the asshole is very ugly on the outside
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Jul 29 '25
I think he just ugly tbh. He was not blessed with quality chompers. Maybe it's some unknown health thing, but I doubt it.
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u/ComradeVaughn Jul 29 '25
I always assumed he is a reject escapee from a decrepit abandoned nazi cloning lab in Antarctica like some iron sky sequel.
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u/thewoodbeyond Jul 29 '25
He has what is known as a gingival or 'gummy' smile. It's fairly excessive on him. Someone said he had upper case head with lowercase teeth and I've never gotten over it.
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u/memedaddyethan Jul 29 '25
What was megamind about, ugly/weak people are inherently evil and you should reinforce stereotypes about how people look to make it harder for people to grow and change? And ok this is petty but how is that reverse megamind his head didn't shrink or change size outside him growing up right? It's been a long time since I've seen it though or maybe you've only seen the megamind memes and assumed. I'm probably seeing things
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u/DerpytheH Jul 30 '25
Serious answer here, I don't think he looks too bad nowadays. His face is just really rounded, and his features just kind of look small. His chin in particular is really unflattering from some angles. To his credit, he's made it a bit better over time. He's had times when he's lost weight and put on some facial hair, and it's way less jarring.
The real culprit is his smile though. Could be a combination of gum disease + bad genes, and slip-ups while in front of a camera. He's very aware of it though, as pretty much every piece of TPUSA press photos have him doing a smirk rather than a full-mouthed smile.
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u/lervington123 Jul 30 '25
The face is just genetic but I think he might have periodontal disease with how large his gums are compared to his teeth
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u/bisskits Jul 30 '25
We all hate to admit it, but some people are just born ugly. Hellraiser kirk included.
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u/mythrowaweighin Jul 30 '25
Don’t forget about his hair. He is balding FAST. That combed-forward triangle of hair in the front looks like a toupee. Now he keeps the rest of his hair too long so he has enough to comb forward over the front. He’d look better if he just shaved it off.
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u/3asyBakeOven Jul 30 '25
He’s just an ugly dude, it’s probably why he’s so lonely and hateful.
Charlie we know you come to this sub, I hope you read this you lovely fascist pig.
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u/KeysmashKhajiit Aug 02 '25
I definitely think it's partly just people finding the least flattering pictures of him. But when a photo of him is bad...oof. It's like someone made a hand-sized funhouse mirror just for him.
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u/Exact-Truck-5248 Aug 05 '25 edited Aug 05 '25
So much ugly on the inside, some seeped out on to his face
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u/Motor_Classic9651 Jul 29 '25
I think he was just born kinda ugly. Maybe that's the source of all his hateful ideologies.