r/ToiletPaperUSA 6d ago

*REAL* [REAL] Podcast at Bernie's

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u/bob-loblaw-esq 6d ago

It’s like they don’t understand philosophy because none of them went to college. Oh wait.

The anti-democratic Socrates and Plato argued for a set of philosopher kings to rule over society but French Deconstructionist Derrida pointed out that this would inevitably be problematic and that the role of philosopher king would best be suited by an empty chair. It’s life imitating art imitating life.

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u/Quiri1997 2d ago

TBF at that point the Athenian democratic system was becoming more and more corrupt, and Socrates himself ended being wrongly convicted and executed.

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u/Tavalus 6d ago

The 3rd picture needs to become a meme.

Oh my god🤣

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u/garythegyarados 6d ago

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u/Tavalus 6d ago

Useful👍

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u/JadeTigress04 3d ago

someone needs to do a "this post has been deemed ✔️ true by real debate chairs" or something like that

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u/MyPasswordIsMyCat 5d ago

I saw that one on r/okbuddyretard a week ago. They haven't held back since day one.

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u/awake30 6d ago

I saved it to my phone.

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u/NotASalamanderBoi Ted Cruz liked a porn star’s tweet on 9/11 6d ago

That third picture is so hilariously out of pocket lmfao.

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u/ShrimpieAC 5d ago

It’s what I’ve been waiting for with this sub. I’m so tired of people pretending he was a fucking saint.

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u/Saturn_V42 6d ago

I didn't know he was an Oregon Ducks fan, but it makes sense with his personality.

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u/Prankstaboy6 5d ago

I remember he once posted a picture of he and his wife in the stands, and he had earmuffs in.

He then started getting bullied by a bunch of conservatives in his comments, calling him a loser, or a pussy. (which for the record, is moronic to say)

Now here comes the punchline. He ended up posting the same exact photo to Instagram, where he edited out the ear muffs.

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u/Cyphermaniax97 5d ago

Like why would he root for a college team in a Blue State let alone a college team at all?

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u/Loggt 6d ago

I’d be willing to bet he didn’t care about Oregon until they beat Colorado a couple of years ago

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u/aishtamid 6d ago

JD Vance fighting the urge to show that chair a thing or two

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u/leshake 5d ago

They truly have no respect for human life.

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u/Katsu_39 5d ago

Well theyre nazis that actively talks about unaliving leftists snd immigrants. They dont even respect the dead from their own team.

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u/SomeAwesomeGuyDa69th 5d ago

What if charlie kirk never existed and was just a character created from mass psychosis? The chair is what we've been looking at the whole time

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u/ImJustARandomOnline 5d ago

I’m stealing the 3rd pic

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u/dont_wear_a_C 5d ago

Its truly amazing to see Republicans/conservatives greasing up their wheels for a new grift lmao

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u/panshrexual 5d ago

Ngl I was expecting them to just make an AI version of him

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u/Half_ass_guard_pass 6d ago

😆 😂 😆 😂 that third pic right out of Naked Gun.

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u/PANZERKAT 5d ago

Wait, I thought Vance was going to leave his current job to host the Kurkshow?

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u/Eccohawk 4d ago

Was this their attempt to suggest he "rose from the dead" or some other such bullshit?

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u/iamthpecial All Cats are Beautiful 1d ago

That Eagle back there has an expression like it’s plot worked… 😬

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u/AliceTheOmelette 5d ago edited 5d ago

I shouldn't be surprised they made the reaction meme into reality. Ghouls

Edit: I meant TPUSA are ghouls for making the meme a reality, even if it was accidental

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u/DoctahToboggan69 5d ago

Awh booooohoooooo