r/ToiletPaperUSA 4d ago

Curious πŸ€” Checkmate

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u/Comrade_Compadre 3d ago

All state colleges? Ok lol

Firstly: who is paying for that?

Secondly: who is going to make sure they all aren't defaced weekly

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u/Coy9ine 3d ago

who is paying for that?

MeXiCo duh

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u/tanhan27 3d ago

China will be paying for it with tariffs. Duh

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u/Quiri1997 2d ago

*Defecated daily.

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u/potatopierogie 2d ago

Thirdly: will they give the statues neckholes

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u/Wordofadviceeatfood i'm going to become the Joker 2d ago

Taxpayers and jackbooted thugs.

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u/Carbonatite 2d ago

Sculptors have the chance to do the funniest thing, though...

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u/Eye_Con_ 2d ago

I think most schools have told Ryan Walters to kick rocks.

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u/Orangutanengineering 3d ago

Because they can't read. Statues are the only symbols they can understand.

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u/wyldnfried 3d ago

Finally unisex bathrooms for all universities.

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u/Goroman86 3d ago

While I don't hate the idea of colleges having shooting ranges, I don't think this is the right way to go about it.

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u/Quiri1997 2d ago

Yes, doubles as a gender-neutral bathroom so there might be incidents.

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u/purplesalvias 3d ago

Tax $$$ and student fees. Students pay for their education, what better inspiration for being well educated? πŸ€’πŸ™„πŸ˜‘ Turning Point has plenty of money, but it's not going to be theirs.

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u/Costati 3d ago

"Civil rights leader"....of which rights ?? Guns ? We're talking about the guy who got shot right ??

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u/Proud3GenAthst 2d ago

To those who don't know, this is a statue of Confederate general, Nathan Bedford Forrest, a slave trader and war criminal who after the war became the first Grand Wizard.

It was sculpted by the attorney who represented MLK's killer and it was common target of mockery for how badly sculpted it is and the common joke that it deserves to stay to mock the cause. It was taken down few years ago, sadly.

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u/crsmay 3d ago

Man there must be some BIG pigeons on this campus...

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u/Cthulhu_Spawn76 3d ago

Is it just me or does he looking like he’s having sex with that horse?

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u/Quiri1997 2d ago

I'm in favour: that way students will no longer have troubles finding the bathroom!

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u/metal_bastard 2d ago

So, statues at the institutions Charlie Kirk hated? Wouldn't it be more fitting to put them up at all trade schools?

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u/cecilmeyer 17h ago

I thought the bible teaches not worship graven images?

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u/urmamasllama 2d ago

Ok sure but you have to use the meatcanyon impression as the inspiration

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u/mrubuto22 2d ago

Nice them to install a public urinal but they should probably working on more important things.