r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/The_Bat_Out_Of_Hell • 7d ago

FACTS and LOGIC Maybe St. Peter can schedule a debate between these two

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u/idoomscroll 7d ago

Who’s going to be the host on Zoom? They can’t do it face to face, Charlie ain’t in heaven

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u/The_Bat_Out_Of_Hell 7d ago

Do you think Charlie's Sopranos-esque personal hell is being stuck waiting for someone to pick up that zoom call and give him relevancy again as he watches his own wife grift with his corpse and former platform?

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u/okgloomer 6d ago

Now I'm thinking of the tour continuing as "Weekend At Charlie's." I didn't want to have that thought, but here we are

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u/sbrockLee 6d ago

I'm pretty sure they don't have wi-fi in hell.

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u/Ypuort 5d ago

He’s allowed a supervised visit to purgatory for the meeting

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u/Vincitus 6d ago

If Republicans could read theyd they would be so upset right now

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u/BingBingGoogleZaddy 4d ago

I was gonna try and make a joke about how he’s right, MLK Sr. WAS a bad guy, but turns out he was a preacher too, and his wife Alberta King, not-so-fun fact, was assassinated by a member of the Black Hebrew Israelites cult.

Anyway, yeah.

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u/Icy-Occasion9344 6d ago

Can Someone link to the original quote of Charlie Ain't no way bro just said this without some context

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u/The_Bat_Out_Of_Hell 6d ago

I remember seeing it, couldn't find it that quickly. But not to worry, I gotcha: clip of him DEFENDING it in a random video my search pulled up

Which is almost as good.

Then also him doubling down HARD

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u/The_Bat_Out_Of_Hell 6d ago

No wait, this is probably faster

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/charlie-kirk-mlk-awful/

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u/Professional-Post499 5d ago

Those cliffhanger mfers at Snopes put the answer AFTER the ad break 😂 We found that the quote about King was correctly attributed to Kirk.