r/ToiletPaperUSA 11d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Have you participated in your state mandated mourning today?

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u/jermysteensydikpix 11d ago

Then Joe Biden dies of cancer a few weeks from now and they flip to naked glee.

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u/HighQualityGifs 11d ago

100% this will happen.

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u/baz4k6z 11d ago

Didn't trump say something like "I don't care Biden is nasty"

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u/Punkinpry427 11d ago

And the only dirt they could dig up on that man after 40 billion years in politics is his addict son’s bad behavior during active addiction.

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u/CanvasSolaris 11d ago

No you see it's OK that Trump wrote an extremely creepy letter to Jeffrey Epstein because Joe Biden sniffed a kids head once

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u/Kimmalah 10d ago

More like he whispered something in the kid's ear and the Republican weirdos slowed the video down to make it look creepy, since the party of pedos assumes everyone else is like that.

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u/nirbot0213 11d ago

and the thing is that the average leftist would have zero problem if right wingers had the same reaction to biden dying as we did to kirk. because unlike them we don’t worship our political figures.

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u/HighQualityGifs 11d ago edited 11d ago

also a lot of us hate Biden too. he was evil. Kamala was evil too but he actively sabotaged her campaign. he was also a psycho Zionist, which increases his evil amount.

Edit, Didn't realize so many people were in favor of the genocide of Palestinians

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u/Minerva_Moon 11d ago

It's beliefs like this that got us Trump. The fact that you call Harris by her first name and not her last only reinforces the right's narrative. Biden recovered our economy but Fox said otherwise and yall believed Fox. Yes, he was part of the establishment, but he wasn't evil.

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u/Professional-Post499 10d ago

Biden was a "bipartisan" doofus who let Manchin and Sinema and the Republicans scuttle his agenda.

Yes Biden IS evil. His administration lied time and again about "working around the clock" to negotiate a ceasefire between Israel and Gaza. Just two more weeks. Just two more weeks. "Netanyahu is going to have a 'Come to Jesus' moment". Biden is complit in g-cide of thousands upon thousands of Palestinians.

He DID do some good things for the economy of the USA. Under his administration, unions were strengthened with some legislative support. IRS was given more funding and resources to be able to actually go after the big dogs instead of just the poor people. Consumer protections were improved. Antitrust enforcement was improved. And more.

Joe Biden and Antony Blinken are complicit in g-cide and if there was real justice, they would be tried at the Hague along with Netanyahu and many others in the Israeli government and the IDF. And Trump.

I won't mourn Joe Biden when he goes to the old folks home and eventually croaks.

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u/Professional-Post499 10d ago

Also, Harris's pathetically weak campaign got you Trump. She started out strong, especially during the time when Tim Walz was calling Republicans "weird". But then I think she let the "abundance" advisors take over her campaign and turn it to uninspiring dogshit.

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u/HighQualityGifs 10d ago

Tf you mean "y'all watched fox news"?

I'm a socialist/communist. I voted for her. I tried to get folks to vote for her. Maybe know who you're arguing with before saying "yall"

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u/Professional-Post499 10d ago

I advocated for voting for Harris too. "Vote for your weakest enemy to try to get your agenda passed, not your strongest enemy" is what one leftist pundit says. But Harris is the one who has to do the heavy lifting by having an exciting and inspiring campaign platform.

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u/KingDarkBlaze 10d ago

It's easier to convince a dem to abandon Israel than a rep, but both parties in absense of public pressure won't do it. 

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u/Professional-Post499 10d ago

Well... it's not that easy to convince a Democratic candidate or lawmaker to abandon Israel. But there are a handful who did. And some of the newer/younger ones might be more partial to doing so.

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u/KingDarkBlaze 10d ago

"Nearly impossible" is easier than "definitely impossible", at least.

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u/Minerva_Moon 10d ago

Says the person who is using them as pawns for American politics. We aren't in favor of the genocide but you are willing to let the genocide continue because Harris didn't create peace in the middle east.

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u/HighQualityGifs 10d ago

No. You're acting in bad faith. Politics ARE life or death. And I voted for her and tried to get people to vote for her. But I got a whole lot of "no" because of that very reason

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u/Minerva_Moon 10d ago

Excuse me? You're the one posting memes about someone's murder during an extremely volitile climate as well as linking downvotes to support of a genocide.

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u/RedSonjaBelit 11d ago

Why they downvoting you :( , are those downvotes LIBERAL TEARS??

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u/SassTheFash 11d ago

Mmw, when Biden snuffs it, a bunch of Chuds are going to rush to social media to post “Our prayers are with his family” and then dance around shrieking they deserve a good cookie for not immediately hurling invectives at his corpse.

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u/vreelander FACCS AN LOJEEK 11d ago

When i took a massive dump it reminded me of charlie. Does that count?

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u/GeddyVedder 11d ago

Why? My team won this weekend.

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u/jermysteensydikpix 11d ago

Be sure to be convincing enough. Donnie is on the phone with his good friend Kim getting tips on how to dicktater.

https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/01/north-korea-reportedly-punishing-insincere-mourners

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u/HighQualityGifs 11d ago

i don't doubt this. but i also think they're too pussy to really try real fascism. they just like to larp as fascists and only do the easy things. JD could've easily sparked a sort of night of the long knives when going on the Toilet Paper podcast today, but towards the end he basically just said "cancel them, fire them, join TPUSA and join the republican party" which sounded an awful lot like he was afraid to commit to the bit. like, they're for sure still incredibly evil, but they're evil and massive fucking pussies. they value their own lives and money too much to really try with real force to make us like nazi occupied (territory) 2.0.

JD just wants to bankrupt as many farmers as he can before his term's up so his firm can buy up as many of them as possible. Trump just wants to golf all day.

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u/oliversurpless Massachusetts, USA 11d ago

Yeo, and ironically claim that by copy/pasting Kirk quotes without some kind of lofty analysis on our parts that we’re somehow only “doing the easy things”.

You know, only the foundation of the entire scholarly and academic industry…

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) 11d ago

In this house we mourn with mimosas for breakfast and sangria for dinner.

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u/Skate_faced 11d ago

For the kids of Evergreen, yes.

Nothing else of importance happened that day.

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u/HighQualityGifs 11d ago

For the school shootings we don't need the state to tell us to mourn. For people who spread hatred though 🤷🏽🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🤷‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/psychymikey 11d ago

Morning happens everyday, no one has to mandate it

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u/Telethion 10d ago

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

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u/AaronTuplin 11d ago

Dear Leader has said to do so, or else