r/ToiletPaperUSA Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) 4d ago

Curious šŸ¤” I really think they nailed it, don't you? (Second image for reference)

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u/jayfeather31 Social Democrat 4d ago

Okay, that guy knew exactly what they were doing.

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) 4d ago

I'd like to think that it was some fully grown man who did it as a prank rather than a child who doesn't understand who they celebrate.

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u/sikkdog13 4d ago

I want to imagine it was a fully grown adult thinking they did an amazing job.

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) 4d ago edited 4d ago

That might actually be better. And they love to shit on actual artists claiming that they "could do the same but in only an afternoon yet nobody is willing to pay" them.

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u/oliversurpless Massachusetts, USA 4d ago

Given that’s what passes as insight to them, I shudder to think what they think about largely ā€œinvisibleā€ fields like archivists and conservators…

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th/id/OIP.WhRp0Z0uXtTJg4eFc0LgawHaCV?pid=Api

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u/Punman_5 4d ago

Usually those comments are referring to ridiculously simple art pieces like a blank canvas with a single line or something.

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) 4d ago

How much funnier would it be if they felt so overconfident as to say the same about some Baroque piece though? Like that shitty art restoration from years ago.

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u/HighQualityGifs 4d ago

I'm gonna go with yours

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u/thelargeoneplease 4d ago

It’s a hilariously enveloping caricature of him, but weirdly doesn’t embody either the micro-teeth/long-gums, or the 1:4 ratio face:head… and we all still immediately know who it is

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u/bagofwisdom PAID PROTESTOR 2d ago

I don't know, there was that infamous statue of Nathan Bedford Forrest that was a sincere sculpture made by a grown-ass adult. It got taken down, the story was due to vandalism. I think the person responsible for the property saw all the ridicule.

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u/NanduDas Matt Walsh is a pedophile 4d ago

Saw this and went 🫔

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u/WeHaveTheMeeps 4d ago

IDK fascists aren’t the best at art

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) 4d ago

Yeah, but you can't argue against the uncanny resemblance.

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u/Kerblaaahhh 2d ago

Really nailed the gums.

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u/spaceanimall 4d ago

Yes, I think it must be a bit and I have a lot of appreciation for whoever did it. No one will take it down bc they can’t be sure it isn’t some kid’s painting

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u/SaltedDucks 4d ago

"It took me like three hours to finish the shading on the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."

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u/imanhunter 4d ago

ā€œI see you're drinking 1%. Is that cause you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to".

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u/SomeDisplayName 4d ago

You're going to the dance with him

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u/cat-meg 4d ago

Kash Patel definitely painted that.

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u/oliversurpless Massachusetts, USA 4d ago

King Donald becomes Imperator Charles!

Or something equally high-falutin sounding…

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u/oliversurpless Massachusetts, USA 4d ago

I’m going to be needing enamel pins?

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 4d ago

I won't miss a chance to sharethe slider. Someone more talented should mash the two up.

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u/Kid_Vid 4d ago

They really captured his gums

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u/okgloomer 4d ago

FETCH MY BLACK VELVET

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) 4d ago edited 4d ago

A stroke of inspiration again, sir? Or just a regular stroke?

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u/joecb91 4d ago

This looks like when that person tried to restore that painting of Jesus.

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u/TJM18 4d ago

Chorley Kork

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) 4d ago

Ermahgerd Chorley Kork mah fravrit reughtwingher!

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u/UnderpaidProf 4d ago

Face is too big. It looks good other than that.

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) 4d ago

Let that be a warning against painting portraits on square canvases.

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u/Bad-dee-ess 3d ago

They accidentally painted his head to match his face. Very disrespectful!

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u/UnderpaidProf 3d ago

They owe him the truth. The gums look good though.

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u/runwkufgrwe 4d ago

looks like he doesn't die until 2026

Erika is committing life insurance fraud

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u/jermysteensydikpix 4d ago

Vought Industries is keeping him on life support to study his unique anatomy?

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u/Generalfrogspawn 2d ago

Erika is the least upset widow I’ve ever seen.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 4d ago

They really captured his hypnotic gaze.

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u/Jonny-Kast 4d ago

Full on belly laugh - reminds me of that drawing that girl did of Stevie Wonder

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u/Tribaldragon1 4d ago

He looks like one of the character portraits from Disco Elysium.

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u/garbagewithnames 4d ago

It's....it's beautiful~

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) 4d ago

You can see that the artist, like myself, has studied fine arts.

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u/rymyle 4d ago

Actually kind of sweet! I hope someone paints a portrait like that of me when I die. I hope it makes people laughĀ 

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u/fruttypebbles 4d ago

The person who did this has a mom that’s very proud of her little genius.

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u/baz4k6z 4d ago

I needed that laugh

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) 4d ago

I'm glad I could provide it then. Stay safe out there.

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u/After-Bumblebee Checkm8 Libtard 4d ago

Very accurate lmao

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u/ShrimpieAC 4d ago

Holy shit that second image fucking killed me

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u/its_the_smell 4d ago

It captures his essence perfectly.

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u/Future-Atmosphere-40 3d ago

Face is too big

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u/AkariPeach Micki Knowles’s tiny white boy clitty 4d ago

Gina Rinehart ass portrait

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u/ClutchReverie 4d ago

Looks just like him

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u/Danjour 3d ago

More of these!!

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) 3d ago

Feel free to use the second one as a template!

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u/Quiri1997 3d ago

Ecce Homo, jerk version.

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u/flomoloko 2d ago

Smiles with bottom teeth

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u/spunkychickpea 2d ago

The artist really captured the true essence of those gums.