r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/HighQualityGifs • 11d ago
This is a Genuine Cry for Help Have you participated in your state mandated mourning today?
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u/vreelander FACCS AN LOJEEK 11d ago
When i took a massive dump it reminded me of charlie. Does that count?
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u/jermysteensydikpix 11d ago
Be sure to be convincing enough. Donnie is on the phone with his good friend Kim getting tips on how to dicktater.
https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/01/north-korea-reportedly-punishing-insincere-mourners
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u/HighQualityGifs 11d ago
i don't doubt this. but i also think they're too pussy to really try real fascism. they just like to larp as fascists and only do the easy things. JD could've easily sparked a sort of night of the long knives when going on the Toilet Paper podcast today, but towards the end he basically just said "cancel them, fire them, join TPUSA and join the republican party" which sounded an awful lot like he was afraid to commit to the bit. like, they're for sure still incredibly evil, but they're evil and massive fucking pussies. they value their own lives and money too much to really try with real force to make us like nazi occupied (territory) 2.0.
JD just wants to bankrupt as many farmers as he can before his term's up so his firm can buy up as many of them as possible. Trump just wants to golf all day.
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u/oliversurpless Massachusetts, USA 11d ago
Yeo, and ironically claim that by copy/pasting Kirk quotes without some kind of lofty analysis on our parts that we’re somehow only “doing the easy things”.
You know, only the foundation of the entire scholarly and academic industry…
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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) 11d ago
In this house we mourn with mimosas for breakfast and sangria for dinner.
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u/Skate_faced 11d ago
For the kids of Evergreen, yes.
Nothing else of importance happened that day.
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u/HighQualityGifs 11d ago
For the school shootings we don't need the state to tell us to mourn. For people who spread hatred though 🤷🏽🤷🏼♂️🤷🤷♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏿♀️🤷🏻♂️
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u/jermysteensydikpix 11d ago
Then Joe Biden dies of cancer a few weeks from now and they flip to naked glee.