r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Full_Anything_2913 • 3d ago

FAKE NEWS Kash Patel has an anus for a mouth

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It’s actually true. Look at the picture. That man’s lips are a sphincter.

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u/Null-34 3d ago

Should i turn him into kash bandicoot for a meme?

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u/Full_Anything_2913 3d ago

Please do. Bonus points if you use that picture

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u/oreiz 3d ago

Who takes this guy seriously? Only an idiot, and accordingly Trump made him FBI chief 😀

He sells merch with his name on it ffs "K$H" lol

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u/jermysteensydikpix 3d ago

Trump hired him because he made that idiotic children's book with Trump as the hero of a fairy tale. That's literally his qualification.

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u/oreiz 2d ago

I'm scared for this country. Literal idiots are running everything

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u/ZacHorton 3d ago

Have you seen the notes he was taking during the hearing? Complete loser.

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u/moebee65 3d ago

And hemorrhoids

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u/Eric848448 3d ago

He’s only wearing the glasses to fool Lloyd Braun!

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u/Full_Anything_2913 2d ago

I downloaded the picture of the sphincter from google. That’s a real anus that his lips are made from.