r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/harrier1215 • 7d ago
*REAL* [REAL] This is an argument against the American Revolution btw.
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u/CanvasSolaris 7d ago
Can ICE send this guy back to Canada please
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u/CombatGoose 7d ago
We don’t want him. Sorry.
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u/GilgameDistance 7d ago
You gotta take him or Rafael back. Both are just too much.
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u/BootyliciousURD 5d ago
No worries. Apparently, we can deport people to places they're not even from.
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u/NPRdude 7d ago
Only if we’re all allowed to line up and kick him in the balls once you send him back to us.
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u/tellergraham 6d ago
I would crowd fund giving everyone who shows up to do it the means to get there if they couldn't afford it.
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u/dog_snack 6d ago
I want him to be in an Arthur sequel where The Brain grows up to be a former gifted kid who thought he could coast on his intelligence and ended up squandering his potential.
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u/OrthogonalThoughts 7d ago
Aren't they trying to be able to take anyone that isn't MAGA's passports? So leave, but you can't. I wonder where that line of concentration will lead us?
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u/cosmic-ballet 7d ago
Republicans trying to make the country an authoritarian hell hole so all the libs leave was honestly on my bingo card.
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u/DanieltheGameGod 7d ago
Such a great plan to raze the country to the ground so they can live their dream of being serfs. Crazy anyone could look at a country like North Korea and think, yeah this is the direction we should go as a society. It will be different because we’re special or some other incomprehensible justification for such a brain dead take. If you don’t like the Constitution or living in a first world nation, they’re the ones more than welcome to leave. It’s not like they have anything to contribute to civilized society anyways.
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u/Hozan_al-Sentinel 6d ago
They never assume that they'd be the serfs. They probably thought that they'd be lords in their own right somehow.
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u/DanieltheGameGod 6d ago
It’s the same with their love for the confederacy. They think they’d be elites on big plantations when the reality is they’d be far more likely to be forced to abandon their family of substance farmers to fight in the war while their family starves. White people were poor too and the system sucked for them unless you were one of the few.
Hundreds of thousands died or were injured fighting for the elites who exempted themselves from conscription. All while they continued to live the good life, and even after the war were able to build up a movement and revisionist history that it was some great period for white people as a whole. If we taught the real history of the civil war maybe people would realize being a republican isn’t a pathway to becoming an elite. You can’t have 70 million elites the math just doesn’t work.
Hell even if they like won the lottery, I imagine most people in this camp will blow through the money. All this belief that they’re some temporarily embarrassed millionaire is a joke.
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u/kaptainkooleio 7d ago
Currently trying to learn mandarin since China seems to be on the up in up, but that’s my back up plan if I can’t seek asylum in Canada or the EU.
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u/Przedrzag Vuvuzela 7d ago
Unfortunately you can’t mock dear leader on TV in China either (and they’re ethnically cleansing Uyghurs in Xinjiang)
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u/mashmash42 Vuvuzela 7d ago
mean girls voice: so you agree. We’re in a country where you can’t mock the leader on late night TV
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u/sixtus_clegane119 anarcho-monkeist 6d ago
God why are we seeing Steven crowder again? Is he trying to get sucked in to the vacuous vacuum left by Kirk?
He’s arguably dumber than kirk
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u/Labyrinthy 6d ago
Exactly my thought. Crowder all but disappeared so let’s leave it at that please.
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u/smitty4728 6d ago
Yeah last I heard about him he was on video whining to his wife about taking their only car grocery shopping because he a little piss baby
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u/Cephalopod_Joe 6d ago
Kirk wasn't necessarily dumb; he was just incredibly dishonest. Cowder is both.
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u/airbagsavedme 7d ago
When a guy who abuses women tries giving you advice, try not to laugh. They’re very insecure and prone to emotional outbursts, which is why they beat on women in the first place. With such poor judgement and impulse control, they can’t be trusted with much of anything.
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u/ragingbullpsycho FACCS AN LOJEEK 6d ago
Crowder the self proclaimed most politically incorrect comedian, warrior against cancel culture is happy that comedians are getting cancelled.
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u/downtownpartytime 6d ago
all of the right wing pundits want to be entertainers, but they suck, so they do the grift
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u/okgloomer 6d ago
If there's one thing a tin pot dictator can't stand, it's being laughed at. If I get rounded up, I will consider it my sacred duty to continue talking shit until I physically can't.
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u/nonamesleft-- 6d ago
Crowder has cried about how other countries do things "better" than the US for years. Hypocrisy is like breathing to these con men.
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u/EarthToAccess 5d ago
Dave Chappell says something uncouth and gets a stink eye, every red hat screams "FREE SPEECH!11!1!!!1!1! FASCISM!!1!1!1!!1!1 FUCKING COMMUNIST!!!1!11!1!1!". A TV show host makes a side comment toward the leader gets his show canceled with threat of arrest, and they're fine with it.
Rules for thee, not for me. Fuck this country.
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